Posted by
Gavin
• 10.09.09 12:00 pm


OK, so let me get this straight: Your brother was up all night on Adderall so when he woke up at 3:30 in the afternoon, he was real ornery. He saw you stealing his “sandals” (flip-flops).


OK, so let me get this straight: Your brother was up all night on Adderall so when he woke up at 3:30 in the afternoon, he was real ornery. He saw you stealing his “sandals” (flip-flops) and tackled you, but they’re actually YOUR Flip-flops so it was on! Your dad couldn’t deal with the fighting so he called the cops and now you’re brother’s going to jail. He’s also crying and saying something about his stomach (can someone help me with that? It’s at 1:20).

Hey dummy, don’t you watch TV? Talking to the cops can only do you harm. Just keep your mouth shut, shrug your shoulders and deny, deny, deny.

-GAVIN MCINNES

  1. WRITING ABOUT ADDERALL – ON ADDERALL
  2. CAFECONLESLEY: STILL FUNNY
  3. OLD PEOPLE KNOW FASHION
  4. GOOD NEWS: FLIP FLOPS ARE BAD FOR YOU
  5. SOAP COPS


Comments
  1. King Kong says:

    HO HO HO!!

  2. biff says:

    i gotta go take a crunk

  3. harry says:

    MAD GOOD!

  4. JuCIFER says:

    The brother is not going to jail, skinny boy is.
    All he wanted was his focken flip-flops, now he’s going to central booking.

    Flawriduhhhhhh….

  5. JuCIFER says:

    Oh not wait, that IS the brother…

    Man Grunge kids from 1991 all look the same.

  6. Treetop says:

    Isn’t it the first one that gets arrested? Doesn’t make sense, but he’s the one wearing a belt.

    Florida is so nasty.

  7. felicia says:

    cute brothers

    and I do not understand whats being said at 1:20 either

  8. homeless. says:

    i will never go to florida

  9. deaddoggycuntbreath says:

    cop- You’re under arrest.

    kid- Can I put on a shirt?

    brother- They are all my shirts. You have no shirts! Go to jail and get different haircut than me! ARGGH

  10. stinky says:

    “Your”

  11. flickin'beans says:

    grand theft mandal is such a serious broffense that homie must be all hopped up on amphetamine salts to even attempt.

  12. Rick Deckard says:

    My first “impression” is to tackle. Always.

  13. Bardamu says:

    KILL THE SNITCH

  14. Sophie baboin says:

    i FUCKIN HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL THE COPS WHEN THERES A “SITUATION”

  15. Gayness_in_Uranus says:

    Doesn’t it seem like recreational adderall usage is limited to lowly suburban white kids? Seriously, you don’t see coloureds fucking with that shit.

  16. Druggo says:

    Yeah, I’m always crackin’ on sluburban white kids stealing menopause pills form their mom.

    grand theft mandal – HA!

  17. Kid Douche says:

    I recommend Cops Porn – The Very Best of the TV Show COPS

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kndm4wX3g0

  18. Cheezebottoms says:

    You don’t call the cops when it’s a fucking fight between 2 men. That’s some faggy new modern man bullshit.

  19. Jules says:

    Cops only get “points” if they make an arrest or citation out of a response. An arrest is even better. All arrests are permanently on your record regardless of conviction.

    “Arrest Proof Yourself” by Dale Carson

    You can get it at Bitttorrent.

  20. real ew says:

    They’re bodies r so smooth.

  21. real ew says:

    * their. Y the fuck can’t i master this shit???


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