Star Jones = Joan Crawford meets Coco Chanel with a little Josephine Baker thrown in for good measure. That’s why she’s so big. What can’t we say about Star Jones?
Lawyer, Head of “Girlfriend Enterprises” ,educated, Black and she’s self-obsessed. That is the best part because she does that with so much ease.
Maybe the hint is in her name “Star”. Nahhh that can’t be it. That’s a pretty humble name. Maybe a hint is that she married Al Reynolds; suspected of being part Gay, and never noticed this because she was looking in the mirror constantly talking about “Starrrrrrr”. OH SHIT! Wait AL publicly came out (not that way) and said he WAS NOT GAY! Shit. So much for that theory. So did she….
Wait, what about when she used The View as a proxy home shopping network for her own wedding. Fuck. No she said she didn’t do that either.
Oh well, I’m wrong. I lied. She is not self-obsessed.
She is a strong Black woman and I’m proud! So there!
CHECK OUT OUR RADIO INTERVIEW WITH SEAGAL HIMSELF! YES… WE DID!
Cotton balls are made for girls?!? What am I going to use now to fix…
Not cool ironic carnage, just plain awfull. I believe the part about her marrying a gay man. Clearly he is not a macho men. He’s a cranky fat bitch gay guy. Former stylist at Supercuts? Also, its impossible to imagine any straight man without a masochistic streak this side of Cobain sticking. Just listen to what she says. Sounds like every annoying woman ever, multiplied by a milion.
Dear Tv carnage. You make good shitty. love it
the soundtrack is apropos of dropping bad acid with your mom
Isn’t this the same girl that said the earth was flat? Educated my ass.
dane– no, that was sherri sheppard (shephard? shepherd?). the *other* fat black lady on “the view”