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TV Carnage
• 09.06.09 05:48 pm


I was asked to visit Iceland to be the judge of a Scandinavian model search.

I was asked to visit Iceland to be the judge of a Scandinavian model search. When I reported on this secret new machine for thirteen year-old’s the government had developed I was expelled from the country. I was the victim of journalism and caring. Boycott Iceland and this machine!


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Comments
  1. Just Ben says:

    More video from Iceland, please.

  2. Anonymous says:

    This is hilarious

  3. BAPS says:

    What? Was the part with the joke accidentally clipped off?

  4. polly says:

    hahaha this is so tight

  5. Peeny Paps says:

    Ha ha…meh

  6. Frenchy says:

    Beckles should host his own variety show.

  7. Norm says:

    DUDE. Is it 5.30 over there yet? It better not be….

  8. kat says:

    yo that one he kissed at the end looks mad dude-ish…

  9. EAR2EAR says:

    literally don’t get it. neither do you. if you do, prove it and explain it to me.

  10. golfgarden says:

    yeah i am not 13years old. but i dont get it that fantasy

  11. kids city says:

    O.K., it’s a room full of beautiful Icelandic women, which a 13 year-old boy would fantasize about. What’s to get??? Idiots

  12. @aka kids city says:

    because i was not 13years .

  13. golfgarden says:

    now i wanna change person for the journalist.

  14. golfgarden says:

    Beckles is just ripping it up over there in Iceland! THAT’S how to pull some chicks.

  15. d-bo says:

    That person he kissed on the end was a man, and I’m not just saying that it really is a dude. I’m just curious if he knew that as he was running down the line.

  16. obvs says:

    @ d-bo

    yes

  17. Jewish Penis says:

    I think most 13 year olds would have preferred teh machine make them naked and wet and moaning but okeeeeee

  18. Charizard says:

    The “Oh what the hell” muttered before he kissed the dude on the cheek would imply that he did indeed know he was a dude.

    Serially, people……

  19. nick says:

    he kissed the homo! he kissed the homo!!! AAAAAAHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    AAAAAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  20. golfgarden says:

    actually i am not homo,but i know i could perform such like this journalist.
    bakayarooo!!!

  21. homeless. says:

    hey im only getting about 3-4 seconds of this clip.

  22. homeless. says:

    nevermind. works now.


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