Maybe it is no coincidence that in the same year we elected a half-black president, the so-called “blogosphere” fell in love with a half-black blogger calling himself, “Blognigger.” It was a very half-black year.
Maybe it is no coincidence that in the same year we elected a half-black president, the so-called “blogosphere” fell in love with a half-black blogger calling himself, “Blognigger.” It was a very half-black year.
I voted for Barack Obama and I was Blognigger fan too. But I’m totally over both now. Barack just won’t stop with the bullshit email begging (and flip-flopping on core issues and picking Clinton-era losers for his Cabinet), and while BN was funny and shocking at first, it appears that he completely imploded under the weight of his own web fame and the pressures of self-imposed anonymity. What the fuck is that? Everybody has or has had a blog and posted intimate feelings on Facebook. It’s 2009. We grew all up online. I txt pics of my dick as dinner invites. Maybe Blognigger’s just too old to deal in our modern world.
And commenters? You mean BN was spooked by anonymously posted words in a comment section when the anonymity of the commenters only allow the commenters to bleed themselves so silly, sad, and sorry. Maybe BN identified with these issues way too much and bled right along with his own fans; drowned in a sea of salty tears and semen and a lightweight brand of goyisha cynicism.
Why was Blognigger so popular? Was it just because it was well-written and entertaining? Or was it mostly due to the taboo nature of the name and his (perceived) honest writings about being black and Jewish in America > New York > Brooklyn > Park Slope? I’m surprised there wasn’t some shtick about how “being half black and half Jew, no country club in the America would invite membership. Oy! Word!” Tee-hee, I typed “nigger” in the comments.
Would Blognigger have been as popular with a different name and minus all of the postings dealing with personal religion or race? Would it have “resonated” under those circumstances? mmmmmNo. We got hooked like crack-addled salmon by a slick marketeer with dreadlocks, a shiny gold tooth, a yarmulke, and a diaper fund.
I will miss BN’s screeds as much as anyone, but how hard could that have been? Who couldn’t type “the honest writings” of being a young NY Jew, right? What if I started a blog called “Der Jew” or “Heebnigger” [or "BlogJood" or "BloggyJew"] or something? Would that be popular with the in crowd? Probably not, but I do know this, I wouldn’t punk out over some anon comments from NaziYouth and KKKPhan. Like Tina Fey said, “you can suck it” hater people in the comments section. Vane$$a can suck it too, that fucking gash.
In the end, Blognigger’s blog, like one fawningly cynical commenter said, “was beginning to feel like an ACLU 12-step meeting.” When we needed BN to add sick and slashing commentary to our fucked-up world–to make us laugh–he totally shrank into his own over-analytical mind. Rather than pimping in his own customized world, he spooked himself right out of the game and we are the homos left holding empty brown plastic prescription bottles while crying over Blognigger’s dead light brown-ish corpse on the bathroom floor of our apartment.
And Street Carnage? Really? You’re so reliant on the Blognigger™ brand that you post, what? A faked or stolen chatscript that Vane$$a copied from her Gmail logs. In 2008 we all got played by the mulattos. One named Blog Nigger, the other named Barack Hussein. 2009 can only be better (and without that whole Vane$$a hype; she’s gotta just hate herself).
Sincerely,
Josh Weiselberg
Dear Josh,
You’re hired.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
blogniger can totally suck it.
Heeb fucking power!
I’m pretty sure it was the fact that the guy had a full time job, a family and randoms sending him suicide letters that caused him to stop, not uninspired street carnage comments. Anyway, that vane$$a–bn exchange was really weak, no one can deny that.
It’s obviously time for a Blognigger tribute band.
Talking to Vane$$a via the comments section is harder than chewing your bottom lip off.
Wow, you certainly seem like a Weiselberg.
Give the little fern tip a break, Vane$$a is nothing by a peach covered in fuzz and dew.
Vanessa is a guy. That is a fact.
As with most other moments in which SBTVC readers inadvertently reveal that they take this webpage too seriously, I ask:
Who the fuck cares?
Really?
I mean look how long this letter was, and that doesn’t even count his proofreading process.
Finally somebody fells the mighty BN. ‘Bout fucking time. All hail BlogHeeb. Waaaaah, daddy has a full time job.
Heeb is the new black.
Fuck. What’s next? BlogQueer, BlogChink, or BlogPreMenstrualRagingWoman?
BlogSpam? BlogCarnage&TeeVeeBoners?
All pussies.
Vane$$a is the light – you’ll see
And yes, tis the year of me and my half caste hordes.
Suck it, we’re gonna rule the world. We are growing in number year by year.
The mighty have been chosen and anointed so . . .
