In marketing history, nothing has ever matched the cruel misfortune of having to peddle a slimming dietary candy pronounced identically to an infectious disease that eats the meat from your bones and then kills you.
In marketing history, nothing has ever matched the cruel misfortune of having to peddle a slimming dietary candy pronounced identically to an infectious disease that eats the meat from your bones and then kills you.
If the doctors had only stuck with calling the disease “GRID” (Gay-Related Immune Deficiency) when it first gained international fame in the 1980s, you might still be able to purchase the appetite-suppressing candy Ayds in five mouth-watering flavors: chocolate, chocolate mint, butterscotch, peanut butter, and caramel.
Ayds dietary candy had been slimming American waistlines since World War II, but it took Rock Hudson dropping dead like a gay fly in 1985 for the manufacturers to consider a name change.
Sometimes it’s too little, too late, never more so than when the manufacturer changed the name ever-so-slightly to Diet Ayds in the late 1980s. Way too little, way too late. By that time, no one wanted to eat Ayds to get slim.
“I’m losing weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds. The Ayds diet plan really works!”
“Ayds suppresses your appetite medically, while its caramel taste helps satisfy your cravings!”
“They satisfy your need to taste, chew, and enjoy while they curb hunger.”
“With Ayds I ate less, so the weight came off….”
—JENÉE
WOW THIS IS A GREAT JOKE AND I HAVE NOT HAD SEX BEFORE EVER!
I’ll eat AIDS so long as there isn’t any meat in it.
it’s funny because ayds sounds like aids.
I taste AIDS every time I swallow my own saliva.
I’ll bet Vegan Jules has tasted plenty of meat.
I know what I’m getting my girlfriend for Christmas!
so that’s how magic does it…
This was pretty fucking weak
Super fucking weak, like a baby arm.
It appears leaving comments on the internet is a thing now
fuck. did you just take a time machine to ebaums world circa 2001? please tell us about zee hamster dance next. brrrrtttt.
Well I can understand the confusion since both would result in drastic weight loss.
PICK. IT. UP.
PISS-POOR, THUS FAR.
this jenee shit is the best fake big-titted troll ever.
I don’t want to just pile on the hater heap here, but shit, this is OLD NEWS.
Remember when those pepsi cans said ‘SEX’ when two were stacked on top of one another? Hahahha.
wow, the fact that the oldest of those youtube vids is from 2007 should tell you that this joke has thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly beaten to death. morning radio grade fart noise post.
retro pop art post. how warhol.
Hey, my ***t got m****d the fu*k ***.
W** is g*** o* h*** SBTVC?
Jerkin around one of the few visitors who actually buys your books and pays to go see Pinky when he brings his thong show to town is a great way to ensure future business. The right to wear masks and fuck with people without being fucked back is the reason why those kids are huddled together out there in those cold city parks, chanting over barrel fires and raping each other.
Later SB/SC. Just TRY living without my ten bucks.