Comments on: 20 MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/ STREET CARNAGE Fri, 25 May 2012 14:10:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: MJfan4life http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78576 MJfan4life Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:42:32 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78576 You kind of people disgust me this man has passed and continue to disrespect him your karma is DEFINITELY going to catch up with you R.I.P Michael Love you forever! You kind of people disgust me this man has passed and continue to disrespect him your karma is DEFINITELY going to catch up with you R.I.P Michael Love you forever!

]]> By: ZLUR http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78575 ZLUR Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:49:18 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78575 Heres a fuckin MJ joke, "MJ is about 90% plastic so his family are gonna have him melted down into lego blocks, this way kids get to play with him and not the other way round". I think i fucked the timing up. Sha-mone motherfuckers! Heres a fuckin MJ joke, “MJ is about 90% plastic so his family are gonna have him melted down into lego blocks, this way kids get to play with him and not the other way round”.

I think i fucked the timing up.

Sha-mone motherfuckers!

]]> By: vegan jules http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78574 vegan jules Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:49:22 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78574 In real life I give my veganism a rest. I don't talk about it with new friends. I don't talk about it with girls, at least as much as I can. I think it can save the world and make the world cool, without all the things that suck about it (i.e. you have to work all the time, and you can't sit out on a stoop anymore with a tambourine and a guitar, and practice your street dance moves.) So yeah. That's why I'm full throttle on here. It's my outlet. You french fag. P.S. You're not the real Hot Carl are you? In real life I give my veganism a rest. I don’t talk about it with new friends. I don’t talk about it with girls, at least as much as I can. I think it can save the world and make the world cool, without all the things that suck about it (i.e. you have to work all the time, and you can’t sit out on a stoop anymore with a tambourine and a guitar, and practice your street dance moves.) So yeah. That’s why I’m full throttle on here. It’s my outlet. You french fag.

P.S. You’re not the real Hot Carl are you?

]]> By: Hot Carl http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78573 Hot Carl Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:14:06 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78573 Knock knock Who's there? Michael Jackson Michael Jackson who? Exactly, kid. Now here's your ten million. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson who?
Exactly, kid. Now here’s your ten million.

]]> By: Liquid Sky Saxon http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78572 Liquid Sky Saxon Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:08:13 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78572 More like king of skin-poppin that killer D amirite? More like king of skin-poppin that killer D amirite?

]]> By: Atkins diet jules http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78571 Atkins diet jules Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:03:04 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78571 French, do you remember the "Hardline" movement? It combined militant straightedge with militant veganism. There was actually a band called Vegan Reich. It only got weirder as these misguided clowns got into being muslims too. Vegan Jules is like normal compared to that. I could produce a Vegan Jules in my imagination. Vegan Muslim Nazis, on the other hand, the cognitive dissonance is killing me. Now I want to see Bubbles rip someone's face off at the funeral, and devour it live on television. French, do you remember the “Hardline” movement? It combined militant straightedge with militant veganism. There was actually a band called Vegan Reich. It only got weirder as these misguided clowns got into being muslims too. Vegan Jules is like normal compared to that. I could produce a Vegan Jules in my imagination. Vegan Muslim Nazis, on the other hand, the cognitive dissonance is killing me. Now I want to see Bubbles rip someone’s face off at the funeral, and devour it live on television.

]]> By: boo yar http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78570 boo yar Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:26:28 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78570 Michael Jackson wanted his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch, so kids could still twiddle his nob. Michael Jackson wanted his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch, so kids could still twiddle his nob.

]]> By: french guy http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78569 french guy Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:01:15 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78569 frankly jules, i know being french is homo as shit, but 'vegan' really? do you not see how lame it sounds? please, you have to get it man. all the vegans i met had dread locks and the political knowledge/views of a very young girl. why do you have to publicize it, does it make you any special or interesting? i don't understand. really. frankly jules, i know being french is homo as shit, but ‘vegan’ really? do you not see how lame it sounds? please, you have to get it man.

all the vegans i met had dread locks and the political knowledge/views of a very young girl. why do you have to publicize it, does it make you any special or interesting? i don’t understand. really.

]]> By: vegan jules http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78568 vegan jules Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:39:56 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78568 best sbtvc of the month. We don't break stride for a second with our jaded, malicious humor! not for a second. best sbtvc of the month. We don’t break stride for a second with our jaded, malicious humor! not for a second.

]]> By: Michael Jackson Death Jokes http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-dozen-michael-jackson-jokes/#comment-78567 Michael Jackson Death Jokes Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:13:33 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9139#comment-78567 Lots more Michael Jackson death jokes <a href="http://michaeljacksondeathjokes.blogspot.com/2009/06/please-add-your-own-in-comments.html" rel="nofollow">here!</a> Lots more Michael Jackson death jokes here!

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