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SBTVC
• 02.24.09 01:01 pm


I am way to obsessed with your Most Beautiful Women in the world list. I think it’s pretty much dead on but you forgot two modern doozies.

I am way to obsessed with your Most Beautiful Women in the world list. I think it’s pretty much dead on but you forgot two modern doozies. In the new issue of GIANT there is a picture of Rashida Jones that is enough to make me into a lesbian. And, have you seen Joanna Newsom lately? She’s replaced the hippy elf look with high end mini skirts and every shoe Christian Louboutan ever made. Apparently, her boyfriend (the dick in a box guy) finds it annoying. What an ass. That’s why I love that you guys care about shoes and stuff. It reassures us girls that all this shopping is worth it.
Sincerely,
Jennifer

Dear Jennifer,
Rashida Jones is an 11 and Joanna Newsom is one of those freebies where your girlfriend would allow you to cheat if it was with her.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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Comments
  1. Frush^^ says:

    not the second one

  2. yawn says:

    add isabella roellinni’s daughter to the list

    http://goldenfiddle.com/node/14414

  3. haze says:

    i want me some rashida. and her dad is awesome.

  4. the original (just a normal girl)not realy says:

    I want more joanna newsom give it here now

  5. officer barbrady says:

    what aboot fiona apple?

  6. City Council says:

    Why do i have the feeling that Ms. Newsom would have you crying after the amazing pixie bjork type sex.

  7. Columbo says:

    What happened to big tits?
    I miss that… :(

  8. Books & Backpack says:

    ^^ @Fiona Apple

    I’d rather fuck an Apple, can you find your way out of 1995 yet?

  9. rick steves says:

    stfu

  10. HalfAfrican says:

    That first photo gave me such a hueg boner I broke my pants.

  11. anonymous says:

    When it comes to White women, anything tanner than creamed coffee (there’s NO sexual entendre) usually turns me off. Big time. If the woman in question is Caucasian, she better look WHITE. Colored eyes are also a plus, but light brown is okay.

    Same with Asians. The fairer they are; the better in my book. That’s why I like the Japanese. I’m talking royal pallor. NO GANGURO TRASH!

    Now with Blacks, it’s quite the opposite. The darker the ebony, the better.

  12. HalfAfrican says:

    I do not endorse the above comment.

    Twernt me.

    Boners don’t break my pants, which, by the by is a surfeit impossibility – unless they were made of some miraculous, crepe fine paper that were impervious to breakage whilst wiggling your way into them and were a size to small, then yes, I would applaud you and your peepee.

    Describing ‘hot’ in the way this pseudo HalfAfrican does is unimaginative. Go home

  13. mr. ok says:

    Rashida Jone is an 11! oww

  14. anonymous says:

    HalfNigger:

    NO U!

  15. The Wise Man says:

    Joanna Newsome?????? no way, not cool, not sexy, but I’ll take her big ass!…………
    Rashida Jones!!THE BOMB

  16. Mom says:

    1st one one good, rest are shit. Get boobs!


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