Comments on: COUNTDOWN TO STREET CARNAGE SXSW PARTY – 10 DAYS http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/ STREET CARNAGE Fri, 25 May 2012 18:31:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: A Music Festival in TX? | Splendid Apparel Blog http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61824 A Music Festival in TX? | Splendid Apparel Blog Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:20:12 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61824 [...] going to be there spotting street boners and twittering our sweet little lives away! So go to the Street Carnage Party on Saturday afternoon and then head on over to the Viva Radio Evangelique later that night at Club [...] [...] going to be there spotting street boners and twittering our sweet little lives away! So go to the Street Carnage Party on Saturday afternoon and then head on over to the Viva Radio Evangelique later that night at Club [...]

]]> By: pubert http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61823 pubert Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:40:23 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61823 if austin music festivals were porn stars, it breaks down like this: SXSW is like Jenna Jameson. Everyone knows about her, she used to be a lot cooler a bunch of years ago, and her movies are kinda bland. Chaos in Tejas is more like Belladonna. Less people know about her, and she only does crazy shit like gag herself on dildos and dress up like a horse. Austin City Limits festival is like Annie Sprinkle. Not really a porn star at all but always admired by people who don't really know anything about porn stars. We also have Ground Zero Texas every december, that one is kinda like Emily Davinci or Maggie Star. Nobody really know who she is, but once you've seen her in action it's some amazing shit you'll never forget, you just probably won't remember her name. Have fun in our city next week, please try the migas at Tamale House on the corner of 51st and Airport boulevard. You want real-deal Austin, that's it. if austin music festivals were porn stars, it breaks down like this:
SXSW is like Jenna Jameson. Everyone knows about her, she used to be a lot cooler a bunch of years ago, and her movies are kinda bland.

Chaos in Tejas is more like Belladonna. Less people know about her, and she only does crazy shit like gag herself on dildos and dress up like a horse.

Austin City Limits festival is like Annie Sprinkle. Not really a porn star at all but always admired by people who don’t really know anything about porn stars.

We also have Ground Zero Texas every december, that one is kinda like Emily Davinci or Maggie Star. Nobody really know who she is, but once you’ve seen her in action it’s some amazing shit you’ll never forget, you just probably won’t remember her name.

Have fun in our city next week, please try the migas at Tamale House on the corner of 51st and Airport boulevard. You want real-deal Austin, that’s it.

]]> By: autozocks http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61822 autozocks Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:39:52 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61822 funny thing about living here and rolling your eyes any time anybody says fuck sxsw is that they are probably involved with an unaffiliated showcase/party/fest of somesort that just compounds the amount of shitty half assed punk or "experimental" shows that turn this town into such a clusterfuck of shit so thick you start seeing fun in the way porn stars see work... that being said ill probably see yall there. funny thing about living here and rolling your eyes any time anybody says fuck sxsw is that they are probably involved with an unaffiliated showcase/party/fest of somesort that just compounds the amount of shitty half assed punk or “experimental” shows that turn this town into such a clusterfuck of shit so thick you start seeing fun in the way porn stars see work… that being said ill probably see yall there.

]]> By: lol http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61821 lol Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:00:58 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61821 who in their right mind would wanna hang out with a bunch of liberal hipster right wing fox news agenda loving faggots who in their right mind would wanna hang out with a bunch of liberal hipster right wing fox news agenda loving faggots

]]> By: Bridget http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61820 Bridget Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:53:09 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61820 haha haha

]]> By: jess http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61819 jess Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:27:36 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61819 i went to chaos in tejas last year and heard that everyone in austin hates sxsw. but chaos in tejas kind of draws a younger crowd than the street carnage people. amebix are playing it this year though. there would also be lots of punk boners to document. i went to chaos in tejas last year and heard that everyone in austin hates sxsw. but chaos in tejas kind of draws a younger crowd than the street carnage people. amebix are playing it this year though.

there would also be lots of punk boners to document.

]]> By: vegan jules http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61818 vegan jules Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:03:09 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61818 I hate to be a twat yet again but I once met a good punk band from Austin and they said "fuck south by southwest" and they were all on about this other festival called "Chaos in Tejas." I hate to be a twat yet again but I once met a good punk band from Austin and they said “fuck south by southwest” and they were all on about this other festival called “Chaos in Tejas.”

]]> By: James Stockbauer http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61817 James Stockbauer Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:09:28 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61817 oh shit that' a classic already oh shit that’ a classic already

]]> By: a dude http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/countdown-to-street-carnage-sxsw-party-10-days/#comment-61816 a dude Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:38:58 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=7127#comment-61816 wait that guy invented pigs in a blanket? wait that guy invented pigs in a blanket?

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