Summer’s here and that means clothing can become a burden. Regardless, there are only three situations in which it’s kosher for a man to walk around without a shirt in front of strangers:
Summer’s here and that means clothing can become a burden. Regardless, there are only three situations in which it’s kosher for a man to walk around without a shirt in front of strangers:
1. The beach, but only if you plan on getting in the water soon or just got out of it. No dawdling.
2. Boxing/wrestling ring–actually, it’s okay to be shirtless in any situation where fighting is involved.
3. Anonymous orgy.
Being shirtless around strangers anywhere else is unacceptable. No one wants to see your man tits or beer belly and if you insist, you will be punished accordingly:
You’ve been warned.
Conversely: ladies, let ‘em loose.
I’d tap that tbh
Dude,
Stop being such a geek and hit the gym, will ya!
-Yours truly
The fact that we’re all anonymous here is like wearing a stamp on your forehead that says PUSSY. I can live with that. But please stop anonymously telling strangers you would have sex with strangers! Nobody gives a shit who you’d fuck. We wouldn’t even care if we knew who you were. I know you’d fuck her. So would 99% of the male population. Why do you feel the need to type that out anonymously?
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Oh now I see, Loomis thinks that I was talking about the youtube video.
When certain ladies also “let loose” their flabby stomachs and saggy tits, you’ll be sorry you said that. Double standard, eh?
Obama’s tits are a national embarrassment. They’re worse than the Reagan’s psychics and they make Clinton’s fat Jewish blow job look dignified. Anyways, I personally start doffing the shirt anywhere and everywhere as soon as the temp hits 60. That’s one of the advantages of being, you know, attractive, healthy, and generally lacking in any horrid body odors that are supposedly natural. Is that allowed? I realize that dudes see it as some kind of threat, but I live by the old “let it all hang out” approach to fashion, i.e. I don’t give a fuck how you want me to look as long as I’m feeling comfy and sexual. Peace and out.
I agree with this article more than I agree with anything else in my life.
Sorry about your body SHITCOCK, there are ways to rectify that. I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s okay to have your shirt off the whole time you are at the beach. Seriously, if you are that weird about it just stay home, or at least remain inland somewhere.
What about a nice wife beater?
I think that Obama flaunting his torso is a perfect example of someone being victimized by that syndrome where you look completely different in a mirror than you do in reality. I bet he looked in the mirror and saw a Christian Bale physique or something, but then when he saw his shirtless pictures he thought: “Oh damn, is that me or is that Queen Latifah on a nude beach? Fuck!” Those pics are also what happens when you’re surrounded by ass kissers who are afraid to tell you the straight-up truth like, “you got tits, bro, please do not unleash those jugs with the paparazzi around.” At best, the guy’s got a physique that your grandmother would think is “hunky,” but that’s only because her standards have been so eroded by looking at your grandfather’s old ass for what seems like infinity.
Dear “Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something” -
We are weary of reading that moronic name. Please switch to something more concise and less dumb immediately.
Thank you.
-The Management
Here’s the soundtrack to this post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5KdJuCGwk0
Some dogs have all the luck
http://tinyurl.com/onppay
You future fat fucks will look like wet pillows by the time you get to the President’s age.
the kid was squealling like a queer, burn my nipple, get the fuck outta here…
Ha! Yeah, I will jump right on that. I want to make sure I have a way cool, well thought out name to post anonymously under. Especially one that everyone likes, and can jive with. My mistake.
you forgot
4. If you are a “perp” on any episode of Cops
5. If you are this guy: http://ferrariguyforhire.com
I bet that not one of you turds has a body better than Obama’s. Those are not tits. Those are what grown ups refer to as muscles.
If they jiggle…they’re tits.
^^ True. I like the farmer’s tan, as well. Like as in “find it hilarious”.
So I’m allowed to take off my shirt at an anonymous orgy, but not at an orgy where people know me? I fail to see the distinction.
yeah drippy dog and cum faggot, I’ve always hated your fucking lame name, and the worst part is picturing you typing it in each shitting time. also your posts suck. listen to The MGMT or you’ll get banned and that would be a real shame for your self esteem.
here now, just type in a different name each time, Answer Me or Vice record reviews style you kebab, the only people who use the same name over and over are either lingering bowel cancer farts like Vane$$a and Loomis, or on the other end of the Binatone Spectrum, Jim Goad or Christi Bradnox. you are so far away from the latter you are physically incapable of ever getting within a god’s dick length of there but you are an angel’s pube away from being as bad as the former.
love love, Your Concerned Mommy
can I take my shirt off in the park if I am lying down on a blanket in the park and I whip the t-shirt back on as soon as I sit up? and I’m not fat? I need to know cos I don’t at the mo mo and I feel like a gay having my shirt peeled up to tan my midriff. also my tan is looking stupid
i got in an elevator with a dude and his friends who were moving into my building, it was raining hard outside and 2 of the guys weren’t wearing shirts. how does that even make sense.
tits are for chix
Obama has a nice body for an old guy.
@ change up
Let’s see if you can go a day without mentioning Vane$$a’s name. Come on, I know you can do it. I know you can take one piss-poor baby’s step toward convincing the world that you don’t fantasize about making love to a slobbery jungle-lipped hermaphrodite with “Vane$$a” tramp-stamped right above her sick ass ape booty. Come oooooooooooooon….every time you say her name we all lose, Vane$$a included. Every time you acknowledge her she has reason to return. The more you acknowledge her, the more she returns. Break the sadness for all of us. Man up. You’re the weak link. Yes, you’ll miss her once she’s gone, but like everything and everyone else, your self-destructive love for her will fade over time, leaving you to ask yourself, “Holy shit! What the fuck was that!?!” Let the bitch off herself.
everyone one this mother has man titties, even the bitches. there, i said it.
RE: Donny LaLonde Says:
06.03.09 at 10:03 am edit
“…I live by the old “let it all hang out” approach to fashion, i.e. I don’t give a fuck how you want me to look as long as I’m feeling comfy and sexual.”
You know this dude’s walking around all day everyday in sweats and Crocs because they make him feel “comfy.” What’re you, a six year old? Grow the fuck up.
Obama = ripped(just like me).
@change up, the ultimate Bitch
Actually, asshole, I don’t have to type that dumb name in every time. My browser has this wildly futuristic feature that allows it to remember certain things, it fills in the blank for me after only a letter or two. I’m satisfied to know that my presence leads to daydreaming & fantasies for you.
I would say you assessment of the quality of my posts is slightly off. They don’t all suck, I’d go about 50/50.
The bottom line is that you’re a cunt. If my retarded name on a blog comment bothers you that much, I can only imagine how you fare in real life. Sounds rough.
I do like your version of my name though, except I’ll include the “yeah”. Look for future comments from: Yeah Drippy Dog and Cum Faggot
to Fresh Rigavich…..
Yeah buddy you’re right, i was “squeeling like a queer”. Take an educated guess on why I would be “squeeling”??? Because it fucking hurt.. I was pretty much blacked out by this point in the night.. That is the whole reason I was walking around shirtless in the first place. Obviously I would have to be pretty hammered to let someone burn my nipple with a cigarette. I barely remember this, I remember the act of burning it..but certainly not all the conversations or asking her to “lick my nipple”. Lighten up fool, its just a video. This is why I Love the internet, everyone has something to say. gnawww