I tried to have a number 2 this morning but Fate had other plans.
I tried to have a number 2 this morning but Fate had other plans.
Sincerely,
Steve
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Steve, my dear boy, it is commonly advised to poop BEFORE any bowel explosion (aka “number 3″) happens.
Take care,
dr prockter MD.
That’s not a bowel explosion that’s actually what most MD’s would consider to be a healthy bowel movement.
A bowel explosion would look more soupy and there would be a spray pattern all around the bowl.
This one’s not too dry, not too soft.
where’s the toilet paper? didn’t you wipe your butt? did you pick the toilet paper out before you took the picture? that’s gross, you’re supposed to wipe your butt after you poop.
i had a shit like that once. the coffee from roosters (calreton u ravens woop woop) gave me these big massive logs that would like i shat out snake. the shits seemed good and healthy. maybe we should measure the lengths of our shits instead of the length of our dicks?
That’s some impressive work. I think the next logical step is to experiment with some different typefaces.
Yeah, I want to see that in a German Fractur font.
hmmm, a #2 shaped like a # 3. but them together and…oh my god!Its everywhere! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!
RE: Wiping. Not required for miracle shits.
why is it that clearly the best street carnage commenters all were drawn to an article about a miracle dump?
Those are the poops that make you feel like you’ve really accomplished something.
One time I took a shit that looked like a perfect T while my friend Thomas was over. I figured that meant that I should put him on my “shit list.”
this is disgusting……. but i can’t look away. it’ mesmerizing.
Christ almighty man! looks like you dropped a fucking tapeworm. seriously how long is that thing?
http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/SPECIAL-INGREDIENTS-DOO-DROPS-p-17442.html
Especially good that the only reviewer calls himself I Love It and his only comment is that it fucking smells like disgusting shit.