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Jonny Makeup
• 08.25.09 12:00 pm


Hello my fave place to release my feelings on the internet! I know I’m a week late on this one, but things can get very busy for Hollywood’s next big thing.

Hello my fave place to release my feelings on the internet! I know I’m a week late on this one, but things can get very busy for Hollywood’s next big thing. I was slavin’ away at big meetings so I can entertain you guys on a larger than life scale. Anyway, I want to talk about how much I LIVE for Amanda Blank and her debut album!! It’s MAJOR! Not only can she rap like a MF, but she also gets emo and vocalizes too! If the track “Leavin’ You Behind” doesn’t get you over an unrequited love, I don’t know what will!!!

Let me give you some back story. Once upon a time (before I was a Household name and I was collectin’ food stamps) in the City of Brotherly Love, two up and coming IT Girls had a lil’ bit of beef over the one thing that makes all girls hate on each other: A STUPID BOY! See Amanda and I were both on our way up–rappin’, doin’ shows and blossoming into the ladies we are today. The moral of the story is this: girls need to stick together and be strong women, like Oprah and Gayle. So all you young girls reading remember, don’t sabotage your Girl Power friendship over a boy! So anyways we were lucky and years later at the Jeremy Scott Coachella Party, Amanda and I were able to bury the hatchet and fast track our friendship back to where it was before we fell out.

We recently spent a week together, lesbian processing, having a non-stop girls club meeting and Amanda brought me back to my Rappin’ Roots. We wrote the next club banger with Spank Rock at DJ SwitcheyPoo’s Studio. The last line I spit in my 16 is “Can’t hate me/I make culture pop/and I eat the Rich/cuz I’m soooo hooooot!!!!!”

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  4. 2012: TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS
  5. MJ’s BOY LOVE: WAS THAT SO WRONG?


Comments
  1. SARS says:

    OH, no.

  2. John Doie says:

    Jonny Love, heart!

  3. a lady says:

    johnny makeup, i love you!

  4. sarah says:

    nice. been overplaying this album like crazy lately

  5. Stephanie says:

    I LOVE this new album. I’ve been subjecting everyone around me to it for hours upon hours.

  6. Dov Charney says:

    This guy is the new Rip Taylor

  7. Arv says:

    Amazing Amanda Blank vs Boys Noize mash: http://hypem.com/#/search/Might%20like%20Jeffer/1/

  8. Clapback. says:

    I love her and hate him. And this post.

  9. Dork says:

    It’s always fun to hear from Jonny about his zany antics.

  10. William S. Burroughs says:

    did you seriously say “spit 16″?

  11. Just a Friend says:

    i love jonny more then ALL of you wanna be’s!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. skull front says:

    why do other girls even try. from her myspace “Blank has made a record that is light years ahead of what anyone could’ve expected based on her guest appearances thus far…

    i have no words for the video.

    i stand before…

    skull

  13. uhh.. says:

    fuck amanda blank, it’s all about jerri blank

  14. Bob Dylan's Left Nut says:

    Wow. Your like so totally connected.

  15. sucka free says:

    wack assed wanna be sucka emcee’s–dis sht suckz

  16. Mike says:

    You spit 16, swallow 23. OW! I’m ovah heah now!

  17. BRAIN AIDS says:

    i’m with uhh..

  18. SARS says:

    ^with BRAIN AIDS

  19. uhh.. says:

    worst eye lashes

  20. [...] Blank is a rapstress from Philadelphia with whom you may already be familiar. She raps with the mouth of a pirate hooker and she’s a class act in person. Amanda is hot, but [...]


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