Posted by
Nick Thorburn
• 04.03.09 10:37 am

Don’t get me wrong, I love Canada. OK, maybe not as much as Gavin and Beckles love Canada, but c’mon, I’m only human!

Don’t get me wrong, I love Canada. OK, maybe not as much as Gavin and Beckles love Canada, but c’mon, I’m only human!

I was back there recently, and came across a full page ad for a new Canadian feature film that you haven’t heard of and won’t ever see, called One Week. (insert theater run joke here). The movie was opening that weekend and the only quotes they could get for the film were the culled from YouTube commenters like puttydutty123 who said “I am definitely going to watch this”. If you’ll look closely, you’ll notice that maybe 1% of the “glowing reviews” are from people who’ve actually seen the film. My all time favorite (if i had to pick favorites), is from esteemed critic MMarie079 who poignantly and succinctly said “Brought a tear to my eye. Gonna See this”. My point is, “damn this looks good” and “yeah…and he looks good!”.

-Nick Diamonds
Twitter.com/Nickfromislands

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: GONNA HAVE A JPOP PARTY TONIGHT
  2. TRIUMPH IS ON A TEAR
  3. CHILD, THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIER
  4. HEY VD! THIS ONE IS FOR YOU: ME & YOU, US, FOREVER!
  5. OHHH CANADUUUHHHH


Comments
  1. Bobby Sexballs says:

    dude. old news. this was in national papers when it happend LAST MONTH.

  2. e. pubert unum says:

    Ha ha that reminds me of this dude that came into my store last week (I work at a video store) and said: “Hey man, do you have Eraserhead? That movie is so awesome. I’ve never seen it, but I know it’s really awesome”. He was wearing John Lennon glasses with little hologram american flags in them.

  3. JuCIFER says:

    So you work in a video store…

  4. Big Earls says:

    but how about gord downie he’s so awesome and canadian

  5. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    being canadian is kinda like autism. you just don’t get it.

  6. idk says:

    Coke Machine Glow is so beyond amazing. No one knows about it: Amazing.

  7. edward special says:

    dude, john lennon is dead

    http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs

  8. Snake. says:

    I liked this movie.

  9. . says:

    edward special…those shirts r dumb

  10. charleston chew says:

    either i dont pay enough attention to this site or im dumb, but i dot get half of this shit. sorry im from texas

  11. vegan jules says:

    That shit is going to be the best movie ever made!

  12. k's w says:

    arent you canadian Nick Diamonds?


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