Chong sprung from jail and he wanted to get high, but he couldn’t get Cheech to agree to reunite because he thinks marijuana jokes are lame (he shaved his ‘stache and became a cop).

Chong sprung from jail and he wanted to get high, but he couldn’t get Cheech to agree to reunite because he thinks marijuana jokes are lame (he shaved his ‘stache and became a cop). Chong found an old woman’s lawn troll, dipped it in liquid maui wowie, recited the entire dialogue from Up in Smoke, put it under his pillow and woke up the next morning to find a life size keebler elf with a mexican accent blowing pot smoke in his face.

It worked!

-Nick Diamonds
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