Posted by
TV Carnage
• 05.13.08 04:44 pm 
FINALLY! I just got my “Ministering the Word of Jesus” video I sent away for months ago and it was worth the wait. The VHS pre-recorded tape teaches me to take a more aggressive but respectful position when converting my Jewish friends, women and dark people. It’s refreshing and I feel, born again all over again! Thank-youuuu Godddddddd!
now the whole world knows about my bible-preaching-car-jacking technique.
thanks for nothing
Something tells me that the hijacker has more on his mind than his mission. Anyone who wears a Members Only jacket while pulling a knife on someone has additional aspirations and wants.
seriously good point chachi.
He should have pulled the knife out of the bible. That’s the new shit, I’m gonna start doing that from now on.
damn, my aunt got car-jacked at Lakeside Pharmacy too! fuckin Christians.