A-Ron the Downtown Don got aNYthing back. We contacted him in his Manhattan Penthouse to ask him just what the fuck happened with that whole thing.
A-Ron the Downtown Don got aNYthing back. We contacted him in his Manhattan Penthouse to ask him just what the fuck happened with that whole thing.
Street Carnage: Mr Bondaroff. Last time we saw you, you were coming back from court wearing a suit you had procured that morning from, I believe it was Agnes B. Now, you were in court representing yourself and arguing for the rights to aNYthing. Did you really deserve said IP?
What?
Intellectual Property. Was it truly yours? Because the way we heard it: You were the creative guy behind the company but you didn’t put in any money. Then you had the audacity to tell the investor you were leaving him and going with someone else. He then, quite rightly I might add, said you will do no such thing and proceeded to take the company from you to run himself. Unfortunately for everyone but you, he wasn’t very good at the creative side and made terrible shirts with shitty designs that nobody wanted, not even those LES-crazed Japanese tourists. Is that the story?
Yes and no. Cant start a fire without a match though. You in a 80′s comedy band, eh? What happens when a $$ guy runs out of $$? Need more $$$. Basically, what i was trying to pitch happened organically. Creme rises to the top, shit sinks. Top of the food chain and still bottom of the barrel.
Are you high?
Hello?
Hello?
Hell-o-o-o-o-o-o?
(more pics from aNYthing’s “glob“)
inspired!
There was a certain factor of mystique back when I had to “click” for tit
Who… ….. …CARES?????
the downtown don eats da assmeat and da butthole…word to the wise, ladies.
A-ron’s like 30 something…give it up dude
dude, a-ron is so rad, he’s a PERFECT representative of NYC, what does he do again? goes to art shows, listen to tapes, collect t-shirts? that’s so dope. getting play for doing nothing, OH SHIT, he blogs TOO?? god loves a working man.. doesn’t he wear that one hat? fuck that’s impressive. has anyone here seen nomi song? that NYC asswipe going “yeah man, we had these cardboard guitars, and we’d pretend we were playing them,,, y’know, we were the first ones doing that. pretty soon everyone was doing it.. but we were the first.” they were all so blown away by klaus because he actually had a marketable skill, he didn’t just move to new york to go “you know, I make sandwiches on stage, I was the first cat to do that, now everyone makes a sandwich”. NYC is the city version of paris hilton… it’s so hot right now! I’m moving there to get famous for walking around and pointing at shit. SO HOT!!!
I was the first dude jacking off all over newspapers, pay me now NYC, pay me!!!
The girl in in second pic (after “interview”) with yellow sweater is so disgusting. Makes me want to throw up in my mouth, spit it on her, and then kick her in the throat. And she’ll only charge you a 20 for that. Wow, New York really is cool!
HOMO says: “NYC is the city version of paris hilton… it’s so hot right now!”
New York is so NOT hot right now.
10 dollars for a pack of smokes? if you like SAXOPHONES!!!!!!!!!!!!! new york is so c-c-c-cool!
check this out as an example, portland oregon, they have the raddest strip clubs (the acropolis, 3 dollar bacon wrapped steaks, a salad bar, the strongest drinks you’ve ever tried, and full nude hotness 24 hours a day AND IT’s FREE!!!), drugs are almost too easy to score, and your average beer is like 2 bucks at a bar. that city has a million awesome qualities, most cities do, but everyone that lives there (or transplants there) doesn’t sit around in clothes emblazoned with portland logos, saying “portlandportlandportlandportlandportlandportland I’m from portlandportlandportlandportland” they actually have better shit to do. new york is the most gayest city because of it’s inhabitants, and every time I go, all I hear at bars is “new york bablablablabla new york, the city, manhadden, yeah, the lower east side” it’s a fucking city, it’s not a person that hooks you up, it’s not your buddy, it’s an overpriced toilet that people think gives them carte-blanche to yammer on and on and on about “the city, bwookwyn, manhadden” all fucking day and night. BORING. what’s EVEN worse, is moving there from canada and talking incessantly about fucking canada all the time. BACKWARDS SHITTING!
p.s FUCK EVERYONE…. especially me you fucking gay homos!
