New York mag just came out with their big double summer fun issue.

New York mag just came out with their big double summer fun issue. They had this one article where they asked certain cool-as-a-mo celebs what they would put on a mix tape if they were, let’s say, going on a road trip or having a block party. I loved that idea, but mix tapes for the road or the block parties are so easy. I mean, what kind of mix tape are you supposed to listen to if you get robbed at gun-point? If you’re swinging with another couple for the first time? Or how about when someone has laced the punch bowl with roofie covered acid?

We all need a music montage for every situation, so here’s mine for today:

Mix Tape for Having Just Lost Your Anal Virginity

1. I Sing The Body Electric: Fame soundtrack
2. Wide Open Spaces: Dixie Chicks
3. Pretty in Pink: Psychedelic Furs
4. Comfortably Numb: Scissor Sisters
5. The Boys Are Back In Town: Thin Lizzy

Listen to any of these songs with a cock in your ass. Trust me. It just “works.”

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