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TV Carnage
• 08.11.08 11:45 am 
I like to pretend this is what John Travolta’s life would have been like if Hollywood never existed. A planet of people running from him or randomly stopping him, yelling at him for something stupid he did and then punching his giant cleft chin right off of his non-Hollywood face.
Wouldn’t that be great?! Mmmmmm.
Lord Xenu is not pleased
“Like, oh my God, Mista’ Kotta’, I sweah…”
I’d like to hear that same ‘smack’ of a fist against his face but with the J. Revolta we all know from the movie “Phenomenon”… because angels as scary as that need punching.
Goddamn I hat eItslianss. and im drimnk.
I WISH this was reality…..gaaaaddddddddddd