Comments on: ASK BARF: HOW DO I BREAK UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND? http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/ STREET CARNAGE Fri, 25 May 2012 16:14:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: meandthenyou http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93202 meandthenyou Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:31:09 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93202 Another way to go about it, would be to blow her an air kiss... It'll confuse her and make her wonder if she's actually involved with a woman... which will then confuse her enough to break it off.... That happen to me once, the air kiss, and to top it off the guy had a German accent... Another way to go about it, would be to blow her an air kiss… It’ll confuse her and make her wonder if she’s actually involved with a woman… which will then confuse her enough to break it off…. That happen to me once, the air kiss, and to top it off the guy had a German accent…

]]> By: cephalod http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93201 cephalod Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:05:12 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93201 @imyar That's exactly what I did! @imyar
That’s exactly what I did!

]]> By: meandthenyou http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93200 meandthenyou Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:58:45 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93200 From my experience a guy'll just say he got another girl preggers.... From my experience a guy’ll just say he got another girl preggers….

]]> By: ew http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93199 ew Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:17:09 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93199 Dont be an asshole just start being really annoying and kinda gross. she'll dump you out of embarassment. also, i can't spell. Dont be an asshole just start being really annoying and kinda gross. she’ll dump you out of embarassment. also, i can’t spell.

]]> By: Sal http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93198 Sal Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:49:15 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93198 Develop a serious World of Warcraft habit and spend all your free time playing it. She will break up with you!!! It works! Trust me! Develop a serious World of Warcraft habit and spend all your free time playing it.

She will break up with you!!!

It works! Trust me!

]]> By: butterballs http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93197 butterballs Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:42:22 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93197 The golden rule is: Embrace the Cliche. Literally say "We have to talk" and insist on talking to her in person. It sounds lame but in a weird way there's no decent way to say it, and god forbid, irony has no place in these kinds of little chats. You might even catch a break and she'll make it easy for you I've had way more success saying the obvious, but then again it took my until my late 20s to date women I actually respected and had anything in common with. Also, check out this wang: N==========D ~ PUH! The golden rule is: Embrace the Cliche.

Literally say “We have to talk” and insist on talking to her in person. It sounds lame but in a weird way there’s no decent way to say it, and god forbid, irony has no place in these kinds of little chats. You might even catch a break and she’ll make it easy for you

I’ve had way more success saying the obvious, but then again it took my until my late 20s to date women I actually respected and had anything in common with.

Also, check out this wang:

N==========D ~ PUH!

]]> By: hwdakj http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93196 hwdakj Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:46:50 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93196 Call her up on the phone. Start a normal conversation. Say "Oh, I have to tell you the funniest story..." Hang up. Change your number. Move. Done. Call her up on the phone. Start a normal conversation. Say “Oh, I have to tell you the funniest story…” Hang up. Change your number. Move. Done.

]]> By: ZIppy http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93195 ZIppy Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:19:07 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93195 Work this concept into your plan. .... naked in front of her mother...... Work this concept into your plan.

…. naked in front of her mother……

]]> By: Satan Davis Jr. http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93194 Satan Davis Jr. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:51:40 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93194 You gotta bum yourself out real bad first, like drink a fifth of Jim and listen to Nick Cave. You gotta bum yourself out real bad first, like drink a fifth of Jim and listen to Nick Cave.

]]> By: poopsmear http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-how-do-i-break-up-with-my-girlfriend/#comment-93193 poopsmear Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:32:36 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=11867#comment-93193 hey, im glad to read this because i am going through the exact same dilemma. i really love and care about my gf, so i dont want to hurt her feelings, but i think the relationship has run its course and i dont view it as a long-term, mairrage type of thing so we must end it. she's totally in love with me though and tells me every day and i've been so scared to crush her. i finally worked up the courage to bring it up a couple of days ago. it was really hard and made both of us really sad, but i know we'll be alright in the future. it doesnt help though that my mom and sister think im making a mistake. there are always those doubts though and thats one of the hardest parts of ending things. anyway, i think lesley gave solid advice. just get some courage and talk about it. it'll suck for a while but you'll both be ok in the long run hey, im glad to read this because i am going through the exact same dilemma. i really love and care about my gf, so i dont want to hurt her feelings, but i think the relationship has run its course and i dont view it as a long-term, mairrage type of thing so we must end it. she’s totally in love with me though and tells me every day and i’ve been so scared to crush her. i finally worked up the courage to bring it up a couple of days ago. it was really hard and made both of us really sad, but i know we’ll be alright in the future. it doesnt help though that my mom and sister think im making a mistake. there are always those doubts though and thats one of the hardest parts of ending things. anyway, i think lesley gave solid advice. just get some courage and talk about it. it’ll suck for a while but you’ll both be ok in the long run

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