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• 12.22.09 11:00 am 
While you are busy trying to look “cool” on the dance floor (and subsequently missing the fucking point), these dudes are wasting no time worrying about such petty bullshit.
While you are busy trying to look “cool” on the dance floor (and subsequently missing the fucking point), these dudes are wasting no time worrying about such petty bullshit.
YOU
CAN’T
TEACH
THIS.
-HUNTER
made me happy
Let the bass kick! Mind-warp, Jiggle-vision, head-trip. Planet Weird.
you guys should do this regularly, like a dancebag of the month or somefin. lollapalooza guy wins for the uninhibited ground punch. the last guy is just mac from always sunny
I like the kung-fu Wheels-from-Degrassi stud.
vid 2 gavin shows up 24 seconds in
Glad you all enjoyed this as much as I did when I came across it. Now get some eggnog on your Christmas sweater and boogie like a fool.
Happy Holidays.
I like your moves. I like your style!
never gonna get served again… now i know the moves.
video 3 – i bet that guy has the biggest pube bush ever.
video 3 – somebody, please kick that guys ass.
Blue jeans guy in vid 1: I like the cut of your jib.
haha, worst part is that’s the equivalent of screaming “I CAN’T FUCK!” to everyone.
hahahha on number 3. total premature ejaculator.
My mind is officially BLOWN.
It just kept getting stupider and more awkward as I scrolled down.
I perfect mix of cringe and joy.
GREAT FINDS.
its so funny that we make fun of people that are “bad” dancers.
like sure it looks funny, but its the most primitive form of expression. provide a beat and the body just reacts to it. Its like fucking or eating, not everybody is good at it but everybody has a primitive need to do it.
that said……i laughed at these, all of them.
I beg to differ about the description. Guy in video #3 definitely cares about looking cool. It’s just that his idea of what’s cool is totally retarded.
the first vid reminds me of Uncle Howard and Charlie Manson
Tae Kwon Dufus.
HAHAHAHA
but I bet you wouldn’t say that to his face.
FUCK YES!
this is what im talkin about.
no.thanks. Says:
..sure it looks funny, but its the most primitive form of expression…
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Damn straight and these dudes get to the heart of it. Yeah, it’s funny looking…but it’s also kinda bad ass of them.
these were all me about a decade or so ago.
A true dancin fuckin fool was I. It didn’t matter what kind of club it was or who I was with, as long as I could let loose and free myself for the night. I could care less what others thought, in fact, my rebelious nature on the dance floor strengthened me to a euphoric state of sublime godliness.
Like I said, I was a true dancin fuckin fool.
But something started to eat away at me from somewhere inside and after a few years of suck-ass odd jobs and my youthful dreams disapearing into the dismal abyss, I became routinely suicidal and one of those ‘turning into crazy weird friends’ that we all make uneasy jokes about.
Of coarse the only woman I ever loved left me and all others after were just meaningless objects to fuck through the painful past but with like a sneering death’s head over me.
Then there was the injury with one of my latest jobs that screwed me up bad and has me cursed with constant lower back problems of which I cant afford to fix. I became a drunk and the loser gloom set in full force. My hair started falling out and my once good looks, turned doughy and paste-like. I began to see the lack of respect and civility in this modern world. The repressed fears that keep humanity bound to sucking satan’s cock.
I came to realize I would never be a dancin fuckin fool again.
as the great grinding wheel slowly turns
these guys are the epitome of freedom.
therefore, they are the exact reason why the terrorists hate us.
The pop lockin rodeo riders in video one gets my vote
what 7″ is that black flag song on?!?!?!?
NIGGA DID A MUH-FUKIN AIKIDO SOMERSAULT!!!…hell…yes.
Sweep the leg…. Do you have a problem with that mister?!?
video one is where it’s at.
I saw video 3 on youtube once before…1 and 2 were new to me and so good. I could look at those all day.
almost inspiring
number 1 would have no problem at a deadhead show.
Boy ravers have changed since I used to go back in the 90s.
Yeah vid 1 is the best, I need to study those moves and break that shit out at a wedding or something lol
Knew the 2 brothers in the 2nd vid, both fixtures in the 90′s Chicago industrial music scene. They have a philosophy behind the goofiness – be so far out there that the less adventurous could cut cut loose and still feel tame in comparison. Hearts o’ gold both of them, they didn’t care if you were laughing with them or at them as long as you were laughing and having a good time.