All niggers as far as I’m concerned.
This is a matter of out with the old and in with the new. Blognigger is Jeb Bush, Heebnigger is Michelle Obama.
“Vane$$a is the light – you’ll see”
Whatever you say, Vane$$a.
They certainly lapped up last week’s “post,” didn’t they?
WHAT THIS KIKE TALKING ABOUT?
I peaced up out of this place for about two months too. Wooo. If blognigger went vegan he’d no longer be a porn addict, that sort of sexual appetite vanishes in an instant. Vanessa is a true cunt, but it’s only because she’s a predatory male-female. If she stopped eating meat and dairy her heart would cease to be made of stone
yeah well with writing like this you’re never gonna be a BN yourself. that guy wasnt even that great or whatever it was just good to read.
this has got to have been written by that dick vane$$a tho right? it stinks of that kind of lameness.
im gonna make it my mission in life to punch-out bloggers who call themselves writers. i fucking promise you.
Why crucify BN because he wanted to pay more attention to his family, write real things that go on screen or on paper, and sleep? I wish I could sleep. I mean, is taking care of yourself really that bad?
Also Josh, you will never be BN because unlike you, he was funny. And even though I have some issues with his writing (he hates his own race and seems to wish he was someone else) I have to admit that it was always intensely enjoyable, memorable, and detailed. I’m pretty sure you can’t say that about anything you’ve ever done. The only reason this letter post will get comments is because it’s about BN. So sorry for you.
Oh, and thanks for adding to Vane$$a’s fame all the while saying you think she’s boring. Apparently you don’t know what you’re bored with versus what you’re obsessed with.
Go mulattos!
i still think blognigger is cool. you guys all remind me of die hard leaf fans who fucking worship mats sundin but the second he goes anywhere else you demand crucifixion.
Blogni**er went softer than Bob Dole’s old dick. The fake-half-Jew side must’ve been from his daddy and the dick size must’ve been from his momma.
vegan jules said:
“I peaced up out of this place for about two months too. Wooo. If blognigger went vegan he’d no longer be a porn addict, that sort of sexual appetite vanishes in an instant.”
YET ANOTHER REASON VEGANS ARE BASICALLY WALKING CORPSES.
PLANTS ARE ALIVE AND BEAUTIFUL TOO, AND YOU’RE KILLING THEM TO LIVE. GO FUCKING DIE ALREADY, NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND ANYWAY YOU FUCKING KILLJOY PIECE OF WALKING GUILT.
This is fucking stupid.
Yeah maybe the name “BlogNigger” was what caught your attention at first, but it wasn’t what kept you reading every week.
And HeebFaggot doesn’t seem to have any grasp of why BN quit. I’ll go ahead and quote fatjesus on this:
I’m pretty sure it was the fact that the guy had a full time job, a family and randoms sending him suicide letters that caused him to stop, not uninspired street carnage comments.
Last time I checked he was also still writing, just not blogging.
Hey HeebQueer – do you realize what a pussy you sound like here? Like a scorned fucking lover shitting out 1,000 words of ‘well he was never really that great anyway’. And already with the whole “betrayed by Obama” bit; he’s been President for what, one day? Can we sit through the fucking trailers before we start criticizing the movie or what?
Finally I take issue with BlogNigger being described as a “light skinned” black. Dude is blacker than the bottom of a homeless man’s foot. Don’t insult his negritude. Wesley Snipes would have to suntan with baby oil to achieve the BlogNigger tint. Don’t get it twisted.
So yeah, good luck out here. If this rambling piece of diarrhea is indicative of your talent I expect you’ll make the Vane$$a post look like a bonafide Jim Goad masterpiece.
I suggest you get over your abandonment issues and settle for the Jen from Gnarlitude posts like everyone else. We’ve moved on. You haven’t.
BlogZionist is hilarious, and I have saved all the posts from his site in case he takes it down.
And stop talking about fucking Vene$$a, who is a man from OHIO (true fact!) and wanks to the attention you give HIM.
Doing what jews have been doing to blacks in entertainment for years huh? Trying to cash in on the back of someone else’s talents and creativity. Please try being creative and thought provoking in your own right without trying to score points off one of the most brutally open and honest bloggers ever. Blognigger was the Richard Pryor of blogging, please just stop and admit he was great and try to shine in your own way.
it’s easy to boast about weekly rub and tugs. to steadfast and accountable for your Blog and not let it bother you irl and continue to not give a shit is where Internet Balls are won. tbqh I wasn’t all over BN dick so I don’t care that he left or quit the internet or whatever happened. There are always others to take his place and on the Internet content is priceless and bloggers are disposable.
does this mean that there needs to be a new “vane$$a” to be annoying in the comments section of the new heeblax or whatever? i nominate the salad-eating broad. she seems to be sufficiently dumb.
