Christ, this is depressing: This poor 17-year-old Mexican chick, who did NOTHING wrong except be brought to this country by her illegal alien parents, is crying her fuckin’ eyes out.
Christ, this is depressing: This poor 17-year-old Mexican chick, who did NOTHING wrong except be brought to this country by her illegal alien parents, is crying her fuckin’ eyes out.
Here are the facts:
-She has a 4.09 GPA.
-She’s in “AP” everything.
-She’s in the Army’s Jr. ROTC.
-She’s in the National Honor Society.
-She grew up around dead bodies and gunfights and shit.
-She just got accepted at UC Berkeley, but she can’t afford it and can’t apply for government loans because she’s illegal.
Fuck: I want her to be able to go to college, because she’s so smart and passionate and earnest. Guys, wouldn’t we LOVE to have her as an American? She’s so much better than all the redneck fucks tha–OOPS, thinking with my heart and my fuckin’ emotions again, just like a girl.
I was WRONG about this crying Mexican — and so are you. The fact is, she MUSTN’T be allowed to attend UC Berkeley. We have a national obligation to crush her dreams, and here’s why:
1. You can’t incentivize illegal behavior. If we tell the world that hey, if ya get here illegally, we’ll hook your childrens UP. That’s even more of an incentive than hooking the illegals themselves up!
You care MORE about your kids than you care about yourself. Trust me on that one, as if I was Marty McFly showing you a Van Halen solo at the ’56 prom.
Put it this way: It’s like letting a suicide bomber’s family LIVE. You see those puppy dog eyes and you don’t wanna blow their brains out — but ya hafta.
If you give in and let THEM live, how the fuck you s’pect otha muthafuckas to quit bombing cafes?
DETERRENCE, not TRANSFERENCE. (Y’all conservative n’gas can have that for free.)
2. There are other, legal immigrants who have spent time and money doing it right, and they still can’t get loans.
Feel bad for them! Feel bad for the A-rabs who can’t get legal at all, merely because they share a religion with a boxcutter.
3. Her parents have paid no taxes and she’s already gotten $100k worth of tax-funded schooling. Now you want her to get another $100k in government loans from taxes her family never paid? Get the fuck outta here.
4. There are plenty of smart US citizens that can’t afford college and have to go to Iraq to get to class. Why should she get special treatment?
5. Finally, there’s no such thing as a 4.09 GPA! What the fuck does that even mean? I heard she also made 10 tacos and 11 of them were pork.
(That kind of slip-up is a probable sign that she’s faking it all, just Iike this guy.)
Listen, she got dealt a shitty hand, and I feel awful for her. MAYBE I’d be amenable to a status cleansing ritual for kids in her exact situation. Honor students achieving a 4.0 (or higher) GPA whose parents came here illegally — fine: They can spend a couple of years in the military and earn the right to become citizens and get loans like the rest of our poor.
Anyway, back to my iPad and luxurious Park Slope condominium. Sure glad I was born out of a passive-aggressive yet nonetheless ideally geographically located vagina; now I can kick back and judge the fates of those less fortunate.
so not cool
Although I do agree with the statement about her “tax free” public education, but she worked really hard. It is very possible to get above a 4.0 in terms of UCs. She worked her ass off at her shitty public school to learn a foreign language and then get great grades in it probably upstaging a lot of her “white” classmates (if there were any). She deserves to go to college for free or at least heavily discounted, as citizens of the United States should too. But, we don’t live in a country that values education, but business. I think this girl is just victim to circumstance and deserves a scholarship or work study or somethin’. Maybe I didn’t get the joke?
its a myth that “illegal immigrants” don’t pay taxes. Many of them get fake social security cards that are entered into the system. Then they pay taxes but see no return. do your fucking homework. An A+ is higher than a 4.0, asshole.
A+ isn’t a real grade… do your homework
shut the efff up
http://socialistworker.org/2010/05/12/countering-anti-immigrant-lies
So if she’s such a genius, go back to May-hee-co and attend college there. Mexico can probably use some bright young people in moving their rat turd country forward. If you are illegal, you are breaking the law whether you come here to attend Stanford or sit around sucking dongs all day.
there is such a thing as a 4.09 and higher. with ap, ib or other honors classes your gpa goes above 4.0. everyone should do their homework, especially the author of this blogpost
C’mon Benny, lay off her, she never got bar mitzvah money from uncle Morty.
