Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 03.10.09 09:37 am


It’s 11 days to our (free) party at SXSW. After going there for 15 years, we noticed the biggest problem with this festival is all the fucking music.

It’s 11 days to our (free) party at SXSW. After going there for 15 years, we noticed the biggest problem with this festival is all the fucking music. Shut up already. Your band sucks.

So, we chose our 4 favorite live acts and then cut the list off after that. Too many showcases in Austin are about pleasing sponsors or labels or your buddies who hope to get signed (only artist ever signed at SXSW was Timbuk 3 btw). This may be the first party ever where the promoters started with a list of bands they actually want and worked backwards from there. It’s all short sets with plenty of space in between bands to get free beer, free BBQ, and free cognac (yes cognac). It’s at the Scoot Inn where our best frienemy Stockbauer has been abusing clientele since way before it was open and we’re going to be showing Street Boners and TV Carnage in the indoor part between bands. No shirts is going to be strongly encouraged and that goes for both sexes but whatever floats your boat. It’s from 2 to 6 so please don’t be cool and show up late or you will miss the Cerebral Ballzy / Ninjasonik experience.

Ninjasonik (a band not a guy)

Vivian Girls

Izza Kizza

Cerebral Ballzy

Don’t be late!

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SXSW POSTER
  2. STREET CARANGE @ SXSW: POSTER COMPETITION RESULTS
  3. STREET CARNAGE DJ PARTY TONIGHT – FUCK YOU
  4. FOUND: CUM PARTY
  5. COSTUME COUNTDOWN 2008


Comments
  1. Jefro says:

    Music is fad I can do without but I love me some cheap ass cognac.

    War Street Carnage!

  2. LOOOVE SONIK FUKN NINJA & everyone else on this page.

    Cerebral Ballzy wanted me to come to SXSW & be the merch girl but my band is playing a show in Brooklyn the day they will be playing a show in Texas.

    fuck my life.com

  3. trust funded says:

    i say hello, she say jello…make me sing acapello. awesome

  4. Vag vapors says:

    Let’s make a vowe to never post a fuck my life.com link again. Thanks.

  5. street cloud says:

    wow, you guys have really shitty taste in music.

  6. deatmeat says:

    wow ninjasonik seriously sucks

  7. Sarah O Sarah says:

    That looks pretty fun to me.

  8. ohmygosh says:

    CEREBRAL BALLLZY FUCKING RULES

  9. robert death rage and the meatshits says:

    I don’t get the ninjasonik thing everyone of his songs is just repeating the same maybe kinda funny thing over and over but nigga gotta get paid

  10. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    Gimmicky lineup!


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