I judged the Brooklyn Regional Championships last night and every contestant sucked. It made me think maybe capitalism is right and the rent is cheaper in Brooklyn because it’s simply less good than Manhattan.
I judged the Brooklyn Regional Championships last night and every contestant sucked. It made me think maybe capitalism is right and the rent is cheaper in Brooklyn because it’s simply less good than Manhattan. Where the one in Bowery Ballroom had dudes jumping off 15 foot Marshall stacks on to curtains, the Brooklyn version had a guy leap off a 3 foot amp on to the stage (not kidding). Williamsburg produced 2 of the past 4 world champions. (All of the champions are Asian BTW – no idea why).
Shreddy killed it of course and showcased his patented move of switching the fret hand so we were going to give it to him by default BUT, at the last second, Bettie B Goode (pictured above) threw her boots off, ran backstage, up the stairs, through the crowd, and on to the lighting rig where she did her solo 50 feet in the air. This amazing feat cost her a toe which I got some great pictures of just for you. Prepare to barf…
Hot Lixx Hulahan had to accept the award on her behalf because she was in an ambulance.
Thanks for ruining my lunch.
Why are all champions of everything Asian? All the DMC turntable champions were Phillipino. Hasn’t Air Guitar gone
Sonic Rock- Chinese
C Diddy – Korean
Then the same Japanese guy 2 years in a row?
oh my!
Masturbating Booger was the best. Hands down.
Also, competitive eating is dominated by squinters too. ‘cept fer that Chestnuts guy.
THEN THERE IS THAT NIP THAT EATS ALL THE HOT DOGS….
…its cause yellow skinned squinters are the next step in the evolutionary process.
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