It truly is unfortunate that life isn’t fair. Sometimes it’s hard to wrap your head around that. Sucks for her, though I’m sure a person of her alleged talent and character will find a way.
She’s crying because Adam Wheeler got busted and ruined the scam for everybody.
Shouldn’t have gone boo-hooing to The Media though, now she gonna get deported by the Kenyan socialist Muslims.
Scam? Hell yeah it’s a scam! I know the scam. I checked the box that said Black/African American and went to University of California and graduate school for free.
You betcha! I’d be crying too. Fucking Adam Wheeler.
what, did you write this post after stealing the content from the article’s comments?
her name is jennifer lopez.
she likes tacos and burritos.
What I don’t get is why do blacks think that Mexicans are their friends? That’s the funniest shit ever. I think that the only reason some blacks like Mexicans is the same reason that some whites like blacks…they’ve never met any.
Why is everyone so up in arms about having to pay for people to get an education and to be taken care of medically in this country when they have no problem with us spending half our money to blow people up in other countries?
I think you show your stance well with the beginning and ending of the article, while still addressing points we should all think about.
And can you stop with the “boxcutter” stuff, stop acting like an infant. What are you a five-year old doing the pledge of allegiance?
how did those canadian mofo’s that run this shit get legal?
@ jorogotti
“Is is a myth that illegals don’t pay tax”
ah hah hahahah ha ha ha ha ha ha. 12m illegals in this country and what % of them do you think pay tax? Would YOU pay tax if you didn’t have to? You are fucking hilarious.
Seriously you people make me sick. “She deserves an education” FUCK YOU. I was born in NJ and I got student loans and worked my whole life. Give this bitch some fuckin california sunshine on my dime. Bullshit, let her work for it like I did. And fuck you you self entitled prima donnas.
“Castro joined the Army Junior ROTC in 2007″
I just lost ALL sympathy for this little fascist. agree, send her back.
“Put it this way: It’s like letting a suicide bomber’s family LIVE”
um, we aren’t israelis. you should really edit this so people won’t be weirded out by your Apartheid logic/ insanity
I hope to catch up with you someday so I can fuck you up and take all your shit. Bitch.
I love that the survey saying they pay tax was conducted by La Raza.
Call the fucking wahmbulance! There are perfectly fine colleges all over the world. If she got accepted to UC Berkley then she would most likely get accepted to the University of Mexico City. Berkley isn’t the only poly sci college in the universe. Diversify your applications and don’t put all of your eggs in one basket. You cant always get what you want.
^ spoken like someone who has always got what they wanted.
her parents broke the law. sowwy toots. illegal means illegal
any reason why she can’t just make booty porn, like every other self respecting mexi-girl her age?
Thank you anonymous. As usual, the liberal human rights activists are the first ones to strt threatening violence against someone they disagree with.
I disagree. We should pay for everyone in the world’s eduacation. Also, medical care. What else can we throw in? It’s not like we have a deficit. I’m sure China wouldn’t mind floating us a few billion dollars more. We’re good for it.
Did her parents give her any clues that MAYBE just MAYBE she needed all that “legal stuff” to have ANY chance in getting Federal loans before working her ass off in high school?
The only people to get angry at are her parents for giving her false hopes. ANYBODY who has immigrated here knows that shit.
Move that fuckin hand so I can see if you’re hot.
Someone needs to photoshop that thing onto a subway pole.
benjiiiii. i love you but disagreeeee. also AP classes count towards a weighted grade, like a 5.0. i had a 4.3 in high school.
didnt they make a movie like this or something in the 80s
Education should be free anyways.
@ TY,
I checked the African American box too – over and over, as a joke. and in 10 years, do you have any idea how many times i was asked to verify my race? do you know how much shit i have been given?
I nearly feel terrible for guys like our texas tax pilot, spending his whole life struggling to get a little piece within the boundaries of the system while i got mucho free tacos and poon from jacking off the paperwork in just the right place, at just the right time.
are the race police going to come for me someday? and what? repossess my worthless MFA?
see you on reparations day, amigo.
@jorogotti
Oh, Dios mío. ¿Hablas en serio?
An illegal hands their share over to the Fed/State about as often as you hand over your share of the “volunteer tax” on your Amazon account.
