Comments on: DEAR STREET CARNAGE: DEAR DREW

By: Videodrew

Videodrew — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:22:01 +0000

Sometimes i think people just like to pick on the pretty popular girl.

By: ur doing it rong

ur doing it rong — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:30:07 +0000

Drew. I dont know why you’ve been singled out, maybe you’re prettier than everyone else? I think your posts are fine, will you have sex with me now?
love,
Cthulhu’s Dad

By: Dave Meltzer

Dave Meltzer — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:34:51 +0000

this website is like becoming the drizzling shits, ya know.

By: Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something

Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:58:09 +0000

I agree with Freddy Murphy up there. You’re a bummer, and late to the plate. Try less hard, and maybe things will work out.

By: lb

lb — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:19:42 +0000

dear drew, do you know me or something?

By: Freddie Murphy

Freddie Murphy — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:26:55 +0000

Treasure? Wicked stepmom? Cut me in.

By: Just A Normal Girl (The Original)

Just A Normal Girl (The Original) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:50:17 +0000

Yeah truly. This sucks.

By: Freddie Murphy

Freddie Murphy — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:30:57 +0000

i’ve already seen like 10,000 people make jokes where they try to take this email “seriously”. i mean, flight of the conchords did it like two months ago. i hate to say it, but i prefer the bad sex advice.

By: Baloney Leaves

Baloney Leaves — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:00:28 +0000

what if he’s for real, huh? did you ever think about that? what if there really is a Starvin Mizzarvin begging at your fat feet, and you just queef at him all obtuse like?

By: sally shoebox

sally shoebox — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:50:21 +0000

wait, so why cant you take the money? I missed that part