Comments on: ASK BLOGNIGGER: I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE

By: Rolo

Rolo — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:53:41 +0000

That reply is exactly what I needed to hear at exactly the right time.
Thank you.

By: Dan't

Dan't — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:27:30 +0000

Fucking fantastic. I wish I had a BN when I was 16.

Also, only old people would still refer to Alicia Silverstone as the pinnacle of hot, you goddamn grampa.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:44:40 +0000

This was great! BN I’m sad to see you go. Don’t leave us for too long…I mean, just remember what stupid crap you’re leaving us with! Will I have to start reading HRO now? God, I hope not.

By: booty clap dick trigger

booty clap dick trigger — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:23:28 +0000

that encyclopedia dramatica is some murky shit.

By: SCOTTIECAPSLOCK

SCOTTIECAPSLOCK — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:57:17 +0000

BRING ON THE ASK GOAD ACTION GAVSTER!!!

By: suzanne takes you down

suzanne takes you down — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:18:00 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30egIKHT-pM

By: neither ironic nor iconic

neither ironic nor iconic — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:14:43 +0000

I’ve been walkin’ these streets so long
Singin’ the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle’s the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There’s been a load of compromisin’
On the road to my horizon
But I’m gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don’t even know
And offers comin’ over the phone

Well, I really don’t mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you’re down when you’re ridin’ the train that’s takin’ the long way
And I dream of the things I’ll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There’ll be a load of compromisin’
On the road to my horizon
But I’m gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin’ cards and letters from people I don’t even know
And offers comin’ over the phone

By: beej

beej — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:37:03 +0000

Again, in addition / exception to the “having kids gives your life meaning” – – -
“you can find reason in your life through art. its not for everyone, but its true”

be van gogh and cut your ear off.

be hemmingway and blow your brains out.

the rule is: just dont check out until you’ve done something worthwhile.

(otherwise u fucking suck)

but you knew that already.

that means: at least 5 novels / 3 albums / 70 paintings etc… and they have to be AWESOME. not just churning them out. so before your five novels you’ve probably written three that sucked already. with 150-odd short stories (which they can later comprise into books posthumously) if its music you need to have done @ least 3 albums, so thats about 50, 60, 70 songs you’d written already that didnt make it onto the albums… basically it means a LOT of work.

you have to EARN that one-way ticket outta here. and dont leave any kids behind.

also: as much as Mr Goads bickering is annoying, seizures and car accidents are not the way to go, probably going to tell me to fuck off but i wish you all the best and a speedy recovery.

By: Perverse Suffering

Perverse Suffering — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:00:30 +0000

bacteria can have kids.

By: Nifty

Nifty — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:21:07 +0000

Turdly face overhead is seriously ruining this site with her pro-anal school-marm’s crush on writing perfect grammar all over duh intra-webs foh-rums. Get a dildo, hoser.