Posted by
SBTVC
• 01.27.10 11:23 am 
I just took a shit that looks a lot like a dick. I kind of feel violated. Like God raped me or something. Is someone out there trying to say I’m gay? Have you ever had a dick in your ass without your permission? That’s rape right?
I just took a shit that looks a lot like a dick. I kind of feel violated. Like God raped me or something. Is someone out there trying to say I’m gay? Have you ever had a dick in your ass without your permission? That’s rape right?
Sincerely,
Steve
Steve,
Don’t worry. You’re not gay. You just had a shit that looks like a dick. It doesn’t mean anything.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
Divine fecal dildo in the toilet. That’s pretty gay.
Maybe you’ve taken too many boners up your butt and now your rectum is shaped like a dong?
Slow day, huh?
Sounds like wishful thinking on Big Stevie’s part.
content.
Needs more roughage.
Whoever took this shit is also taking pain killers. Probably percocet. Pain killers make your shit look like that, all compacted and stuff. At least that’s what they do to mine. I just took an almost identical shit to this one (though without the penis head) like an hour ago.
@tyrant – you spend far too much time analyzing fecal matter, my friend.
you need to drink more water
thats like 3lbs
My friend in Boulder loves looking at that kind of porn.
looks like my dick
Sell it on e-bay next to the potato chip that looks like the madonna. It’s a miracle turd.
corn bits?
a stranger’s poop…
please diff stuff, your better then this
Dude, my mustache is made out of poop and even I think that’s too much.
Is Street Carnage Rate My Poo now ? Although, this is probably the best thing posted in weeks now.
Looks like Street Carnage is going down the shitter!
This has happened to me before too.
Show this to someone without telling them what it is and ask them what it is.
Dear Steve,
Maybe if you stopped thinking about gay porn all day, your subconscious would stop your body from manufacturing dickturds. Just a suggestion.
A turd of that enormity could have serious medical implications and you should have a doctor perform a deep and through prostate exam on you.
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