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Gavin
• 09.29.09 11:05 pm


Last night Derrick and I were going through some old family photos. I know, I know, how can you two be brothers; One of you is gorgeous and the other is disgusting. etc. etc. I am sick

Last night Derrick and I were going through some old family photos. I know, I know, how can you two be brothers; One of you is gorgeous and the other is disgusting etc. etc. I am sick of explaining this so I’ll let the cynics be damned and figure out how evidence like this must be fake on their own. I don’t got time for it.

Anyway, Derrick always claimed our grandparents were madly in love but going through these pictures made me have second thoughts. Sometimes I feel like our grandfather regretted marrying our grandmother and he ran off to join the army just to get away from her. I mean, thank God he impregnated her before he died. We wouldn’t be here if he didn’t but I don’t know, it feels weird to be the product of something that was basically a kind of a rape.

-GAVIN MCINNES

  1. A CEREBRAL BALLZY REVELATION
  2. IT’S GAVIN’S BIRTHDAY! WHAT DOES THE FAMILY THINK?
  3. THREE GREAT TOE FILMS FOR THE FAMILY
  4. THE STROKES FAMILY GETS ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM THE TAPE RECORDER.
  5. DERRICK GINO


Comments
  1. a4awesome says:

    “a kind of rape” – HAHAHA

    oh jea… First.

  2. Sneaky Christopher says:

    Yeah yeah, funny, but again with the self-referential shit.

    There’s a big world out there guys.

  3. chirsnwman says:

    this gavin guy is getting more and more fucked

    he aint been that way

    he dont know where he came from but he know where he goin

  4. Sneaky Christopher says:

    Street Carnage needs a suit who controls the money to keep everyone on point, like that guy from Metalocalypse.

  5. musky chinchilla says:

    rick james: cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    streetcarnage: weed is a hell of a drug……in new york.

  6. Radtooth says:

    I’d buy that skank a drink. Shes got those “TAKE ME!!” eyes.

  7. poopsmear says:

    can we get some middle class dissent up in this muthafucka?!?!?! i mean please!

  8. J(son) says:

    Gosh I’m up early. I hope the next installment of Arvind’s wonderful trip to Montreal City will be posted today.

  9. grumpy old man says:

    lol @ radtooth

  10. rosebush says:

    xox ! more gavin + beckles family history stories svp ! xox

  11. Arv says:

    @J(son): It ain’t happenin’.

  12. I gotta shit real bad says:

    Looks like the inside cover of a DBX CD.

  13. Wack-boy says:

    I don’t understand?


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