Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 04.16.09 12:14 pm


Can you fucking BELIEVE Akon’s fantasy girl is a Go-Go Dancer? I could see him with someone like Adrian from the Rocky movies or maybe Sarah Vowell but

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Can you fucking BELIEVE Akon’s fantasy girl is a Go-Go Dancer? I could see him with someone like Adrian from the Rocky movies or maybe Sarah Vowell but an R&B singer being attracted to a woman in the sex industry? My mind hasn’t been this blown since the ladies over at Crime Mob said “Who ever thought that these girls would get crunk?”

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Comments
  1. stank says:

    no capeesh

  2. Ruby says:

    Hahaha I haven’t heard this song in a minute.

    Akon is fucking disgusting, btw.

  3. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    Someone bailout Akon; he’s out of cocoa butter.

  4. W4LNUT says:

    dancers talk about themselves too much

  5. Harry Seaword says:

    Who gives a flying fuck.

  6. Goofus says:

    What’s the point of this post? Rappers and R and B singers have been making songs about strippers for decades.

  7. Red says:

    The point, Goofus, is there’s a Top 10 hit that millions of people love with a chorus that says, “Can you believe my dreamgirl is a go go dancer?” Of course we can fucking believe it. That’s like a country song that says, “can you believe my dreamgirl is a cowgirl?”

  8. Anon says:

    who is paying this mans mortgage?

  9. Bob Dylan's Left Nut says:

    forgive me but for some reason i love crime mob

  10. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    what’s the point if you don’t show her face?

  11. Street Boring says:

    this site is d to the ed.

  12. Liz says:

    WE ROCKIN STILETTOS HO

  13. whiners suck says:

    ^what he said

  14. Beef says:

    @ Goofus:

    Your comment makes your name hilarious.

  15. T-Bone says:

    I know a guy in Atlanta who says he’s done construction work for both Akon and T-Pain.

    I can’t remember whether it was Akon or T-Pain, but this fellow told me that one of them took him aside and explicitly instructed him to keep all “niggers” off the work crew.

    You heard me. He says either Akon or T-Pain asked him—a white guy—to make sure the construction crew was entirely niggerless.

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  17. Anonymous says:

    akon no te kreia capas de tanto

  18. Tupac says:

    Hey whats up Akon… thug luv brother….. go nigga.

  19. tupac says:

    Go bitch… shake you booty… feel the flesh of Akon… Hey Brother… keep it up and don’t forget Allah…

  20. Anonymous says:

    fuck all of these hiter who hit akon is anafrican singer he is really good singer

  21. the truth says:

    you guys are all fags all a bunch of haters who have accomplished nothing the only satisfaction in life u have is hating on succesful people get a fucking life u faggots

  22. judith guimont says:

    add it upp judith_gee@hotmail.com

  23. mudykate says:

    do u know what u’r fevourite artist did that time at the stage?
    now dougt it this is what u’r stupidity akon did to that lady

  24. mudykate says:

    i dislike it coz i used to luv akon so much

  25. tom says:

    u can fuck the g?rl but u must wssh?ng after th sex dony forget ?t because god ?s everyt?me seem u when u do?ng someth?ng

  26. charity says:

    hay akon,… you rock and that girl is lucky as and i wish i was her…mmmm…

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  31. Anonymous says:

    AKON BWANA TWANGA VITU?

  32. ?ancia says:

    i tak bardzo ale to bardzo go lubie;*!!!

  33. blobi says:

    wat ze hell arr aul yu idiuts duin’ ohn me blog ! yu pieces of sh*t

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  35. rafael bundu says:

    Hey akon u de man nigger? Fuck the bitch

  36. janae says:

    akon is so hot that girl is so lucky

  37. alexis says:

    he is so fucking hot i would love to fuck him

  38. danielliz says:

    slt

  39. Henry says:

    I can’t belive dis fucl u Akon.

  40. why that could be me!!!!

  41. Meklit says:

    HI..am am aprecite u again and again ur great… ur clever ur smart!!!

  42. DJ Shan's says:

    Hey Dude Your r Da FuckingFabluos
    Dj Shan

  43. shruti sharmA says:

    man dis gal is out standing…. look at her.. awesome figure… Akon is lucky.. fuck her out dude

  44. mateica... says:

    leave the man alone…he made a mistake…man,just because he is famous,doesen’t mean that he can’t make mistakes… -.-
    I still love that man…


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