I am writing to you out of a shared interest in crazy sexy weird shit that bubbles up from the dark recesses of the internet and delights the stoned web-surfer
I am writing to you out of a shared interest in crazy sexy weird shit that bubbles up from the dark recesses of the internet and delights the stoned web-surfer. Rather than simply oggle the oddities of the web, I’ve created a show dedicated to unearthing these gems and presenting them journalistically for audiences around the globe. It’s called Smut Cave, and I think it’s just right for the Street Carnage set. I just did an episode about Vore, the cannibalism fetish , and one time I interviewed a dude who had 500 gigs of porn on his hard drive. Other topics include Cake Farts and The Montauk Monster . I extend a humble offer to you: help show my show to the world and I will dutifully report on your fine site in my next episode. Thanks for being great.
Sincerely,
Nick Fiore
Dear Nick,
You seem to be a new kind of nerd we’ve never seen before. You’re into gross shit but you have a big vocabulary and know how to work a computer. We hereby christen this new subculture: Death Nerds. Congratulations. You are the first.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
cracked.com? anyone? I’m pretty sure he proposed his show there and was rejected because they already have lookalikes of him back there. If he didn’t, well, he should.
You’d have my vote if you included pterodactyl porn.
Once I had my girlfriend beat me off onto a live chicken and then we fed it to a cat. Is this normal?
I like this nerd.
Dear Nick, with SC in your corner you can now expect dozens of extra views per month.
did i miss the explanation about the voice synthesizer?
Funny stuff, but you should uncensor the porn clips
Is is possible to love both Jen’s fashion posts and this guy? I’m so selective, but you seem to select the best. Bravo on this add!
Am I going to become a fucking dork if I watch this? Like the time I watched ALL the Simpsons episode commentary because I had to stay up till 5am everynight (don’t ask).
i want to date this guy
Great production value for such a low-brow internet show. Awesome content, awesome voice, very original… 4 and a half stars (deducting half a star for the boring porn connoisseur interview)
the low voices piss me off a little
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