Posted by
Gavin
• 10.29.09 09:00 am


We’ve all been talking about this for a while now and there can be no doubt, conditions here are unsafe. Agreed? AGREED! All right, everyone who wants to report conditions say “I.” I, I, I, I, I, I,

We’ve all been talking about this for a while now and there can be no doubt, conditions here are unsafe. Agreed?

AGREED!

All right, everyone who wants to report unsafe conditions say “I.”

I, I, I, I, I, I, I… I.

That’s all eight of us. How are we going to do this? We could call them up and each person could have a word each. “We,” “would,” “like,” “to,” “report,” etc. but that’s a lot of phone-passing.

What about this? What if we write out our complaint out and then recite it in a chant together? Like when they go, “Let’s go Red Sox, let’s go” or whatever but instead of sports, we’ll all be saying our complaint?

OK, I’m calling. You guys ready? Can everyone read the complaint?

-GAVIN MCINNES

  1. FOUND: UNSAFE SEX SONG
  2. THE PUNK IS COMING! THE PUNK IS COMING!
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Comments
  1. Cunty McStevens says:

    logic fail causes it to be unfunny.

    To anonymously report conditions, you could call 311 using *67 or from a payphone. Is the premise here that they would use voice recognition? Why should we accept that with no explanation?

    It’s ok, it’s good to see the turkeys as well as the good ones you do.

  2. Anonymous says:

    read the fucking words out loud if you don’t get it cunty

  3. Anonymous says:

    the best is that it’s the right thing in Spanish

  4. Maxipad says:

    Dont mess with my head like this

  5. Gooch says:

    Terrible

  6. just a cunt hair away says:

    funny ha ha.
    @Cunty- you’re dumb.

  7. Goor says:

    Gavin loves this sort of stuff.

  8. Anonymous Too says:

    The amazing thing about this sign is not that one person made a mistake but that presumably dozens of people saw it being produced and said “yep. looks good to me.”

  9. Mike E says:

    to unanimously report two goons in hard hats downing Bud tallboys and smoking a blunt at 7:30am before entering this worksite call 311

  10. Penis Face Killah says:

    B.E.S.T. SQUAD HITTIN YUO W THE NEW JOINT RITE NAOWWWWWW SOMALI REFUGEE RAP SUPERSTARRSSSS YEUH YEUH B.E.S.T. SQUAAAAWWWD!!!!!!!!

  11. Gavin Maciness says:

    I give this my personal thumbs-up.

  12. dan dizzle dan says:

    Is this, like, meta-funny? Like you are the butt of your own joke for making fun of a spelling error so hard that it overshadows the original premise?


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