Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 04.01.09 09:38 am 
What was long suspected by those of us in the know has now been confirmed. AWK is basically the JT Leroy of Oi. His anthemic soccer metal is actually performed by a number of guys most recently a little Timmy who looks like he should be working at Kim’s Video.
What was long suspected suspected by those of us in the know has now been confirmed. AWK is basically the JT Leroy of Oi. His anthemic soccer metal is actually performed by a number of guys most recently a little Timmy who looks like he should be working at Kim’s Video.
All the evidence is clearly laid out here.
Hat tip: Nick Diamonds
OLD
do0d we KNOW…FUCK!!! this was a story like 2 million yrs ago, and yeah i know i just said what that^^ dude said but i thought it was a theme.
it’s an Andy Kaufman, So is pretending he’s not in on it. No pun intended.
i wasreally obsessed with finding out the TRUTH about awk for a while but the more time i spent scouring shitty freehosted websites and forums for evidence the more anxiety i got until i ended up genuinely upset
so fuck you street carnage
that article seemed like total nonsense.
So basically around 2005 he decided that he wasn’t getting laid anywhere near enough and decided to start washing his hair and changing his underwear more than once a fortnight. Good for him.
april fools?
if this is true, it actually answers a lot of questions. as someone who was on the downtown scene as he was coming up, i always wondered how awk came out of nowhere and pretty much exploded overnight.
Don’t fall for this april Fool’s joke. Everyone knows that Andrew WK is Dave Grohl.
SO HOT (post 2005)
ya’ll are retards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ALDxdXE0jU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eandrewwk%2Ecom%2Fvideo%2Ephp%3Fid%3D205%26page%3D2&feature=player_embedded
He gained a bunch of weight on purpose, in muscle mass, and grew facial hair and he looked like a big brawny man. Then he lost the weight and shaved his face, and then he looked younger. No conspiracy. It’s clearly the same guy.
the best thing about this guy is the scary facey-smiles he does. other than that unless you know him personally he doesnt really exist
Actually, I fucking loved the guy’s music up to The Wolf.. I Get Wet + The Wolf were amazing.. Plus it came out on the day that I first went down on a girl, so I saw a vagina real close and then bought a highly anticipated album in the afternoon.. perfect day! Then 2006 rolled over and everything went to shit. The song released on the masters of horror compilation fucking sucked and there was a reason why close calls with brick walls was released in japan.. I still love AWK, but please make another good album. Don’t turn into a band like FEAR.. good live performances, but shitty albums a few years into the career..
I went to high school with Andrew (Community in Ann Arbor.) I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this before since SBTVC never fucking shuts up about him.
Andrew W Gay
Andrew W Yay. I love this!
this website seems to think that if you don’t like AWK you’re missing the joke. but really, that’s not it. nobody is missing it; it just happens to be that its a really shitty joke. fuck this douche.
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“Plus it came out on the day that I first went down on a girl, so I saw a vagina real close and then bought a highly anticipated album in the afternoon.. perfect day!”
that made me wish it was summer and I was 17…BEFORE I WASTED MY LIFE!!!
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