In an America where everyone is bending over backwards to not offend people, Artie Lange comes out of the closet as “a well known homophobic” (the noun is homophobe by the way Artie).
UPDATE: Movie taken off YouTube but can be found here.
In an America where everyone is bending over backwards to not offend people, Artie Lange comes out of the closet as “a well known homophobic” (the noun is homophobe by the way Artie). The lack of people with balls in this world is evident when the host totally shuts down after seeing what testicles sound like. He’s never seen or heard of this before so all he can do is sip vodka tonic out of his coffee mug and pray the moment will pass.
HIGHLIGHT: After the host confesses his favorite site is TMZ, Artie asks, “What’s your second favorite, suckingdick.com?”
He was so on that he made Paul Rudd and the other dude nervous. Could tell they felt under pressure to be funny. Norm MacDonald, Artie Lang and Jeff Goldblum might be the best talk show guests ever.
his name is Artie Lange
this is how a man should act.
lang for president
Artie spends 5 hours a day on the air completely unfiltered. These other guys (although funny) can’t compete or relate. They are confined to the will of the FCC. Just goes to show how bland, unfunny, boring and lame all this PC shit is. Its great to have them together for a side by side comparison. Joe Buck sucks(cock.com)…
fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
artie is the shit. dude should have asked him about the lame poems he makes up for his 25 year old girlfriend.
It’s Artie LangE… with an “E”… Lange with an “E”
do any of you guys even listen to the show? God…
Yeah, because it takes alot of guts to be homophobic.
it takes alot of guts to be homophobic.
yeah and he banged like 10 dudes at this picnic the other day, then he made us eat cheeseburgers backwards!! he had some chinese guy film the whole thing, dudes fucked.
McKinney and Henderson were just trying to be ironic. Wake up, it’s PC gone mad I tell you!
he’s alright.
judging from the first 3:43, fuck all these dudes. Nap time
Fuck Lange. The guy tries way too hard. Dead by Saturday.
Artie is always miserable, he just bums me out.
Lange can be funny but it does not take any balls to be homophobic. Go to the middle of Castro and say “I HATE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS! GO GET AIDS!” the worst that’s gonna happen is you might get slapped.
Now go down south and say “I LOVE SUCKING DICK!!!!!!!” in some redneck bar. Now that takes balls.
GOOOOD FOR YOUUU
that video isnt working. i found it here: http://thebiglead.com/?p=14999
Shitcock is right on this one. Kudos.
Gay jokes are for people too lazy to actually be funny. Homophobia and racism are the last resort of unfunny people who desperately need idiots to think they “have balls” so they can get a shock laugh. It’s fine when incorporated into an already funny set, but by itself it’s not clever or original and it’s the easy way out.
I know because you live in New York you have no idea how America really is, but it does not take guts to admit you’re homophobic.
Also, Fat Ass Patrice explains Donkey Punches and Angry Pirates to Fox news viewers.
Link
Or is that old.
Sal that is so old when that was first uploaded to the internet it really was just a series of tubes.
I THOUGHT YOU HIPSTER FAGS WERE PRO GHEY MARRIAGE??
lange will be dead pretty damn soon (the guys addicted to heroin, and admits it) but that doesnt change the fact hes genuinely hilarious – i encourage you to read his autobiography “too fat to fish” – theres lots of filler, but some laugh out loud jokes too
“Now go down south and say “I LOVE SUCKING DICK!!!!!!!” in some redneck bar. Now that takes balls.”
Correction – it takes good dick-sucking skill.
I bet Lange has some edgy new jokes about “eating vegetarians” too!
This is like Christians thinking it’s subversive to like Jesus.
Only downside is that when Lange dies, people will flock to all his shit and proclaim he’s the new Andy Kaufman or something.
He doesn’t even know how to dance with someone who throws an insult or two back, regardless of how softball they are. “Watch it man, I’m from fucking New Jersey” sounds pretty tough coming from a guy taking a paid gig on a cable sports show when he could have been fronting a Kia dealership ad in Rockaway for his cousin. Edgy.
If Fox Sports had any huevos, they’d make Joe Buck and Troy Aikman call games with Artie this fall. Cringe-worthy.
No one’s going to lose any sleep when Artie Lange dies.
the black fag* you found earlier made me laugh a thousand times harder.
maybe it’s not the best from Lange? i don’t know him anyways. but he reminded me of a 15 years old trying to have the class laughing at his shit. and not succeeding, really.
he’s trying too hard to be Mr.Fuckshitdickdirt. I was that kind of guy once… did not work out too well for me… professionnally speaking.
Artie is funny like a fart or a really loud belch is funny, but that’s about it. After the third belch, you’re kind of over it and want it to stop
Artie talks mad shit about David Cross on Adam Carolla’s podcast today…
Artie Lange needs to hurry up and die. He is the anti-funny. If he and Bill Hicks had ever touched, the universe would have exploded. Does anyone find his obese middle-school sad clown trapped in an even more obese shitstain shtick funny?