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• 02.21.08 01:33 am

 BEIGE

BEIGE is one of the most interesting colors around! It is also the color that is devoted to describing the least interesting people around.

 

BEIGE is one of the most interesting colors around! It is also the color that is devoted to describing the least interesting people around.
It is ADORED by baby-boomers. Khakis would be nothing without Beige… yet Beige is dying. So boring is Beige, that it is bed ridden. Beige needs your help. So many Beige things have been made that Beige can barely move. Beige needs to shed some LBS. So throw out your beige. Stream down to one pair of beige pants or better yet, none at all. No beige shirts. Throw away your beige friends and burn the beige couch. I want beige to survive, but just barely.

  1. BEIGE!
  2. BABY PRANKS!


Comments
  1. Travis Tritt says:

    weak

  2. tootie says:

    A beige rage…where on God’s green earth do you find these chestnuts DB????

  3. SUCKIT77 says:

    if that’s “weak” then I am a a fucking loss for what strong is. That ‘BEIGE!” shit has me and my stupid friends laughing our asses off! Kisses streetcarnage. We are FANS!

  4. eat it says:

    Travis Tritt

    i am in a beige rage over your comment.

  5. SUCKIT77 says:

    see… now you are using “beige rage” as a descriptive element. You may work yourself up to funny some day.

  6. kat says:

    beige is the anti-colour. i have been maintaining this for about a decade.

    ha, and i’m nineteen…KILL THE BEIGE (ALMOST).


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