Posted by
SBTVC
• 05.03.09 10:26 pm


Would this be considered a STREET BONER?

Would this be considered a STREET BONER?
-Melissa

Melissa,
She’s perty but what the fuck is that? “Hey, look at her bone structure and the size of her thighs and the space between her eyes.” That kind of shit turns Street Boners into The God Report. We don’t care how you came out of a woman’s cunt. We care how you use fashion to make men want to go into your cunt (or how you hustle your way into cunts). And her outfit is just – nice.
PS: It’s also too low res.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE,
  2. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: BONER SUBMISSION
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SCOTTISH MUMBLING
  4. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: NO FAT CHICKS
  5. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: WINTER CHICKS


Comments
  1. edward special says:

    dude. you spilt your bong. she rips.

  2. edward special says:

    oh, first

  3. fart says:

    looks like she’s waiting for a taco

  4. consuala says:

    what the fuck is up with people reminiscing these days??????????

  5. pizza the hut says:

    she looks like she is from winnepeg

  6. catfancier says:

    her outfit is lame.
    boots are cheap,
    and those might be jeans under there :(

  7. ew says:

    is this gavin’s way of telling us he’s gay? cuz if ur a straight ( is seriously consider typing str8 but then i’d have to h8 myself) dude shit like bone structure and thigh size override fry bots n shit. n u cant say that good taste = good personality cuz i’ve seen many a well turned out yet fucktarded bitch. its like those retards that have to wear diapers but can count cards or play the piano.

  8. Ruby says:

    ew, that analogy seems a bit off

  9. W4LNUT says:

    I so-so wonder what she looks like when she’s not squinting?

  10. poo-say says:

    this is probably Melissa.

    Melissa, guys will think you’re hot. The end.

  11. sum dum slut says:

    it’s a dude.

  12. todd says:

    what poosay said

  13. KrakenSkulls says:

    Dear Melissa, You look too stuck up and “I’m so hot” to be approachable.

  14. Erock says:

    I think she’s great!

  15. aMERICAN THE gREAT says:

    I fucked this girl once


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