@Red Meat
Tiene razón, señor.
we need to boot the illegals out, not because they’re stealing our jobs or not paying taxes or whatever, but because they(mexicans) need to spend their time and hard work fixing up their own shithole of a country. mexico, you fucking suck. get it together
she’s only 17?, I’ll adopt her
@ Federal Come:
I never had to verify shit. Just got freebies like I was on Let’s Make A Deal. I do know how much shit you got because I got it too.
It’s the best scam in town until Gladys Castro made it “news” in the San Bernadino Sun. Really, Ben? Why you reading the San Bernadino Sun? I know San Bernadino, it’s the pits, ese.
“got mucho free tacos and poon from jacking off the paperwork in just the right place, at just the right time.” Amen!
“Why is everyone so up in arms about having to pay for people to get an education and to be taken care of medically in this country when they have no problem with us spending half our money to blow people up in other countries?”
Has it occurred to you that many people are against both war AND illegal immigration? NAWWW, couldn’t be. You thick partisan twat.
it’s called city college. save yourself $60000 and transfer to a big school. duh. or how about we give her loans she won’t be able to pay back just like the rest of us. at least they’re charging her out of state tuition. anyone remember this shit? http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/01/05/20090105immig-tuition0105-ON.html
hit up the california latino mafia and get yourself a grant. the LA mayor’s office gives out college money for sex.
Benjamin: http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/5-reasons-why-youre-wrong-about-this-crying-mexican/
you were wrong lance
about that crying mexican
3:38 PM me: weird
shit is happening right down the road from me and I was at the bar last night just talking about this with a 6 foot 4 250lb mexican’
Benjamin: hahaha
nice
me: he said. . .
3:39 PM Benjamin: leave this on the blog
share it with the world
it sounds good
me: let her finish school and then throw her the fuck outta the country
Benjamin: ha
me: all-right
Benjamin: maybe that’s good
3:40 PM me: paste commencing
Benjamin: rad
3:41 PM me: Ps- that 11 outta 10 joke nailed it
notice how she didn’t confess to being illegal until she needed money?
@Lance
the sickest part of this cruel prank is that even if we do allow her to go to school for free and teach her english and stuff, it’s not like she’s going to suddenly be over-qualified to watch Gavin’s kids.
He’s going to be cutting her a check in his kitchen and saying “thanks, so much, i hope this is cool…you’ve really been helping out – but can we start watching the english version of sesame street around the apartment?”
I agree with doosh, everything free for everyone! Except those stupid people who work for a living – fuck them, they should pay for everyone’s free shit because they are so stupid for working and not just sitting around collecting all of the free shit.
I love how this guy wants all of us to work together to eradicate the injustice of black people not getting food from freshdirect yet is all stoked to send this woman back to Mexico on the next donkey to Ciudad whatever. Don’t get me wrong. She needs to go back and get a student visa, but still, what a total racial homer this guy turns out to be. Who gave you the nerve?
You’re just selfish. I think we should just have a government that will give poor people money that rich people don’t need.
Why don’t they have a right to your money? We’re all people, we should share. Instead we have poor people starving to death in the squalid streets of NYC!!!!!
Also we need to be more green.
The ignorance on this site is just staggering – this girl broke no law, yet behold the hateful bile against her, no compassion. If you have no heart, go die already.
You idiot xenophobes should go back to jerking to Sarah Palin porn.
This chick should be mad at her parents for breaking the fucking law and not applying to the country legally. Why bother having legal immigration at all if you just let in everybody and then throw laws out the window when they get good grades?
@ @hagenshape
I’m not partisan, I think the left-right paradigm is bullshit. I was making a point that we should pay more attention to where our money is going and get up in arms about things like hurting people instead of upset with helping them.
A commenter named Sleepwalkers asked a brilliant question in the comments of the “Collateral Murder?” article on this site and I pose it to you:
How does it feel to be so intelligent with so little wisdom?
I tell you what, once we get the wars stopped I’ll go build the fences with you, deal?
I point out the useless red herring you presented (yeah, but i don’t hear you complaining about war!) You point out…we need to be helping people and not hurting them. Because hurting people is bad and staying on topic illustrates a lack of wisdom. Brilliant.
This topic is about: 1. Whether we should increase the size of the (already broad) underclass in this country by giving citizenship and federal money to non-citizens. 2. Sovereignty. 3. Rule of law.
