Dear Street Carnage,
Although this is a truly shitty picture (phone died immediately after I took it) this is the heaviest 0 kitten I’ve ever seen. This is an ex-raver-that-stills-raves new-mother on the blue night bus full of drunks in Toronto at 3:30 AM on a Friday night picking out songs on her ipod while her baby nods off on her lap.
Dear Street Carnage,
Although this is a truly shitty picture (phone died immediately after I took it) this is the heaviest 0 kitten I’ve ever seen. This is an ex-raver-that-stills-raves new-mother on the blue night bus full of drunks in Toronto at 3:30 AM on a Friday night picking out songs on her ipod while her baby nods off on her lap. That blue shit streaming down around her shoulders is WOVEN into her hair. FUCKING WOVEN! I want to pray for the baby’s future, but just thinking of her relationship with that baby makes me cringe. Apart from the the infant on her lap she was completely alone and opted to keep her child nuzzled in her coat in leiu of of stroller or even a fucking blanket (it’s -11 Celcius in Toronto right now). Her negligence alone is brutal to think about, but can you imagine the circumstances under which such a child was conceived? The fact that there were probably “heavy jungalist vibes” involved is enough to make your skin crawl.
-Elliott
Rave parents are phenomenal. That kid will be the one who has the best parties in high school.
Shitty people are breeding like rats. Children are the future. Run to the hills.
Fantastic post. Euthanasia would be appropriate here. Her condition is incurable.
the mahones are playin’ new years eve in t-dot
I’m so fucking tired of living in a country where only dumbasses have incentive to breed. Kudos to the non-dumbasses who actually have kids and keep the torch going. I don’t think I could do it.
Shut the fuck up Vanessa.
What the fuck is wrong with belonging to a (Pathetic, weird, uninteresting) sub-culture and having a kid? I’m all for this. Kids are cool and people who are mature enough to take care of kids are cool. Also, did you think strollers are heated or something? Or that they could just fit on the the bus easily? The baby is IN her jacket. She’s not negligent. In fact, this chick rules, even if her sub-culture does not.
Rules?
She looks like the fucking bass player from Sigue Sigue Sputnik and is on public transit at 3:30 a.m with a baby.
Christ, I would hate to hear what your parents did to you to make this seem awesome by comparison.
um, i think the kid’s gonna be ok. we in the west are pretty freaky about the chilluns. a lot of kids around the world are shitting in holes, running from bullets, and playing with balls of cow dung.
what the hell is wrong with old school ravers? man, you guys are square.
that lady was proably high on quality drugs for days at a time when y’all were in diapers.
That’s Darrick May’s umpteenth illegitimate child.
Club kid, literally
not crazy about the hair or the thing, but keeping the baby nuzzled in the coat is a better idea than a stroller if it’s cold out, moron
so she’s a little batty, and looks like shit and does drugs.. OOOHHHHH. that’s not necessarily a bad mom you dull toronto fag, it’s an embarrassing mom, most likely vaguely irresponsible but no worse than your mom raising a judgemental pussy too chickenshit to even get a proper pic when he’s drunk on the night bus. “elliott” = gayest name going
where’s the beef?
Man, zings have really gone downhill when somebody gets snapped on for being named “Elliott.”
jesus when people talk about breeding like its a chore that they want to opt out of I think of them as a cell in my body that says “enough with this cell division shit I got some partying to do!” You know what we call those cells in medical terminology? cancer.
and stop being fucking nazis about whos allowed to procreate. you are a tumor.
Cancer cells are constantly dividing instead of doing whatever function they’re supposed to do. That’s part of the reason why they kill you.
emily civilization has really gone downhill when some moronic awful writer plain jane thinks the world cares about her thoughts of hep catalogue clothes and the ugly fags she dreams of fucking. stop linking to your site from this site, this site is good, your site is like a shit caked toad hanging off a sun-sized flaming thumbs up.
common knowledge that elliott is a fag name (the kid ET fingered, the ugly acne scarred cunt from Good Will Hunting sdtk who committed the wimpiest suicide ever, some ex-governor who paid seven figures to eat JAP dumps) but his name is the least of it, I don’t like his moral high ground pose when he doesn’t even the guts to document the don’t
fuck you shabba, leave elliott smith out of this!
So you’re judging that she’s a negligent mum based on what exactly? That she has ugly hair extensions? I have a baby and I can tell you that she’s a lot warmer snuggled in next to me under my coat than in a drafty, open stroller. You’d probably be bitching about all the space a stroller would be taking up if she’d brought one on anyways. And you assume that she was at a rave based on what exactly? Did you see her at one?
I feel bad for her having to share a bus with a bunch of judgmental assholes. You don’t have kids, so you have no right judging people who do.
“Cancer cells are constantly dividing instead of doing whatever function they’re supposed to do. That’s part of the reason why they kill you.”
hence: partying. Ok maybe not the most precise analogy. I’ll give you that.
that’s my name too!
i wish that pole wasn’t obscuring her face i think i recognize that thing and if i’m right, oh man, what a bg story it is.
So much stroller hatred.
That Emily blog is kind of the most boring shade of cool.
Eliott is is actually worse than the name Lawrence. If you think about any other nationality having either name Lawrence can sometimes be great but Eliott is always bad.
You should go by Eli, things will turn around for you. Less beatings and wondering if those chewy bits in your sandwhich are old toenails, they are.
You know she could have been at a friends house with her kid, and babies that young are portable and maybe she has to take the bus like some of us. Its also true a baby next to your body will be warmer than in a stroller. Wearing an iPOD is a bit weird, but she can still hear him if he’s screaming I would hope. Her hair does suck and remains negative zero kitties.
christ. is it sad that i knew, KNEW this was toronto from reading the first like…3 lines? it’s probably the same bus line i take to get home. ugh.
That looks like Robin Frolic.
She brought her kid to WEMF.
Now that is something you can talk about.
I’m almost sure I can identify this person and can assure you there was no jungle involved.
That is the wife and offspring of the “father” of happy hardcore in this city, Anabolic Frolic.
She’s the same damn hippie raver that walks around in the street barefoot and breastfeeding.
I just wiki’d Anabolic Frolic. so lame on my part
Did you ever consider that she may have gone out and dropped the baby off at a friends while she spent her night out? Did you ever thing that perhaps she picked the baby up afterward and was taking it home?
Of course not. It’s easier to wax moralistic on someone while piling on a whole bunch of assumptions and then pretending to be morally superior because of your distaste for a particular subculture.
Improve your own lives instead of trying to force your supposed morals onto others. Of course, that is easier said than done and why people don’t even consider trying.
Pathetic.
No, that’s a shitty mom
how do you know shes a crappy mum?
she may be doing the best she can in the situation she was given.
The baby is probably retarded anyway
Fuck yall hatin ass chodes rippin on the name Elliot, Elliott or any variation of said name. You’re all dicks.