I have herpes. Will a certain married nerd have sex with me? Will that dude from Canada? A strange brother of my friend’s crazy boyfriend? If I tell them the truth, I mean.
I have herpes. Will a certain married nerd have sex with me? Will that dude from Canada? A strange brother of my friend’s crazy boyfriend? If I tell them the truth, I mean.
-A.Y.
Dear A.Y.,
First off, please never send me an email with this subject line. It freaked me the fuck out. Secondly, I want to say that anyone who likes you will def fuck you if you have herpes, but I just met a guy who told me a story where he brought a girl home from a bar and trying to be cute, asked her to tell him something about herself no one knew. Her answer? “I have herpes.”
To be fair he walked right into that one, but the point is, it’s never going to be any easy conversation and if you bring it up during your first conversation or while making out, you will never hear from them again.
I guess my advice would be to like hold off fucking someone ’til they are begging for it and they think you don’t like them or something, and then be like, “No babe, I just sometimes get cold sores on my junk and it’s no big deal if we’re careful, but like I won’t just fuck anyone. I need to know I like them and they are cool about it.”
They’ll be so relieved that the reason you didn’t give it to them wasn’t because they were ugly that they’ll probably be cool with it. If not, fuck them. They probably have cold sores and are too dumb to know that that’s herpes too. As are the chicken pox.
So yeah, don’t freak out but definitely tell them. On the plus side, it will make you more discriminating about who you fuck, hopefully.
NO MORE HERPES QUESTIONS, JESUS. Seriously, it’s like the bug for the white wine set.
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i’d pass
I’ve passed in the past.
Would pass. It’s generally just people who already have herpes (Gavin, Tracie, maybe Drew?) that are trying to play it off likew it’s no big deal.
I worked with this really cool girl who came in looking like this one morning and I said ‘What happened to you?” and she replied, “I was kissing bad boys.” HAHAHA
Would not touch anyone with herpes with a 10 foot clown pole.
how does this letter fit in with the whole “good looking rich white people don’t get std’s” stance that this website seems to press?
“…probably be cool with it.” HA! Good luck with that.
I already have mono, I don’t need another kind of herpeszoster to add to the roster. sorry girl, I or my brother won’t fuck you, but someone with a big heart will.
i’d pass too. there’s plenty of pigs in the pen.
This twentysomething recently accused me of giving her herpes and was gonna do me like I was Ron Mexico so I called her mom and was like: “Do you have herpes?” She said “yes” and I was like: “Did you have it when you gave birth to your dumb ass daughter?” She said “yes” and I was like: “Well then fucking tell her that she got her herpes when she slid out your pussy.” She said “okay.”
” Seriously, it’s like the bug for the white wine set.”
i get the meaning of this sentence, but, who is the white wine set?
The only group of people that I associate with white wine are the gays and you are not talking about them.
^^^ The scab doesn’t fall far from the sore ^^^^
Mom’s instill their values to their little girls. HAHAHA
i honestly think people with herpes, hpv should only fuck others with the same viruses. please, join those dating sites and stay the hell away from those of us who don’t have it and who have been more careful about who and how we fuck.
Loozer Boozer; they don’t say that rich white people don’t get STDS, they just say that most of them are curable and not so bad.
Gavin has said that only blacks, gays and junkies get HIV/AIDS. And we failed to have an argument for this claim as none of us know any rich, straight, white people with aids.
Because of the latency period of Herpes, something like 80% of americans under 25 currently have herpes. so…..
^^and 50% of women and men have the HPV virus. sure, not so bad if you don’t mind increasing your chances for getting vaginal, anal, cervical, penile or vulvar cancer. get that vaccine post-haste if you’re under 26 and use condoms.
I spent two years dating a bitch with oral herp and never got it. But I consider myself lucky.
I asked my doc about HPV and the vaccine. He then asked me if I’ve had 10 or more partners. He responded to my yes with yes. He then told me not to worry about it, use condoms, and quit smoking. In short; HPV is less of a problem than other shit we happily put ourselves through and herps don’t even try to kill you.
let’s not forget that HPV puts you at increased risk for developing infertitlity issues down the road. if you’re inclined to breed, you might want to keep that in mind when making decision to fuck a questionable person or do it without benefit of condom.
ugh – I wouldn’t do it. To have that on my face would be social suicide.
dont forget that a LOT of people out there are carriers for the virus…..meaning that you can possibly get it from a person that will never, ever have an outbreak but can infect others.
YOU could very well be a carrier.
Almost everyone has HPV. A chick told me she had herpes while my penis was hard and she was in her panties. I did her(with a condom).
Aviva?
herpes — scaries
dear no thanks,
a) shut up. the term “the bug” should immediately unlock for you who the white wine set is.
b) shut up again. just a reminder.
I’m thinking Anonymous works for the HPV vaccine pushers.
no, i’m more like a public service announcement. the more you know….
depends on how hot she is. id eat a hot girls turd if thats wat i had to do to get pussy, but a skank? meh. i wont even eat a skanks pussy, much less fuck her herpied out puss.
The fuck up things is all of this can be transmited through oral sex too. You might use a condom when fucking but no one thinks about using protection when getting head.
May we please have moratorium on using the word ‘junk’ to describe genitals? Its so cutesy… ‘cold sores on my junk’? How about saying: ‘I’ve got a scabby twat’. That would separate the wheat from the chafe…
probably just not have sex ever. just to keep safe dontchya know.
people with herpes should all live on an island together.
When I give someone herpes, I blame them for giving me herpes.
I say “I’ve never had a cold sore until I started dating you. ”
They feel really guilty and start trying to think of all the people they could have gotten herpes from in the past and you’re in the clear and probably get some good guilt ass out of it.
Pull the old switcharoo is my advice.
Salad again with the icing on the cake
Some people have cheated death. Me, I’ve cheated herpes.
Damn it, these comments hurt more than the sores I had. You definitely should avoid sluts trying to score with active sores, but what about us clean pretty girls that take care of what we caught? The truth is that one in four girls have this harmless virus, and most people aren’t even aware they carry it. I know I have it, I take medicine to prevent outbreaks, and I’m going to tell you so that we can be careful. Don’t I deserve your dick?
i didn’t know i had it, i gave it to my girl and now i don’t like this girl. do i have to be guilty and stay, i stayed for a really long time but she treats my like shit and im really nice and shit other than this. ??????????
I swear you guys are going to make all your highschool readers die virgins.