Fuuuuuck! I just came out of the bathroom at the library and some fucking hippie jizzed his smugness on me by saying, “Most citizens of planet Earth have evolved enough to remember to turn off the lights when they leave the room.”
Fuuuuuck! I just came out of the bathroom at the library and some fucking hippie jizzed his smugness on me by saying, “Most citizens of planet Earth have evolved enough to remember to turn off the lights when they leave the room.” WTF did you say? If I hadn’t been earth-shatteringly hungover I would have found something Earth-friendly and shoved it up his ass — perhaps a hybrid car lubed up with patchouli oil. One big reason I just got a half-ass Black Flag tattoo in bacon strips instead of the bars was my hatred of FUCKING HIPPIES!
Happy Thanksgivin’er,
-GREG PIKE
I guarantee this didn’t actually happen. No one said that to you.
i believe it dick trickle cos my roommate freaked the other day for accidentally leaving my alarm clock radio on. people can be that gay
Now if he Greg was more in touch with his feelings, he wouldn’t have reacted like that.
He needs to join a support group, maybe some snuggle therapy.
I hate hippies too, but is it just me or do people on this site (the authors and the commentors alike) think they’re cool by making a bunch of hacky fucking anti-hippy jokes all the time? alright we fucking get it: you people don’t like hippies and liberals. shut the fuck up now you boring cunty pieces of shit. thank you.
holy shit jagoff, that comment is so meta. fuck you.
turn off the fucking light
Peg leg greg said turn off the lights before you go to bed, and dont forget to wipe.
I went into a public bathroom the other day and the lights were off and I thought it was due to some ignorant fuck, now I realize it was an ignorant fuck with a stupid hippie agenda.
congratulations- it’s 2009 and you got a black flag tattoo because you’re just that edgy. let me guess, you like PBR too. by the way, black flag WERE hippies- yeah i said it, is your mind blown? great.
PLUS A REAL HARDCORE BLACK FLAG TATTOO WOULD BE MADE OUT OF DICKS, NOT BACON.
I hate hippies cause a few weeks ago I was pooping quietly in a public bathroom and someone turned off the light on their way out and then when the next person came in they got really freaked out by the fact that I was pooping alone in the dark.
i second ^^^
ginn nerded out on the grateful dead and dukowski was constantly on acid/good vibes.
lmao @ the comments today.
+1 on black flag being quite silly-
this guy was just pissed and wrote a letter. in 60 years, it’ll be to television networks about when they stop playing the commercials he likes. so im with him. what ever happened to hate anyways?
the only thing gayer than what that hippy said was this guys reaction: writing this letter to street carnage. im a 110 lb vegan girl n I would punched him in the face. you’s a bitch.
Punks and hippies are the same people.
What the fuck difference would it make to turn the lights off?
You’re saying (by you I mean all eco-idiots collectively) that the bulb is using a few watts of electricity, and that electricity generally comes from coal or oil burning power plants, and the process of generating that electricity is detrimental to the environment in some way?
Industry and the military account for probably 80% of pollutant generation worldwide, and random residential use is probably like 15% (I’m a scientist and a scholar so these figures are 8760% accurate). While industry dumps shitloads of shitty shit into our water and air, their lobbyists and media cronies are actively working to make you think YOU are the problem and that you need to change your personal habits while GE and KBR and General Dynamics continue to ruin the world. That was the main message of Al Gore’s piece of shit movie, and all the CO2 nonsense in general — YOU’RE to blame for this mess, shame on you and your less aware neighbors, and forget about the real culprits. So straw-man hippie guy, why don’t you actually go make an environmental difference and dismantle the military-industrial complex instead of going around thinking you’re the shit for being so ecologically responsible (while actually doing jack shit and annoying everybody with your sanctimonious garbage)?
punks is hippies duh not all us hippies are passive aggressive faggots you are also a passive aggressive faggot, bacon rules, black flag is boring, black fags rule and are real punks, also I wish you could try my bacon this year it’s going to be really good I have been letting my pigs eat the fallen hazel nuts and it makes the meat more marbled and nutty flavored but you can only taste the nuttyness in the coppa, lomo, and prosciutto cures because the smoking of the bacon covers it.
also don’t turn off the lights keep you house as warm as you can afford to, drive if you and when you want, and don’t recycle, and eat whatever the fuck you want you can also watch T.V. and porn I a hippie am giving you full permission
Haaaaa Roseanne Barr you are the fuckin best!!!! It really is big industry and not the individual people that are making the planet worse by dumping shitloads of shitty shit. Haaaaa love it!
Also, fuck that hippie and vegans and vegetarians! I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to graze so keep your views about meat to yourself while I enjoy this steak.
i can honestly, honestly say i dont care. turn off the fucking light next time.
Jagoff is right; Hippie-hate is 2002. Cynicism, ‘telling it like it is’, and making AIDS-related jokes on internet forums is for limp-dicked boys with overbearing moms.
Or maybe the tide’s just turning on Gavin’s whole ‘fuck everything’ shtick. It’s going underground – where it actually belongs.
I just came out of the bathroom at the library and some fucking hippie jizzed his smugness on me by saying, “Most citizens of planet Earth have evolved enough to remember to turn off the lights when they leave the room.”
Leave the bathroom dark while you’re in there. It’s like going on an adventure!
fuck these commenters. you can tell he’s half kidding and just burgersing out. fuck these haters and UP THE TRUE HATERS. go hate.
I don’t care how he does it, but if someone is supporting anti-hippies, well fuck yeah. You can write a bunch of fag ass things like “ginn liked the grateful dead” and yadda blah blah, but who wants to really hang out with those fuckin faggots with dreads and che shirts. Im with him. TV PARTY
i can’t get the deadbeats song out of my head. thanks a lot you fucking asshole!
Jesus Christ, Superstar! Anti-Hippie songs haven’t evolved either. Which says a lot about the stat of music today.
hippie is ready for a picnic what with all the whine and penis cheese
Why no dead milkmen? Greg Pike, you cunt, I bet your thing only eats hippies…..
Does anyone know what song I’m referencing? Fuck.