Ending the war/not going to war is great. I think it would be great if we never had to spend anymore money on war.
But you can’t unbang the drum. Which is why your point about the war currently being waged is useless to the topic at hand.
If you want to go off on an unrelated tangent be prepared to be called out. You either have a crippled set of critical thinking skills, or you have a partisan agenda. Pick one.
@hagenshape
Congrats, your 5:03 comment is the most unintelligible piece of writing in existence
Could you please guide me to some of this sarah palin porn? She makes my dick hard and my butthole quiver!
When stupid people accuse others of ‘ignorance’ it usually means ‘well-informed discussion,’ or ‘reasonable debate.’
If you aren’t in the country legally, and yet you remain in the United States, under US federal law…you have broken the law.
Difficult concept, I know. Just because you don’t know you’re breaking the law, you aren’t exempted from the consequences of breaking the law.
http://ignoranceisnodefense.com/
@Dork, you are right, I am being selfish. I’m gonna quit my job, spend all of my savings on lollipops & whistles and start sucking at the Gov’t teat. Then all of you nice, unselfish people can share your money with me. Oh wait, you don’t have any.
4.09 ain’t shit for weighted gpas if she was in “AP everything”… thats a B average with one A in a standard 6 class load. she only got in because she was an illegal immigrant who didn’t start cleaning houses at 16 honestly
as an american citizen who just had to drop a class that i really liked because i was working too much to feed myself, i’m down with paying for someone who is willing to get good grades. it’s even better if they stick around afterward and use their knowledge to help better this country. fuck yeah. im all for that shit.
but CMON. undergrad polysci degree sounds like she’d be learning a bunch of bullshit! why can’t she be a biology major or something? and plus we’re paying so she can get her fucking underwater macrame general ed. requirements over and done with? fuck no! you could learn that in a community college and it would be the same (they even share some of the same professors). there’s atleast two years of basic general ed classes at any college in CA. and community college is what plenty of people who can’t afford real college do. I was in honors, had AP classes, had great grades and that’s what I did. transferring over is so easy too. No big fucking deal. i just take a different train now.
not to mention the california school system is basically IMPLODING right now. we’re in a ridiculous budget crisis, and no one can get into the classes they need, IF theyre even being offered anymore. i’m not even gonna get into it.
i am going to guess that since her parents purchased stuff then they have paid some taxes. and even if her parents were legal, if they had low paying jobs they would have been under the minimum tax threshold and not had to pay / receive a refund. so that argument is a wash.
Oh yeah, good call guys, let’s send her back to a destitute, dangerous country that she couldn’t fix even if she wanted it.
A country where protesters are shot on the street, a country where you can pay off any cop or government official. Or the country with the second highest yearly deaths attributed to aids, 11,000+ a year besides Brazil.
Yeah, she’s got a GPA over 4.0, she can tackle all that shit.
I’m broke too, worked to put myself through college, and it does suck to foot the bill, but I would never send anyone back to such a bleak situation. Fuck that, not on my karma.
** In Latin America.
PS. Did anyone not see Children of Men for fuck sake? I bet none of you would say this hateful shit aloud, just safely type away at your nice ass jobs from a brand new ikea desk. Bleh.
awesome
If it was me I’d be upset. wether or not I SHOULD be is neither here nor there. If you did all the shit this girl did, which lets face it none of us could ever do, and then pasty faced white shlubs who have accomplished nothing except being birthed from a caucasian uterus go on to higher education, wild keg parties and life itself you’d be pissed. I say let her go, we need people like her not fucking losers who happened to be born here. deport THEM
What in the hell does “Children of Men” have to do with anything? That movie was total tripe based on an eventuality that I really don’t give a shit about. Check that, it would be awesome. Nobody can get pregnant anymore? Are you serious, that’s amazing! License to creampie nigga!
@ @hagenshape
I shouldn’t have used that quote. I liked it and wanted to use it but I didn’t quantify it so I should have been called out for it.
Yes bringing up the war was off topic but I feel that some of the trillions of dollars we would save from it could be used to help Mexico not be such a pile of shit that everyone wants to get out of. I understand “fuck them that’s their problem.” but illegal immigration is our problem so if we can help make Mexicans not want to leave Mexico by the millions maybe it could solve our problem by aiding them.
