I saw these people on a flight to Texas recently. It was in Indian man and his wife and they were both reading the New Testament like it was going out of style.
I saw these people on a flight to Texas recently. It was in Indian man and his wife and they were both reading the New Testament like it was going out of style. I think it said Good News on the front.
Now, I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade but I was totally freaked out by these two and how much they loved the bible. He had a pen in his hands and kept underlining his favorite passages. She was behind him a few chapters but would stop every page or so to discuss what she had just read.
It was like they were aliens who just landed here and were fascinated with the bullshit our culture believed in. They couldn’t get over how amazing The Book is. I guess I’m jealous of that kind of life but some questions kept coming up in my head namely- What is their sex life like? Do they dream about the Lord?
Please help,
Carrie
Dearest Carrie,
This is a genetic trait. Certain brains want to have all their questions answered and aren’t interested in huge bummer questions like, “We’re going to die, right?” Their sex life is quite pleasant. They fuck like Chris Atkins and Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon. It’s all about gentle touching and soft exploration. There has been no oral as of yet but they may softly approach that area in the next ten years. As for their dreams, they are FILLED with wondrous journeys with our Lord Jesus Christ. We’re all scared of dying. It’s scary. So why not choose a philosophy that takes all that fear away? It beats alcoholism.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
It in no way beats alcoholism.
beats alcoholism? really?
WRONG. the best way to beat alcoholism is crack cocaine!
A toast to alcoholism!
also, their indian so maybe their hindus and they never have heard of the bible. Whenevr i hear about hindu shit it totally weirds me out so i expect it would be the same vice versa.
yeah, wha?
the FUCK are you people talking about!?!?
Or…maybe their reading the Bible because it’s pretty awesome.
Who gives a fuck? mind your own business you pussy hipster.
Dude… they get a kick out of the Bible like you get a kick out of checking your email or leaving comments. It’s the SAME THING. In what way does this make you any superior?
YOU’RE the fucking loser who takes pictures of people minding their own business on a plane, posting the pictures on the internet and thinking you’re ‘cool’ or some shit because of it.
Fag.
^ you’ve angered the christians!!!!! Now who will pray for you?
WELL I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SAY THIS BUT I AGREE WITH “CUNT VOMIT” LOL.
SOME TIMES I LIVE A HEATHANISTIC LIFE-STYLE BUT IN THE END IT ALL COMES DOWN TO GOD, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I USED TO BE LIKE THE BAND “THE WHO” BECASUE I WOULD SAY “I HOPE I DIE WHEN I GET OLD”, BUT NOW I SAY, “WELL IF I DIE TOMOROW ITS O.K. BECASUE I WILL BE IN HEAVAN AND THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT”
BUT ANY WAYS IF I HAVE A KID I WILL NAME HIM NAVEAH ITS HEAVAN SPELLED BACK-WARD
thought you did die? whatever.
@ beef supreme – goddamn right a toast to alcoholism – fuck g**.
Jesus Christ, you guys need to go back to school and learn the f*cking difference between “their” and “they’re” and “there.”
look at em, ordinary fuckin people, i hate em
^ bitch, I went to Bush administration public school. You’re all lucky I can read.
She probably thought that they were terrorists and were going to blow up the plane. Now she feels bad and tried to make fun jokes on the internet about them.
Same thing happened to me when I rode on a plane with an arab who was listening to a discman in 2008. I reported him because I’m a patriot. Turned out he was just a retard. Like a real retard. My bad.
Abort Christ.
I love how mad the street carnage christian base gets when they get made fun of. fuckin fags. are you assholes still retarded enough to follow organized religion?
p.s. reading the bible is now awesome. shut the fuck up.
^^^ oops i meant “not awesome” the lord must’ve made me slip up.
“are you assholes still retarded enough to follow organized religion?”
Then why the severe butt-hurt when Muslims get dissed?
everybody who follows the wrong religion is going to hell. how can I be sure mine is the right one?!?
@ World War Drew
Sbtvc has a christian base? I’m shocked. Thought I was rollin’ solo. Actually, I’m still pretty sure I’m the only one.
MURDA MURDA MY FELLOW KIKES EAT DIS ORIGINAL ASS, OL YELLA ANUS. I RUNNED THE WHOLE DOG PORN EXPOSE CAPER BITCHES? HELLOHA???? THIS IS BASIC INSTINCT FAGGITS IE “BLOGNIGGER, …TOO”, HIS JEWISH COMPANION PIECE OF ASSSS. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU SAW A MASCARAED BROWN PEEPER WINKIN’ ATCHA HMMMMMMM
@… , FUCK THE MUSLIMS TOO! that shit is a spinoff of christianity! @ danielle, most “hipsters” are christian, and conservative. its kind of like a right wing punk.
does not beat alcoholism
Jesus was a pretty wise bastard.
It was pretty much, be excellent to each other. Don’t act like your the shit. Don’t be a rich fuck. Everyone is cool.
Good points, “Jakobi.” Saying, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one gets to the Father but through me” is DEFINITELY a good example of not acting like “your” the shit. Saying that most people are going to hell…which Jesus says throughout the fucking Gospels…is, without a doubt, the same thing as saying “everyone is cool.”
When will you fools stop sculpting these religions to fit your personal emotional needs? Either accept them as they are (meaning, as their scriptures define them), or reject them.
In other words, reject them.
“Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9-10).”
“Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.” (Matthew 7:14)
why would anyone be jealous of these two yawns? I dont get people who have a spiritual crisis and think they are envious of people who appear enlightened. have you ever talked to a guru, or even anyone who is big on religion? they’re wierd as fuck! theyre like a charismatic cult leader who are extremely deluded that what they are doing is right, but still conning everyone anyway.
and just to clarify the “huge bummer questions” has never, EVER permeated my consciousness. existence isnt pointless, but worrying about it is. its the philosophical equivalent someone who doesnt like different foods and spends half an hour fucking panicking over what it could taste like, its just irritating
Who takes pictures of random people – on planes? bit. fucking. dull.
And again…yawwwn.