Alicia Keys has a new movie about her favorite country called, Alicia in Africa. Did you know Africa is a country? We neither. That’s because it’s very possible that this pimply-faced, testosterone-heavy songstress may be one of the stupidest people in show business.
Alicia Keys has a new movie about her favorite country called, Alicia in Africa. Did you know Africa is a country? We neither. That’s because it’s very possible that this pimply-faced, testosterone-heavy songstress may be one of the stupidest people in show business.
Check out this bowling pin she autographed at Bowlmor Lanes here in New York City. The upper case / lower case thing is a common problem with people who went to pubic schools here but Alicia brings this to “a-whole-nother level.”
Even Tho
Im IN need of Lessons!
I still had fun!
Even without including the random capitals this one sentence has a good three or four major errors. And what’s that word she stuck at the end, Jueys? What are Jueys?
She pretends to be from the projects of the L.E.S. but we hear she grew up on the Upper East Side. Is this brutal IQ part of her pretending to be poor? Not sure the kids on Avenue D would appreciate that kind of shout-out. Here’s some more reasons she is not on the cover of Mensa Magazine.
1- She has a tattoo on her back that says, “Think 4 Urself.”
2- I was watching some show she said to the reporter, “You cool, I’m-a call you Smashing Pumpkin.’”
3- “I would rather have anything than be a liar.”
4- “I’m like wine. I just get sweeter.”
5- “With my band, we’re out for a long time, playing these songs and playing these songs and playing these songs!”
And the winner is…
On her new record: “We went way back to all the old school reggae influences like The Police.”
doesnt everyone at vice pretend to be poor and or ‘working class”?
It says <3 always idiots… And where does it say that she believes that Africa is a country? She’s in a specific continent, probably traveling around thus making any reference to a specific country on that poster dumb… although not as dumb as whoever posted it.
yoUr sO raCisss to poInt oUt gramma and sPilliNg eRorrs shE do Her bEst shE AnD she iNspiRes Lots of YounG peepel to Be all dey Can B. u R meeN.
It’s only fair and ethical to point out when white people act stupidly.
Love always? Another lie! She actually keeps on falling in and out of love with that cheesebag bowling alley.
Given the ample evidence of their historical oppression, it is scientifically impossible for black people to be stupid.
Dumb fucking bitch.
I bet she has a Harry Weiss
She’s no Stevie Wonder, that’s for fucken sure. Wait a sec! Neither is Stevie Wonder!
don’t forget about her black power comments and her ak-47 necklace cause she hopes for peace.
its a shame that mean spirited shit like this, is so successful in making me laugh.
What an eye-opener. No one ever could have predicted this. I also heard that Britney Spears is stupid too.
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fish meet barrel
Big booty hoes hop wit it!
I still think it says Jueys.
She can write all the dumb she wants; I’d still fuck her.
i heard she also thinks the government was involved in the biggie vs tupac beef.
I don’t care what the hell she writes, or how she spells it. I would uppercut 28 babies into oblivion, if I could hit that.
hahahahahaha
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God is she dumb. You really weren’t weren’t fuckin’ around when you said that, now were you?
Alicia Keys has the beauty and voice to match i hope she will be around for a lifetime she ROCKS!