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Gavin
• 10.02.09 12:00 pm


Acting is a cinch. All you have to do is memorize all your lines and then repeat them into the mirror thrice. The End. Here’s the entire movie we showed at Sundance.

Acting is a cinch. All you have to do is memorize all your lines and then repeat them into the mirror thrice. The End. Here’s the entire movie we showed at Sundance:

Here’s a clip from Sundance in case you didn’t see it the first time:

-GAVIN MCINNES

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Comments
  1. tobes says:

    i guess acting is only easy if you’re a white guy. the doctor sucks

  2. Stallone says:

    Acting is easy only if you’re gifted with incredible talent like the two of us.

  3. Rape kit says:

    where can i get that song at the end?!??

  4. JuCIFER says:

    Nice delivery Gavin.

  5. lester1/2jr says:

    it’a like a white power version of “curb your enthusiasm” (which is also white power)

  6. chestal says:

    Acting is a cinch?
    I’d say yer not quite ready to deliver tips on the craft to James Lipton and is his students quite yet.

    Sure the lines were delivered well but your dart actoring was pretty awkward.
    Watching that weird lighter transfer to the hand with the butt made me feel like I was watching my mom try to figure out how to operate the VCR.
    Even Corey Feldman wielded a more convincing smoke in the opening sequence of Stand By Me.

    Thank god for your sake there wasn’t a skateboarding scene.

  7. upso says:

    AWESOME
    also gavin you look like my brother from another mother

  8. the nacho chip says:

    the asian guy is so bad he is the ONLY reason i can’t finish watching this…

  9. horsewife says:

    good larf old man. your only 10 years away from being that drunk guy whos funny for half an hour then starts following you around all night ruining your game.

  10. Eddy 209 says:

    The asian was good, bur most things he says not.

  11. R says:

    thanks. I’ve been curious to see this for a while

  12. Brian says:

    I don’t mean to be too on your tip, but this should be a series.

  13. brooklynchimp says:

    Dope.

  14. Jigsy says:

    Gavin’s appearance and mannerisms are exactly the same as those of the jester in Ivanhoe (80s TV movie version). Seriously, everyone Netflix that shit and check it out.

  15. J(son) says:

    He should stick to the street clown stuff. This movie sucked. When G man starts coming on a serious tough guy tip he comes off like a torontonian homo.

  16. felicia says:

    loved it gavin!

  17. brazilian boner says:

    omg, this is so ‘Rio 2016′

  18. Frank DeFalco says:

    I have to be honest: Not your best work.

  19. Ralph malph says:

    Very very bad.

  20. ??? says:

    I am going to get someone to take a video of me walking down a hallway to music, slow-mo. It always looks cool…

  21. c'mon says:

    why do you wear a t-shirt under your polo shirts?

  22. That was fucking brilliant.
    I’m a famous actor and I know how to act, and that was acting.

  23. Erik Archer says:

    That was good. Andy Behrens wishes he wrote this. I would like to see it as a series, with a saturday morning cartoon spinoff and action figures.

  24. Suddenly Susan says:

    holy shit! how did you get diablo cody to write your script, its a fucking 12.

  25. P@K says:

    Actually really very funny. The doctor was shit, but it didn’t matter somehow.

  26. Anonymous says:

    man, thanks dude. i was bummed i never got to watch this the first time you hyped it for sundance.

    fuck haters, btw. this stuff is not easy.


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