So you can’t unbang the drum but see if pulling troops out makes you less safe in
America or more, I’m going to have to go with more. Probably be safer when we’re not making a couple hundred new terrorists every week or so when we kill their family accidentally.
Also the author seemed so pissed off about paying for illegals to get schooling I thought bringing up the idea of how much he is paying for the war might qualm his anger a bit.
1. I think money saved from stopping the wars could help solve the immigration problem in many different capacities both here and in Mexico.
2. Your not going to lose your constitutional rights because Paco wants to take out the garbage in America. Illegals wont affect the sovereignty of America.
3.What rights are you willing to give up to combat illegals?
You want cops to have the right to stop and search anyone whenever they want if they have any suspicion of them being illegal like in AZ? Do you think that won’t be abused? Is it illegal for them to be here, yes, what laws do you want implemented that you’ll have to live under to keep them out?
Those are my responses to the clearly stated topic. What are yours besides calling me a twat?
With all that said, you kicked my ass with your last comment and I accept that, you made me think about my position. Which I appreciate. fag
I owe sallie mae a shit load of money.
Life sucks bitch. No one’s entitled to anything except death.
Get thee back to Mexico and put your smart mind to innovating blowjobs.
I’ll tip you extra.
Also I have a question for people that think the USA should just serve as a sanctuary for people from shitty countries: How in the fuck are the shitty countries going to improve if the people capable of changing them just decide to pack up and leave?
If you live in Juarez and really hate it, but you can just run away to the USA (free healthcare and abortions!!!), where does that leave Juarez? Full of all the lazy Mexicans who love Juarez and don’t give a fuck if it ever stops being a shit-hole. So Mexico just keeps getting worse.
I don’t have a problem with the illegal immigrants because they are trying to get into the United States to make a better life for themselves, or because they’re brown or because they don’t speak Amurrican.
I have a problem with them because they create at least 2 distinct problems:
1. A bloc of voters who will create zero accountability for their representatives (in the sense that they will only feed urban machine-politics).
2. A broad class of unskilled laborers (which we DON’T need, there are already plenty).
2. If the disenchanted can just move to the USA, where will pressure on Mexican politicians come from?
Totally agree, especially with point 3.
My wallet is being gang raped by California’s government and the Taxes I are running me dry.
Meanwhile THEY don’t pay taxes and get FREE health care. Went to the ER once and I was the only non mexican dude and some of them just had stupid shit like a cold! Come on now gimme a break!
sales tax
This article is bulllshit.
It’s completely vapid and the author obviously has no understanding.
The article is hilarious and right the fuck on.
Hey long-commenters: cool stories you self important faggots
no one wants to support lazy mexicans. she’s not lazy she is like a sick student!
Because you manned up, you’ve gone from a twat to pussy!
Seriously though, this shit is important to a lot of people that are already waiting for Obama to:
1. End the war. 2. Address the issue of illegal immigration (which happens to be a huge problem in parts of this country.
It’s not an either/or proposition and there are thinking people of all kinds of political stripes who want these issues handled wisely, not swept under the rug or used to score political points.
Dear Blogjamin,
I am a naturalized citizen of this You S of Ay, with a college degree and a nice cubicle of my very own. Went to college thanks to a bunch of loans up my ass, now I hang out on this website because, well, because I can. Can you imagine how my poor little immigrant heart fluttered when, for the first time, I saw that you were talking directly to me? Namely, your second argument, which appeals to my sense of self-preservation and whatnot in order to show me that I’m different than Gladys since I followed the law (well I did get loans, but ain’t nobody gave me nothin’ fo’ free tha’s fer damn sure).
The system fucks different people in different ways and in different quantities, but that don’t mean that the ones getting fucked more should get their panties in a bunch just coz they saw someone else get fucked a little less. Ain’t that communism or something? Instead of going the divisive path, why can’t you say that this little girl worked hard and deserves to get what she wants? You’re such a big man allasudden to utter shit like “the law is the law” and we should all toe the line, end of discussion. Sure the law is the law, sometime somewhere there were laws allowing lynching niggers and robbing the Yids. Well I gotta go now, but alls I wanna say is that your snotty tone tickles my bum and would you like to have tea in the nude sometime?