I’m not a writer (there’s too many of those) so I’m not used to looking at successful and quality writing with a jealous slant. I read bns stuff and I liked it. But what do I know, I’m just a mathematician.
low blows. blognigger just wrote really really well and seemed to have a good big ol black boy heart that made him like people and care about people and then tell us about anything and everything and in the most interesting way possible and he couldn’t do it at that caliber anymore without fucking other pieces of his life up. this was bad because?
SC please find something better than Jewosh to replace
I think you’d need to call it Blogkike
Are you really gonna meet the Lord with that tiny dick?
wow!!Another whiny jew-bag.thats as original as me saying i liked heebs better when they were buttons and soap.
I also nominate vegan jules as the new vanessa or “it girl”. Sorry jules, perhaps if i was vegan I wouldn’t have thought of you. Oh I know, you’re just trying to spread the wrd about about a wonderful thing in your life….but…yeah….people don’t like that. Keep it up! However, to $hanene, don’t be so quick to judge Jules as a “salad-eating broad”. Jules is a name for dudes too.
I’m writing a screenplay right now about a software engineer with insomnia who ends up starting a blog and it becomes very popular, gaining a cult like following; then shit gets real. The software engineer figures out what’s happening, there’s some references to suicide, then everything implodes. How much do you really know about yourself until you’ve started a blog? <<<< poster line. Hollywood, fucking call me.
Why is blognigger the default name?
Maybe it’s time we leave Blognigger alone. It’s kind of sad when people have to blog about blognigger NOT blogging. Seriously? Just let the man figure his shit out or write a blog of his caliber that is not about him.
seriously, do really you give that big of a shit about blogs?
Stop hating on blognigger and Barak. Its so gay that you try to act like you’re over Barak and BN when in fact you’re still so on their respective tips; (SEMICOLON BITCHES its like don’t even try. The only thing more nauseating than genuine bitter hating is fake ass contrived bitter hating. Are you realy that bored that you need to write dumb ass shit that you don’t even mean or feel just to pretend to feel something? You are like a mean weasel teenager big brother who walks by his little sister’s room and pauses to piss on her discovery of Nirvana because you found it first. Your kind shit on Kurt Cobain and refusesd to admit you loved him just because Kennedy interviewed him on 120 Minutes and made him Jesus. Look into your heart, bitch: some kind of disgraceful part of your weak personality makes you deny him three times after he has been crucified. Barak and BN roll deep, recognize that. Now get down from the stage and give back the mic and stand in the crowd with the rest of us you fucking little weasel.
“he hates his own race”
His mom’s white. Which race is he, then?
SHITCOCK. Try sticking a knife through a plant and a knife through an animal. One will give you excruciating cries of pain and attempt desperately to save it’s life. You’d have to be thoroughly lying to yourself to say there’s no difference between plants and animals.
I am also thoroughly happy to be nominated as the new “it girl.” Thank you very much for your unwavering support. It will be a hard year ahead of us, but we will prosper.
wow, bn has truly become a legend. stamp his name on some shit, a stolen chatlog or any 3rd rate post, and it gets more play and comments than anything else on here.
It’s bittersweet, like seeing sketches of Kurt Cobain for sale by the horsee rides on central park south
OH VEGAN JULES YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH.
PLANTS HAVE A CHEMICAL REACTION TO BEING DAMAGED. JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN’T MAKE SOUNDS OR THRASH AROUND DOESN’T MEAN THEY AREN’T ALIVE.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WHERE YOU’RE ALLOWING YOUR CONSCIENCE TO BOTHER YOU, BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE INTELLECT OF A 4 YEAR OLD WATCHING “BAMBI” FOR THE FIRST TIME.
PASS THE FUCKING RIBS.
u suck but i txt pics of my dick as dinner invites is funny.
With the boringest mulatto of all times being elected to office and making sweeping, boring, uninspiring changes, and getting ready to prove the right correct by socializing everything and throwing freshly printed money at every problem Bush left behind, not to mention America’s brightest minds being utterly spellbound at the brazen pageantry and minstrelsy of the recent inauguration, you’re worried about why Blognigger was popular?
He wrote well, responded to his readers, had a really good nom de plume, and was humble. He didn’t make promises he will struggle to keep. He also didn’t give heaping piles of money to every untalented, criminal enterprise that fucked it up.
These are not qualities that Ballsack Hussein shares. I’m WAY more over the newly crowned President than some nice guy. Ballsack brings the Crass lyric to mind, “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?” Blognigger just had a meltdown and quit writing, which is his prerogative.
