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• 11.16.09 09:01 am


The other night while I was walking home (minding my own business!), I got heckled by a dude on his porch.

The other night while I was walking home (minding my own business!), I hot heckled by a dude on his porch. I thought it was funny so I wrote it down. His words are in quotes.

“Hey you, wanna box? You wanna box?”

No.

“What if you didn’t have a choice? What if we boxed you?”

Ehhgg! (Note: I don’t know how to type this. It was a high pitched squeal of indifference.)

“I like your wing tip shoes.”

Thanks boo.

“I was kidding.”

Thanks boo.

-COLE MILLER

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Comments
  1. Atheist says:

    Fuck’s sake.

  2. Zippy says:

    From the look of that picture, are you sure he didn’t want to pee on you?

  3. wahoo says:

    best overheard fight instigation Ive seen was between two brown guys walking down granville street in vancouver on a saturday night..

    first guy (eyeing up the other guy): Doz shoes, is faggot shoes!

    second guy: D and G babeeee!

    (they both throw 2 punches, fall over a bit, then keep walking because a cops a block away..)

  4. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    Calling him boo made me laugh.

  5. wtf? says:

    That wasn’t actually very funny.

    Sorry boo

  6. Blogwigger says:

    That was actually very funny.

    Sorry boo.

  7. bolo says:

    I don’t get it

  8. skull front says:

    in your… what am i doing

  9. micwreckah says:

    Good thing the dude keeps his wipe-off rag handy.

  10. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    really? you think thats funny?

  11. micwreckah says:

    a little too close to the bone, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?


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