The libs and the media are sad fucking pedophiles using this girl to guilt-trip their opposition into supporting immigration reform. It ain’t happening. All the conspiracy theory training on the web has helped TOTAL IDIOTS evolve beyond this type of ruse. NO ONE but the self-interested is buying into it. It makes no economic sense. Manufacturers are not going to be enticed back to America by its latent immigrant work force. NO ONE wants to deal with the unions and the lawsuits. She is not the face of illegal immigration. She’s the exception. Time to to show Botoxelosi et. al. that we’re 100% capable of looking their agendaed pc bullshit in the eye and being RUTHLESS. Yes, send her ass back to may-hee-co with a high school diploma. She’ll be fine. That’s just the way it’s got to be.
^^^^^^^^^ Cool story fag!!!
I love people who smoke weed, snort coke, shoot heroin, drop acid, eat shrooms, drive drunk, get into fights, are anti-government, anti-cops, anti-taxes talking about how illegals should go back to their country of origin because they’re ILLEGAL. I mean, I think illegals should be sent back and people over here shouldn’t hire them in the first place and we certainly shouldn’t be giving them a free ride and all, but just the irony makes my head explode.
did i mention i agree with your counterpoints? cause i do, like a lot…a ton even.
Obviously that was meant for the long winded “Slobodan”
He of extra words and tongue
this is directed to the increasing amount of old-rich-white-man bullshit that you and gavin have been getting increasingly drunk on: when exactly did rush limbaugh overtake penny rimbaud in your political considerations? at what income point did the two of you start knowing hispanics only as your maids and nannies? please lemme know, i’d like to retain my heart and spine.
everything else about our world is increasingly borderless – communication, economies, politics, academics. its bassackwards to try to shut out immigrants like they’re criminals. we’ve tried to keep terrible groups of people out forever – italians, russians, germans, japanese, the fucking scotch-irish – we even tried to send the africans back after they stopped working for free. they’re all still here drinking up all our booze and screwing our ugliest women. quit trying to be cool and racist and just open an ellis island in the desert and make them work shitty jobs forever, just like the rest of us immigrants.
heard an interview with this girl on the radio by the way. oddly she has a better command of english than most of my fellow hate-filled commenters
I agree, like that article last week where he tried to fight against Fresh Direct for not delivering to black families. That was such old-rich-white-man Rush Limbaugh bullshit.
well when the ice melts off of antarctica, people can move there. i completely understand people getting choked over illegal immigration–however, immigration is the historical norm. people have always migrated in search of a better life, and national borders won’t change shit. IF the economy recovers, people will stop bitching about it, until the economy tanks again. the only way to stop illegals coming in to the u.s. would be to create a mile-wide no mans land along the southern border, and fill it with land mines. otherwise, get used to it and stop complaining already. you honestly think your average wealthy fruit growing business wants to start paying its workers white man wages? HA!
You idiots. The only reason anyone besides the Hispanics want immigration reform is to get cheap labor and cheap votes for Catholics like Nancy Bigtitselosi. There is no morality behind this. NONE! If they get amnesty, every stinkin’ whiskey drunk Kennedy is gonna come crawling out of his hole looking for public office. Fuck that shit. And forget this childish pulling the heart-strings open borders line. WHO CARES IF THE BORDERS ARE OPEN WHEN THERE”S NOWHERE DECENT TO GO?
@stoops
A) The economy is not recovering.
B) Do you think that the average fruit growing business CAN pay white man wages? Doubt it!
C) Suck a cock.
And oh yeah, I’m also pretty sure that they want all the immigrants legal because there’s another huge war a brewin’. Cannon fodder if you know what I mean. That ain’t cool!
fuck y’all, this country needs immigrants
WTH? Is this a forum for crappy novelists ?
FEDERAL COME. Your link is one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen.
What the hell is up with these people on this site. You are all fucking insane.
bravo!!!!! send them back home. i cant even get a loan and im mexican. born and raise here. beaners please go back .
You little liberal, socialist bitches better hope the American people never get to vote on this issue. You’ll see how real Americans feel. The majority of people support Arizona’s law and don’t want these damn leaches sucking on Mrs. Liberty’s tit. Great article. Amusing and real.
