I really think evolution needs to get on the ball and give us peeps with vaginas the ability to secrete spermicide already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the human race is designed to reproduce, and you boys get to have your little sperm bags and when the
I really think evolution needs to get on the ball and give us peeps with vaginas the ability to secrete spermicide already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the human race is designed to reproduce, and you boys get to have your little sperm bags and when the time comes I’m supposed to let my uterus get full of some dude’s babies. But come on, shouldn’t the human body know when there’s six billion fucking people on the planet? Also, shouldn’t nature know when someone is not fit to be a parent?
I watched that documentary “Lake of Fire,” and in it a doctor says something along the lines of “a miscarriage is when your body tells you it’s not ready to have a child. An abortion is when your brain tells your body it’s not ready.” Well, I know a ton of people who weren’t ready to have a kid and the body and the brain decided it was a good fucking idea. I think all these problems could be solved if the vagina would hurry up and just secrete spermicide instead of whatever the fuck that other stuff is when I get hot. Really, I feel like we’re far enough advanced that our bodies should be able to figure out when we’re geniuses and deserve to reproduce or we are idiots named something like Britney Spears and should never, ever, ever let something resembling a child come out of us.
So, in conclusion, fuck you, evolution. Listen to my idea and give it to me already.
Undying lady love,
Carissa Jean
Dear, Sweet, Carissa,
I felt that way too when I was your age. Then I ran the numbers and realized I couldn’t possibly affect the world’s population with my tiny brood. You see, all the fuckers are going at such a rate, our genitalia’s actions don’t matter. There is an ocean of shit rising up behind you so there’s no need to discuss whether or not to fart. Even without bringing the whole world into the numbers, you’re still good. If you take Mexicans out of the equation, America’s population is basically going down. The truth is, we’re not big one happy family. The world is not one groovy community where we all do our part. Worrying about 6 billion (6 motherfucking billion) when you want to make 2 is like recycling your coffee cup while the neighbors pour toxic sludge out their window.
If you’re over 30 and you’re reading this, do it. Ideally, your kid will invent a way to obliterate Russia, China, Africa, Asia, Central America, India, and the Middle East and we can sip martinis with South America while the shit ocean dissolves into the real ocean. Let’s do this!
Sincerely,
Papa Smurf
mmm i luuurrve racism i do, yeah fuck those breeding thirdworld cunts!
ohey carissa im pretty sure im infertile, so we should definitely fuck i think. if your up for it then post nude pictures of yourself to this site. (you should know i have lubricant)
He included Russia in the bad group and South America in the good group so it’s hardly “racist.” What’s racist is the way people isolate particular parts of something so they can call racism. If you say – i hate Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder people call you racist because a black person is in the list.
I’m not saying the third world should be sterilized but they may want to take it down a notch.
im advocating for a new malthusian care system that promotes eugenics and retard euthanasia.
They already have one. It’s called war.
Do it in the butt.
fuck that. im in russia right now and we want these guys around. they have the sexiest women on the planet.
motherfuckers.
russians are freakin’ awesome. they party ridiculously hard like alienated midwesterners. at any booze party i ever go to the only people left standing at six in the morning are irish, russian, or people from ohio. on a great night it’s a combo of all three. let’s keep russia and leave out argentina.
Fuck Russia. No sense of humor. They’re just goths in cheap sweaters.
I say eliminate on the basis of cultural contribution or lack thereof. Russia’s out. The world loses some third-rate rave music and nu-metal performers and maybe a few ‘Nightwatch’ sequels. Meh.
yeah and fuck recycling to I hate that fucking bullshit also caring about riding a bike, buying green products or being a vegetarian they are all pointless only do what you want because it makes you happy and just so everyone knows I live on a fucking community farm of queers grow most of my own food including meat built my house with my hands and trees and mudd and make furniture with salvaged lumber but not because I think you should just because I like it, I’m cheap and to lazy to work for money
i feel sorry for russia
“i coulda been a contender!”
Evolution is when some organisms survive to breed and others don’t. If you do not possess the traits that you desire in an organism, remove yourself from the gene pool and let those who might possess said traits reproduce. Then you will have the evolution you propose. Alternately, you could genetically engineer a chimerical offspring that possesses the traits you do not. But hey, why not just remove yourself from the gene pool already and let SBTVC be fun again?
Not a thing under those white pants- good touch.
Stop being a bitch Gavin.
Eugenics Now!
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