I once went to max fish to meet some gay asshole friends of mine and there was some dude drinking at the bar wearing a welding mask… you know the dude was thinking the whole time “I’m that guy in the welding mask, I’m the first dude to do this, NYC the big apple, man, everyone can see me” instead of moving to new york, buy a parrot or an iguana, it’s much easier.
yeah man, 2 words. FINGER BANG
I’m all, yeah dude, and fuckin, then these fags walked around and shit, it was so cool. I’m all, dude, boing! twitter my twaddle, suck the knuckles out of my balls, skiiinheAAAAAADDDSSSS!!!!
Photos 1 & 3 after the text. Ugh.
I think I’m going to become a born again virgin to save face.
this is a NY job
http://communityservice.anewyorkthing.com/
what a brilliant human being.
i wish i had some cocaine.
i like him.
people that tag their nicknames are the rockstars of NYC, retawded!
If you think New York is fucking gay, you should try out San Francisco.
san francisco is pretty gay in an awesome way, people buttfuck in the streets, it’s bad ass, new york is gay in a “don’t believe the hype” way. plus, SF people don’t have SF logos all over themselves constantly, and they don’t jabber endlessly on shit like “san francisco, rice-a-roni, the city, the street car THE STREET CAR, THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN OKLAHOMA, I’M IN THE BIG CITY NOW, WAAH BLAH, fuck yourself”, all fucking day and night!!!! however, they are pretty into flip flops and jerry garcia… oh, and cocaine, TONS of cocaine!!! san francisco is pretty fun every time I go, AND I don’t have to hear about “the fookin’ city aaaaaight?” oh, and my real name is ricky powell. so, in conclusion, fuck you, fuck the world, and more importantly, fuck my stupid ass you piece of shit! go die.
o, yeah. i get it.
stun city.
Yeah, Tony Corn, that picture is like from the Village Voice party pictures where all the people look like inbred neanderthals with mental retardation, wearing every zero kitten face article of clothing they can find. If you’re at a party where people look like that, get as much money from them as you can, then leave. I mean put draino in a fold or ziplock or something. It’s New York City, after all.
It makes me sad that A Ron exists. Those pictures are like something they would use in a movie to show that someone is a mysoginist.
Vegan Jules:
Actually, that was a true story. And the pics are from L.N.P. Was at (G)A(Y) Life, so there was a whole store filled with “Zero Kitten face articles of clothing”…
But, I live in NY (born and raised) and it is definitely a cooler place to live then… well… anywhere. Don’t be so miffed that you guys all suck. Get a clue, a bus ticket and pull up a squat.
its the hipster shit that throws me off aboot st. carnage…..
Its the a purple and pink self swallowing cool guy snake, with its tail in its mouth….Hungry, yet confused about s few things……beutiful none the less.
That ain’t me up there. It sounds like something I might have said, but I don’t read the VV and I could never get people at a party to give me money.
A Ron is dope. NYC is lame, but there ain’t nowhere else worth living except London. And that’s where I fuckin live losers.
^^Nice try poser. I stand by what I said before. Why can’t SC please fix this comment name thing?
i like the last picture/collage. very distrubing undertones coupled with excellent scissor work.
I went to NYC once and couldn’t fucking breathe the whole 18 hours I was there, the entire city smelled like fucking raw sewage, I was glad to leave.
bloodyknows, that’s from this guy Dave Sanders’ zine Fuck this life. Good shit. Look it up!
no actually I really don’t mind the comment thing anymore. I’m actually quite used to it.
According to Sports Illustrated, A Ron did ‘roids back in ’03.
Yes… A Ron is (on) dope.
i liked the interview. it was funny.
i also hope i go to nyc one day before it or i die.
I like that blog. I don’t really get the appeal of aNYthing or that other label he started. It all feels like a big corny scam. Streetwear, what a larf.
Nice interview .. so accurate .. the pictures though ( except for the one of weirdo dave and the yellow sweater girl) have something to do with the guys behind this site …
We love street boners, we hate cheesy pics, thats why newly limited access. More fire, More fire.
you internet wanksters. Plus if your city is great keep it on the hush so the cornballs don’t ruin it
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