“…the Crass lyric to mind, “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Don’t know whether Crass ever used that—because I HATE Crass and never bothered to listen to more than one song—but I believe the original source of that quote is Johnny Rotten…1978..live in SF.
To Kikeblogger:
Though I appreciate your attempt at edgy faux-libertarianism ( after all, what would an McInnes fashion website be without it?) you really need to lay off the web browser thesaurus.
Said use of a thesaurus is the only way i can imagine an expression like ” Utterly spellbound at the brazen pageantry” came to be, unless you are Stephenie fucking Meyer or something.
It’s the Sex Pistols, you fucking twat. Not Crass… The. Sex. Pistols.
“…unless you are Stephenie fucking Meyer or something.”
Please. “Kikeblogger’s” post reeks with Vane$$itude.
…and, as the idiotic misattribution of a famous Johnny Rotten quote to Crass demonstrates, Vane$$a is infallibly accurate.
Is that a McInnes Junior in the photo touching our new prez’s face?
“OH VEGAN JULES YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH.
“PLANTS HAVE A CHEMICAL REACTION TO BEING DAMAGED. JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN’T MAKE SOUNDS OR THRASH AROUND DOESN’T MEAN THEY AREN’T ALIVE.”
Er…but they don’t feel pain, suffering or emotions because they have no central nervous system or brain.
You fucking idiot.
wow. throw blognigger’s name on something, it gets 50 comments.
Judging by the choice selections nabbed from whatever “vegan” bullshit you’re bickering over; you’ve successfully destroyed 3 quarters of the remaining SBTVC nut.
is there a less controversial topic than new yorker jew?
but you look funny enough, i could read your shit. anyway, i’m soo jobless.
I stand corrected on the Crass / Sex Pistols thing. I think Crass had such a stencil or t-shirt or some shit, and that was the sentiment that came to mind, not Johnny Rotten whining like a cunt.
Speaking of cunts, sorry I used hard words or whatever. Obviously, I didn’t use a thesaurus, and the person who pointed out that I used hard words likely didn’t use a dictionary to figure out what I meant.
So I’m sorry I didn’t match the amount of SAT words to the audience I imagine reading the comments section of this site, but I’m guessing the majority of the people who read this site are well-educated, underemployed faggots. The kind of sissy little people who use words like “pageantry,” criticize other people for saying “brazen” and “pageantry,” and, on occasion, ought to shut their fucking mouths. Next time I’ll keep it real syntactically concise and avoid periphrastic language. You fucking cocksucking faggot.
Holy shit, 52 comments in just one day? you’ve struck oil, Gavin.
Blognigger quit for one simple reason: his popularity had reached its apex and he feared the fickle hipster fueled backlash that was inevitable in the near future. By faking a story about suicide/paranoia/fame, he gets to preserve the branding power of “blognigger” or at least “the guy who wrote blognigger” in order to shop his (undoubtedly) amateur stabs at books/film. DOYE
i didn’t read all of these but to the top half of the commenters i’ll say this: ever consider that some people were never really into Obama in the first place? It’s not a personal attack so calm the snake down.
Why was my comment deleted? Wha’ happen’?
to the guy who commented:
<<<< poster line. Hollywood, fucking call me.
Yeah, close, except bn is already in talks with 2 studios and a couple of book agents. we’ll see how amateur it is. my money’s on…
Blognigger wasn’t really black. I bet that he was raised by a jewish woman and had an absentee black father (aren’t they all?) He felt compelled to act black tough but was incredibly ashamed of his tiny jew pecker (aren’t they all?)
Retardless, his schtick was played out. Empty sac style. No balls.
Eat a dick, straight up, bitches! All the fuck of you h8rz.
I’m president now so you can say what the fuck you want…uh, until the 2012 campaign begins next week.
Faithfully yours,
- Barack the Black President
[sent from Blackberry]
i miss blognigger. not because of his name but because you could relate to every crazy scenario. he was smooth. real smooth.
COME BACK BLOGNIGGER!
The Plot:
Half-breed software engineer writes purposely offensive blog.
It becomes popular.
Blogger becomes freaked-out that strangers identify with him to an unhealthy degree.
He quits blogging.
THE END
Not sure this “story” has anything in the way of what the Hollywood douches refer to as an “arc.”
And when I say “popular,” that means, “never achieved much higher than 900,000 or so in the alexa rankings.”
He’s a funny writer, but I believe many of you severely overestimated exactly how “massive” the whole BN “phenom” ever was in the first place.
Humph.
niggers + jews = bad news
Read 4 lines… this is horrible… stick to your day job