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SBTVC
• 06.17.09 09:00 am 
My friend Jon has been telling me for years now that San Francisco is a horrible, horrible place to live and that I should either kill myself or move to New York City.
My friend Jon has been telling me for years now that San Francisco is a horrible, horrible place to live and that I should either kill myself or move to New York City. I think all the fog here makes you retarded, and I just didn’t notice the proof all along. Here are some examples of why I must leave this place:
Please tell me that things are better on the East Coast. I’m moving there either way.
I keep a running account of just how bad things are here: http://thrashcowboy666.tumblr.com
Thank you for your time.
–Tim
show us your dick
you are a retard. New York blows. Sorry kids,
Everywhere blows because everywhere is filled with people and people are gay. Ironically though, the fewer people the worse it is because the religiousness of people goes up with lower population. And religiousness is inversely proportionate to funness.
PS – Seriously? Some guy jogging, ComicCon and an idiot who park/drove on train tracks are your big pictures to get us to click through to your site? You gotta do way, way the fuck better than that.
The only time I’ve spent in San Francisco was the week surrounding this year’s WonderCon, so I saw that terrifying Green Lantern with my own two eyes. But I still wanted to move there. And that’s even though my hotel was in the Tenderloin.
What is it with all these Street Boners biters?
I know immitation is the sincerest form of FLAT TERRY but…
…you guys just do it so goddamn bad!!!
From what I gather, you want to move to NY for cooler guys.
San Francisco is just like NY, except for less Jews and less Long Island Ginos, but more ocean and more AIDS.
The change of scenery will be fun. blow me.
It’s like this guy saw the SCTVB site from the window of a speeding car as he passed a computer monitor in a store window once, and then tried to start a similar blog with only that information, but did it poorly.
Thinking that changing your scenery will make your life suck less is a fallacy.
Like that sudden realization that the only common denominator in the seemingly unending string of shitty relationships you suffer is… you.
Streetboning, you overstayed your welcome once we established that you were a pathetic loser. You’re in no position to be calling this guy out.
I have a fan!!!
Visit my site.
Now get off my dick.
If you want to stay feeling like a genius, stay in SF.
move to oakland, pussy.
You should move to Bagota. It’s way better there.
Way to drive a point home Tim. You fucking idiot.
Jogging jocks and public transportation are nonexistent in New York. Regardless, I’d play it safe and swing for option B.
get the fuck out then. Your blog is hella weak too, hypebeast links and Supreme collabo hats? Go ahead and move.
Dear New York,
Here comes all the S.F. Hipsters. I guess the hills were too much for their fixies.
I’m sorry,
San Francisco.
Yeah, grindcore is all about shoe ads and being fashionably conscious.
man, gavin and co have it harsh for SF. personally i think its really a boner for the sucker free but with a lack of the skills to show the world how much you dig it.
besides, the pictures that you show are not what makes san francisco suck, in fact those things are just noise.
know what makes san francisco suck? its bitch niggas like YOU that think SF is a city to shit on. NIgga, try taking pictures of some Marina folks, or some of the stupid ass whiny liberal bullshit, or some of the gotdamned in your face gentrification thats going down and has been going down for a long time. San francisco doesnt need ya.
I’m with smegma on this one.
NYC is terrible. AIDS risk is way better than being close to Staten Island.
Good! Leave!
We don’t need people that think 10 Deep’s summer (douchebag) line is “so, so awesome” and that “can’t wait to rock this stuff on the stoop this summer!”
Go back to Danville or wherever you grew up. (New York probably doesn’t need you either.)
The middle one is a dumb reason. Is this ironic? Fuck.
Anyone who compares NYC to SF is fucking retarded and should hang out with the idiot who wrote this piece. Best supporting fact, the population difference, if you can’t do math just hang out with all the gooks that infest SF.
Don’t get me wrong I live here and I love it. This city is filled with such fucking pussies I feel all cozy and safe here like an infant suckling on his mothers teet.
Did I mention the weed out here is tits and you can get an eiffh for 40 and cops could give two shits if you’re smoking out in the street.
san francisco is weak as fuck. get me out of here and back to a real city.
I hella miss SF.
aint nothing wrong for hatin’ on a city, just come correct with your reasons. shit’s mad weak.
I want to know more about trends Tim.
This post is bullshit.
Mexican is right about weed. Have not even seen schwag since I moved here, and I get mine from random niggaz on the street.
i would like to just go ANYWHERE basically. You people are all shitheads.
Come to LA!
Just Kidding!
wow. how awesome it was to at one point in my life to be able to read and enjoy the mundane. i see this post and am sadly aware that mr goad/or elsewhere arse trying to perpetuate a thing………a convenience. your writing balks and we are setting stages. congratulations
http://disc.420chan.org/pol/res/77572.html
sort of my point
read in between
know what SF has over NYC? medicinal marijuana laws. move to detroit. it needs some gentrification and youll still feel smart.
NYC is so rad. You can visit all the spots where Carrie has had drinks.
I like both places.
Hey Tim, no one gives a fuck what you do.
what is better on the east coast? No doubt in NY you will also see douchbegas running, wierd ppl in costumes and car accidents.
What is the purpose of this post?