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SBTVC
• 04.22.09 11:22 am


South Texas is not known for it’s game but hunting here can be just as rewarding as hunting in the North. The amount of things to shoot is almost limitless. We left a motion detector by our water tank and were stunned to see all the things that came by.

South Texas is not known for it’s game but hunting here can be just as rewarding as hunting in the North. The amount of things to shoot is almost limitless. We left a motion detector by our water tank and were stunned to see all the things that came by.

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Comments
  1. Sir. Richard Attenborough says:

    Those apes at the bottom are amazing, surprising rich fauna in Texas.

  2. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    A++++++++++++++++

  3. Vane$$a says:

    Good one. Where’s Blognigger?

  4. miss appalachian says:

    lol

  5. Too good. So many of these animals did you shoot in the end?

  6. James says:

    Ho – Lee. Fuck.

  7. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    No mames wey!

  8. Vane$$a says:

    Whoever sent this in should send it to Fox News. I bet you could squeeze a few K out of them for it. Seriously. Those weirdos love this kind of shit. Couldn’t you just picture one of those blonds being like, “Ew, look at those illegals stealing American water with all the ikky little animals. Ew. Sends a shiver up my spine.”

  9. srsly says:

    those poor poor people…what are their options left to them when they get here?

    become ms-13 members.

  10. imyar says:

    gahahahahhaha wow

  11. edward special says:

    do they have cable at those condos

  12. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    Limp for Vane$$a Vane$$a,

    This wouldn’t produce much shock and awe alone. They’d need to spice this piece with a poorly fabricated story involving the sudsy washing of genitals, vandalism, theft, and the mysterious rape of the property owner’s daughter. Unaccompanied, it’d trigger the same reaction in the “Steak ‘n’ Potatoes” as a trip to the prairie feed store.

    Bigoted or not, any rational man would shake ‘em like blue bacon before something goes awry.

  13. Vane$$a says:

    right up my butt, please.

  14. HOMO says:

    this is hillarious

  15. Meowzy says:

    You know what’s going to suck? When all those kids that are trying so fucking hard to be a part of something like this, finally do become a part of something like this.

    Erik X McCoy, Val, Arv, Lance Kilby, Whiners Suck, JAG, Blognigger.

    They’ll tweet and twitter and blow streetcarnage to all hell. Remember the days when we used to just tell “Vane$$a” that he sucked? Those were the days I want to remember.

    You Suck, Vanessa!

  16. Vane$$a says:

    I’m not trying hard to be a part of anything, asshole. I see this scene the same way some people see the crossword puzzle. It’s something entertaining to do while I’m taking a shit, eating my breakfast, flossing my teeth, etc. Besides, I don’t even show up around here that much anymore. I already know that I suck at streetcarnage. I’m busy spreading the suck around in different places.

  17. SBTVC says:

    I just signed a two year deal with SBTVC

  18. Stoopid says:

    love this

  19. Val says:

    Why didn’t the last pack of thirsty animals steal the motion sensitive camera? i would’ve pawned that shit like whoa. Is that what separates greedy humans from parched animals? If A is B and B is sometimes C does that make those illegal foreigners inhuman?

    @Meowzy
    What? What do you mean? You don’t try “try hard enough to pe a part of something like this” ?
    TWEET HARDER TWITTER HARDER

  20. whiners suck says:

    whaaaa? I don’t want to be a writer, I am a reader/browser 4lyfe, I don’t think I am a good writer, and have never implied that, in fact I’m B- work at my very best. See, I do stuff like that, write pointless run on sentences with way too many commas: nope not a writer. I just like commenting, and so do you obviously.

    Two of the best things about SBTVC are JANG and Blognigger

    PS how could you forget about ew?…I’d read her twitter

    PPS this post is funny so where did your rant even come from?

  21. _ / says:

    illegally humans!

  22. Vane$$a says:

    @ Glitterfuzz

    I ain’t worried about no bigotry, man. As far as I’m concerned, the Mexica could’ve been swingin’ from those trees by the adam’s apple in the next shot. Who cares? I hate everyone equally. The selective, color based nature of bigotry doesn’t exist for me. I’m in a tribe of one and that’s how we like it. Fuck off.

  23. Vane$$a says:

    @ whiner’s suck

    What about me?

  24. whiners suck says:

    oops sorry Vane$$a, I wierdly don’t hate you anymore, you aiight, plus I used to live in Ohio, so ya know, I feel your pain.

  25. Jesus was a mexican says:

    Wow mang that look like some good Agua.

  26. WELL IT IS JUST SO AMAZING THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEAR’S SO MANY POEPLE COMING OUT OF THE WOOD-WORK WHO THINK MY NAME “JAG” AND NOT “JANG” I WANDER WHERE ALL THESE POEPLE HAVE BEEN ALL THESE YEAR’S, YOU WOULD JUST THINK THEIR’S A WHOLE ARMY OF “JAG”-THINKERS, DEFINATELY SAYING “WOW” AT THE CO-INK-EE-DINK

    WELL IF I DID’NT NO BETTER I WOULD SAY, THIS IS’NT MANY POEPLE ITS JUST ONE MAN WHO IS ANGRY THAT SOME OTHER ONE’S ARE MANAGE TO HAVE FUN AND TWITTER AND MAKE BLOG POST’S, “WELL WHY CA’NT I BE PART OF THE CLUB, WELL THEY DO’NT WANT ME SO I THINK I’LL MAKE MANY DIFFERENT INTERNET “HANDLE”S TO SHOW THAT I CAN BE PART OF A BIG FUN BUNCH TO, I AM LIKE THE NEW BILLIE IDOLE I AM “DANCING WITH MY SELF” TAKE MY BALLS AND GO HOME”

  27. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    Vane$$a,

    Like I’d give a shit slice if you were the most bigoted man on planet Texas?

    Limp like MSNBC, not a cock.

  28. Vane$$a says:

    I see this scene like a retard sees a jigsaw puzzle.

  29. ewbacca says:

    aww, thanx whiners suck. i’d read my twitter too.

  30. ewbacca says:

    also, where b the chubacabras?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQQYOGbpFvs

  31. ewbacca says:

    also again, im worried about ol’ nessa. She just referred to herself as “we.”

  32. Vane$$a says:

    One thing I like about Blognigger is his refusal to operate on “white man’s time.”

  33. Haha I love how “JAG” is starting to get to JAG. He works hard at establishing himself as a character in these comments, it’s so satisfying seeing him get upset about commentors not recognizing him as “JANG” as a result of me. You’ve (JAG) some weird complex — I should have taken psychology so I could say something witty here.

    Vane$$a is sort of whack too but atleast his comments are entertaining, we’ve been talking about them for probably a year. The Vice comments days were hillarious, that crowd was ruthless in a different sort of way.

    Meowzy, eventually we will all fade away from commenting. Lives will get legitimate meaning and we won’t need this website for entertainment.

  34. mexiCAN says:

    fucking jaggers stealing water. go back to mexico.

  35. Martin & Co. says:

    rectacl prolapse, dear god, didnt even know that existed. amazing.

  36. beej says:

    FUCKing cool post

  37. Freddie Murphy says:

    Best post in a while, ese

  38. too long says:

    welcome to email forwards from one month ago. how timely.

  39. Legal Tender says:

    Man, “too long” is killing it lately.

  40. bob "just another guy" barker says:

    I HAtE CAPS LOCK.


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