Posted by
TV Carnage
• 09.10.08 11:32 am 
Dear creeps. Why bother calling these numbers at 4AM after a night of rape-eying ladies? It’s late and everyone is tired and you’ve already lied about yourself to real life frightened women all night. Fuck it. I say, call these ladies in the morning, when you get up, call them for advice just before a meeting, call them just to say hi. Sneak out for some romantic times at 3 PM in the local McDonald’s bathroom. Soon, you will realize 4AM is for chumps.
Good luck not singing this jam all day.
v. catchy jam indeed
hahaha—for all the 4a.m. coke-dicked masturbators out there…you know who you are!!!
droppin fuckin loads!!! (you know i had to say it)
The girl at 0:07 looks like the original Cesar Ramero Joker.
caught myself humming this fucking thing. no joke.
This makes me want to watch Robocop and Running Man.
ewwwwww
skanks rule
i called and spoke w/ a charming native canadian named sharla. we discussed tacky motorcycles and a mutual yearning for the open road.
Man, I could go for some 90s hos right about now. Too bad they all have 13 year olds now.