Comments on: ASK BARF: WHEN SHOULD I START HAVING A BABY?

By: mel

mel — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:52:15 +0000

“that’s silly. Babies are for poor people and rich people!”

By: dell

dell — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:48:27 +0000

te4h baby on the left looks like kwato from total recall. “open your mind”…

By: skaht

skaht — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:03:14 +0000

Jodie,

You can also let the chips fall where they may by having unprotected sex and not using the pill. Just lie about the pill part. The dudes will be psyched at the time, not so much later. You’ll end up living with your mom again, but it seems like that’s about your speed. Try to find guys with money (tough these days).

By: Lepke

Lepke — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:44:18 +0000

That’s because having kids makes you poor.

By: skeet

skeet — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:40:50 +0000

why is it only rich people have trouble having kids? does money make your sperm and eggs weak? all the people i know with money have a hard time making it happen. all the poor people i know have too many kids. i have one friend who’s wife gets knocked up if he looks at her funny. do people with money fuck different? are they doing it wrong?

i’m poor, so that means i’m super fertile. for $2000 i’ll be glad to fertilize any rich eggs out there.

By: B. Carbine

B. Carbine — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:46:02 +0000

Please keep refusing to breed, white hipsters.

In a generation, your kind will be extinct.

By: B. Carbine

B. Carbine — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:44:02 +0000

Thanks for saying the same thing 3 times, “World War Drew.” Really helps to drive your unassailable point home that much harder.
Now you can explain why white babies have a far greater life expectancy worldwide, you sorry little suicidal creep. White babies certainly aren’t heart disease magnets or AIDS magnets or Rwandan-bloodshed magnets or shoot your-neighbor-to-death magnets.
It’s a shame those mixed babies don’t live as long, isn’t it?
You’re wrong about cancer, too.

http://seer.cancer.gov/publications/ethnicity/allsites.pdf

“Black men have the highest incidence rate of cancer.”

By: hellahyphy

hellahyphy — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:30:09 +0000

those babies and that mutant older sibling are fuckin atrocious. if that’s jodie’s sister…she should NOT be passing on those genes. her sister already fucked the world over 3 times.
ugh. having babies is stupid…and if you do want one so bad do it yourself, don’t bother with the dude cuz 21st century males make shitty dads. i work at a toy store, i KNOW what i’m talking about.

By: WORLD WAR D.R.E.W.

WORLD WAR D.R.E.W. — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:48:27 +0000

white babies are hideous and grow up to be cancer magnets, its a known fact. Long live mixed babies!

By: B. Carbine

B. Carbine — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:06:26 +0000

Only black people have babies.