If fruit goes to $100 per pound, you know what? I won’t eat fruit anymore. Get the fuck out leeches.
this story is gay, im sure her cousin or uncle sell drugs, let them pay for her school. also why even go to school, she will get prego her first year like any dirty mexican bitch
Do they have big penises? I don’t want them here if they’ve got big penises.
i’ve got a fantabulous idea for all you sobbing liberals who think mexicans should stay here even if they’re illegal because you’re so full of libby guilt that you can’t sleep nights due to your anguish regarding their plight. let’s set up foreign-exchange with these mexicans. that’s right, for every illegal mexican who gets to stay, a crying liberal has to go to mexico in their place. you can even handpick your very own mexican! after all, if you believe that race is so special that they should be allowed to stay here even though everyone else has to do it the legal way, then why the hell not swap lives with one and take his or her place in their rightful country.
in that way, we would finally get rid of those who would have our country turn into a socialist welfare nation. because, truth be told, the illegals are not the scourge of the nation. you all are. and those lovely foreign-exchange mexicans will end up voting just like repubs once they become legal. they always do.
si, senor benjamin. you are right. it is very hard for me to think of going back to mexico when i know that great american men like you worry for my future. i think it will be good for you to take me in and start paying my way. si, that will be very good.
What of me, comrade? What of my fellow country men? You cannot let in one country’s citizens without letting in all of them. What of my African, Indian and Asian friends who all need a better place to live? We would love to have free healthcare and education. Please do not forget us in your liberal wet dream. You will have to open very wide for the amount you’re about to get. Once the world sees that America will do for one group, well, citizens from other countries will insist that you do for all.
Otherwise, comrade, that would make you racist.
benjamin leo seems like a faggot
By far my favorite comments are the ones from the guys who read the first paragraph and then think that BeN wants to keep this girl in America.
Actually, who knows what he thinks. All this shit is written to manipulate us and generate comments. Gotta admit he’s on his game. One week a fag liberal, the next week a froth mouthed facist and the people can’t keep continuity or maybe they don’t care and everyone just buys it. Hey you’re a pussy! Hey you’re inhuman! Back and forth like a swingset
I almost started to agree with this opinion. Then I remembered that I am a dirty red, and that with proper redistribution of wealth nothing like this should worry us.
“Put it this way: It’s like letting a suicide bomber’s family LIVE. You see those puppy dog eyes and you don’t wanna blow their brains out — but ya hafta.”
exactly. we should have nuked Israel after the attack USS Liberty and we wouldn’t be having all the problems we are having today
You’re an asshole.
@ Julia Child Labourer
that’s not coz he’s so manipulative. it’s coz he’s a spineless, self-obsessed zero who’s completely terrified of commitment to beliefs and ideas, especially if it means having to endure not being on the winning team for too long. he’s the colin powell/arlen specter (notice how one is “black,” the other jewish) of streetcarnage.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
This is me. Can you please send me an email – I think you have the address – the real benjamin gmail.
oh no. am i in trouble again? why do i feel like i’m getting sent to the principal’s office? yeah okay i’ll e-mail you but first i have to get stoned, take my creatine, and go to a kundalini yoga lesson. i need these things to deal with LIFE.
@ Vane$$a
at least he’s funny, which is 1.8 million more than i can say about your average ass.
you should hit him up though – he’s obviously worried.
Thanks dude. Your comment on that Larfin post re: masturbation had me pissing in my pants. I gave you props on that thread, I hope you saw.
God that girl. so fucking incredible. We never found out what series that pic was from did we? I wanted that so bad…
Although the tits from 2 days ago and that site titaycitay is pretty fucking sick as well.
Shit, now have to go wank at work again
i sent you an e-mail.
it is impossible beyond the most oppressive state of fascistic control to return 14plus million people back across an imaginary line in the sand. it’s just not going to happen. therefore, the scared, pussy, white entitled little fucks of the privileged class and the neanderthal, cracker, half-wits of the former manufacturing working class need to get used to our new mexican brethren.
the solution is to legalize those currently here and bring them into our tax and social security/medicare system. this country was FOUNDED on immigration you fucking fucks!!!!
This country was founded on LEGAL immigration. America lets in more legal immigrants than all other countries combined. The woman above is not here legally and the rule in every country since forever is, “Sorry, you have to leave now.” Also, nobody’s suggesting we build a bus that holds 14m people and ship them back. The solution to this problem is not legalization but attrition. Make it slightly less convenient for companies to hire illegals (fine them etc) and most of them will wander back to Mexico with their tails between their legs. This is already being done and it’s already working.
http://www.numbersusa.com/content/learn/issues/american-workers/how-attrition-through-enforcement-works.html
They catch about 1,500 people trying to cross the border illegally every day. Do you honestly think rewarding the ones that are here now with free citizenship is going to discourage this? We’ll be exactly where we are now in a matter of months.
