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SBTVC
• 07.23.09 10:00 am 
Dude!! Move over Shroud of Turin. This photo was taken of a 2-squirt of handcream before bed (What? I have dry skin!).

Dude!! Move over Shroud of Turin. This photo was taken of a 2-squirt of handcream before bed (What? I have dry skin!). I shit you not that there was no manipulation WHATSOEVER!!
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Biblical. You should whip up some SBTVC coffee mugs with this image on it. I’ll take two.
Eddie Murphy? I can’t see it
TO QUALIFY AS BIBLICAL THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE AN INFINITE RECURSION OF A SMALLER DONG SQUIRTING JAZZ AT THE TIP OF THAT ONE, AND AN EVEN SMALLER ONE AT TH ETIP OF THAT ONE, AND SO ON…
Making life-size models of your dick out of hand cream is just plain weird, man.
I give it 8 kitties!
Hand cream, you say. Or did you use your hand to “manipulate” some cream?
Looks like George W Bush.
That is kind of amazing. Thanks for sharing.
Okay. I really like the picture you painted of a dong squirting Jazz. I’m doing a little dance in my seat just thinking about it!
I dare you to take it in to a church and show it to a priest to get it certified as a miracle. “I make one of those every day, my son. Here, let me show you…”
I dont get it, what it looks like a dick? Is that it? Wellllll yeah, kind of, fucking whats eating Gilbert fucking grape of the internet!
YAWN!