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Jonny Makeup
• 09.25.09 10:00 am


Okay, so I’m like in the thick of London Fashion Week!!! I just realized something: The industry’s Golden Boy, Cole Mohr, has really been channeling Zoolander this season!

Okay, so I’m like in the thick of London Fashion Week and I just realized something: The industry’s Golden Boy, Cole Mohr, has really been channeling Zoolander this season! Look at him in his nickers at my BFF Jeremy Scott’s Show!!!!

After the show here’s what went down:

Jonny Makeup: Hey Hottie.
Cole Mohr: Did you see my shrinkie dink on the runway?
Yeah. I should have been your fluffer.

All this fashion is makin’ me hornnny. I wish I could be Pig Roasted by Cole and Zoolander!!!


-JONNY MAKEUP
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Comments
  1. felicia says:

    manscaping is a stupid word, but this fuckin dude needs to do that FOR THE RUNWAY.

  2. Leather Owl says:

    I want to forget abt this collection and Cole’s lack of WERQ here.

  3. coco says:

    god i know this guy, how many times did i sell weed to him and our mutual friends

  4. UNCLEDADDY says:

    I bet fags think this guy’s a total fag

  5. Dork says:

    The visible pubes are a part of the show. Treasure trail.

  6. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    He looks like some guys kicked his ass, dressed him up and pushed him out on the runway as some fraternity prank.

  7. SG says:

    coco <—- i did the same too. HA

  8. polly says:

    hahaha vice picked this up 1 day later

  9. Arv says:

    @polly: Thanks for the heads up!


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