A couple of weeks ago on YouTube, someone left a creepy comment on one of the videos of me getting punched in the face. I checked out nacohen’s profile and found that his interests were “Fan of fem vs fem fist fights, real or fake” and that he favorited over 500 cat fight videos.
A couple of weeks ago on YouTube, someone left the creepy comment above on one of the videos of me getting punched in the face. I checked out nacohen’s profile and found that his interests were “Fan of fem vs fem fist fights, real or fake” and that he favorited over 500 cat fight videos. I browsed through the videos and found that all of them could be organized into one of the four following categories:
1. ACTUAL FIGHTS
These are the heat-of-the-moment, “Bitch, you stole my man!” fights that regularly breakout at public schools, but this time someone happened to have a camera handy. Maybe I’m just a pussy, but I think the cringe factor of these is intolerably high.
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2. INSTIGATED FIGHTS
These videos pit two usually young, impressionable girls against one another explicitly for people’s viewing pleasure. There’s usually a creepy cameraman breathing heavily and undoubtedly sporting a hard-on, and the fight gets broken up before it gets too serious. I guess these are the type of girls who will eventually work their way up to actual porn.
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3. PLAY FIGHTS
This is the softcore porn of the “cat fight” genre. These videos are sort of like instigated fights, but no one actually gets hurt. Just a lot of boob slapping, ass groping, and giggles.
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4. FANTASY FIGHTS
These videos are more serious than regular ol’ play fights as they have plot lines and costumes and sound effects — kind of like shitty pornos. No one gets hurt and pervs can simultaneously delight in simulated violence and cosplay.
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I don’t know about the jack-off-ability of these cat fight videos, but considering the sheer volume of them that exist, there must be a special breed of dude who dreams of being a guard at an all women’s penitentiary. I guess you aren’t alone, nacohen.
the best one is the one where the guy smashes the girls pumpkin or watermellon ro something. I think Gavin tweeted it?
Um, they’re wearing gloves in the first one, so not exactly spur of the moment. The second one is obviously some kind of half assed “gang” initiation, and probably has little to do with the sexual gratification of the cameraman. Maybe you could browse more accurately next time.
hahaha he favorited 500 catfight videos? okay #3 is a little hot.
pretty sure the ‘girl’ in # 3 is hulk hogan.
as for super girl, she RICHLY DESERVED her beating.
I don’t know if this one is on that list, but I guess it falls under the category of staged cat fights, except that these girls actually slap the shit out of each other: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXfuVmX2tXA
#3 is good
arv’s a faggot.
I think it’s hotter when they console each other afterwards.
pretty heinous
you are a pussy if that first video makes you even half-cringe
the only good one is 3, and that’s just on account of the tits
I got blood all over me! What the fuck!?!?!
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i hope the happy girl in the plaid skirt was preggers.
wow. the girls in the #3 video have retardedly built bodies!
its like a tee n aye explosion over there!
You mean to tell me that not only do you NOT find catfights erotic but that you didn’t even know that 99% of men do? Yeah, you’re a fag.
I get off on real girl fights