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• 12.13.10 10:00 am 
After thinking about it for all of the five minutes we were on The Cobra Snake’s site, we’ve realized that all we want for Christmas is the perfect Asian chick.
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After thinking about it for all of the five minutes we were on The Cobra Snake’s site, we’ve realized that all we want for Christmas is the perfect Asian chick.
Bingo. Part geisha descendant, part that goth chick from your 10th grade chemistry class.
Yeah, we wanna ambiguously sexualize you too.
So the perfect asian chick is only half-asian?
Awesome it’s Knifes Chau at the Sex Bob-omb show.
sorry but i dont get cobrasnake.
isnt looking at pics of parties youd never get invited to with drunk
girls that would never fuck you kind of pathetic?
might as well stand across the street from your exs house all night.
@onyx: true dat.
Tecate. You didn’t buy it for its delicious taste. So why are these fancy people drinking it? I honestly don’t get it and that’s probably the point. Could someone divulge why.
what is sad about cobrasnake is it reminds everyone that in five years you won’t be in your early 20′s and no one will really give a fuck about you.
Aside from the beach-toned savories that bubble up from its racial melting pot, SoCal is a wasteland that doesn’t have a thought in its smoggy little head.
Slob Babe sitting alone with her pipe on a snowbank contemplating the overcast for one hour has more depth of genuine feeling than the entire Cobrasnake scene taken together for a lifetime.
I ain’t judging. I’m just observing. That’s just how it rolls down thataway.
Re: Tecate.
1) they are in San Diego. Tecate is the PBR of mexico.
2) Like most all mexibeers, Tecate’s flavor has a hole in it where the hops would go. That hole is meant to be filled with a squeeze of the small round mexi-lime. With the lime zing properly added, it is in fact quite potable, if not sublime.
lol at niggas discussing the reasons behind drinking cheap beer. it’s cheap and its beer. what more do you need to know?
I think a better question is to why you actively would compare anything to the steaming turd that is scott pilgrim.
who is that girl??
that bitch looks plain and boring
kure kure takora Says:
“So the perfect asian chick is only half-asian?”
Uh, NO DOYEEE.
why are we talking about tecate when she’s drinking budweiser? and why don’t you ever like the amazing spectrum of black women. fuck the asian fetish it’s so 2000 and late. 2011 will be the year of the beautiful black women.
i’d say latina, not asian
Wow you just discovered Cobra Snake? Welcome to 2006…
^^uhhh, try 2002 cpt. relevant
You have to agree with the black individual above — WTF you doing beating off to parti picks of girls you’ll never even meet in places you’ll never enter?
BUT ME, I’M ALLOWED because if you live in LA and you know these cobrasnakes and can go to these dumb clubs then it’s like looking at a delicious IHOP menu. The pictures show you what kind of prizes await the ambitious!
For my next trick I will get with this exact girl and go in the backdoor for extra points.
Yawn. Seriously.
Is that dude shes with Aj English? Always always with the finest women!? he must have a really good personality……
Is Adri LAW A kobrasnak gurl?!? I always wanted to fuck one and I love fucking asians !! OMG YEAAAAAH FUCK YEAH!