Finally, if you look at the rest of the world, America is unusually kind to illegals. Do you know what Mexico does to the Nicaraguans who sneak over? They literally throw them on a bus and ship them back immediately. That’s what everyone does. Everyone but us.
I spent a lot of money and provided a lot of jobs for Americans to get my citizenship and it still took about 10 years. If someone gets their Green Card for free I am going to be fucking pissed.
Many illegals pay as much taxes as anyone else. It just goes to whichever stolen SS number they’ve used while procuring employment.
so wait – is street_carnage on twitter Ben? Gavin?
http://twitter.com/FEDERALCOME
suck it.
Gavin’s right for once and 30% of you are fucking hopeless entitled pansy fucksuits
LLLLLOOOOLLLL fucking classic. BeN tells “FEDERAL COME” he’s funny so he goes off and gets a fuckin twitter account.
don’t quit you’re dayjob pal
“The woman above is not here legally and the rule in every country since forever is, “Sorry, you have to leave now.””
well forever ended and I say she stays. we need people like her and less people like other people.
“Make it slightly less convenient for companies to hire illegals (fine them etc)”
yeah that’s a great way to spend our limited resources, chasing after businesses and telling them who to hire.
“I spent a lot of money and provided a lot of jobs for Americans to get my citizenship and it still took about 10 years”
which is fucking stupid.
LLLLOOOOOLLLL using another name to hide enormous butthurt!
as smart as this gladys castro is- why hasn’t she given birth to an anchor child.
that is standard behavior for illegals- and sets her up for getting her papers. this is disgusting- alot of us want to go to school and can’t afford it- you don’t see us crying- and we were born here. just wait- she’ll probably get knocked up by some white dude/get married to get her papers- idea: send her to work in the fields to earn her money for school.
ummmmmm, this a 17 y.o. girl. maybe cut her some slack, you classless clowns? i don’t care whether or not she has a right to go to ucal. or not, the sadistic pile on here is pathetic.
it took them 10 years to naturalize your ass, gavin? talk about govt. incompetence; over a decades time they still didn’t realize that they were wasting citizenship on such socially unredeeming canuck trash as yourself? you aren’t even funny anymore, man. isn’t there some clause demanding forced repatriation once your use to real americans is finished? if so, back to canaduh you go, little piggy!
I like PBR better than miller…..
she’s 17. she’ll be 18 in a year. old enough to strip for money. problem solved.
Just to explain the logic behind GPAs higher than 4.0–at my high school, if you got straight A’s in regular, grade-level classes, you had a 4.0. If you got straight A’s in all AP classes, you got a 5.0. Which makes sense, because if you’re taking higher-level classes with more work and more difficult exams, and you’re getting the same letter grade as someone in a shittier, less difficult class, your GPA should be higher. It’s only fair.
Do you really think this bitch belongs in Mexico? So you’re telling me they won’t release captive born fucking orcas but you expect to send this kid back to a place she has nothing to do with. What do you think will happen? The bitch prolly doesn’t even speak spanish!
Guys she didn’t choose to leave Mexico! Her parents took her, and she in turn signs up for ROTC and is a model student and citizen. She signed up to do something patriotic than most of the dumbfucks on here, and she worked hard so she could have some equal standing here on the US, so i say SUCK IT and let her be!
Illegals pay taxes, mang. Housing ones.
She’s not a model citizen, dumbass-she’s not a citizen at all. She has to pay for her parents’ actions, just like we all pay for and benefit from the actions of our parents, neighbors and countrymen. I don’t know if America can survive without another Poly-Sci major, and maybe she would have even gone to law school afterwards. One less lawyer-what a fucking tragedy! How will we manage?
I wonder how many of you bleeding-heart fags would change your tune if you had to live in TX, CA or AZ and deal with illegals dumping trash in front of your house or on the highway, flooding the ER to the point that you can’t be seen for legit shit in a reasonable amount of time, driving unregistered and uninsured beaters drunk (and you better believe that if they hit you, they’re not sticking around,) making your car insurance go through the roof…you hipster parasites either don’t pay a price for your bullshit beliefs, or worse, benefit from cheap illegal labor when you magically hatch into your adult yuppie morph. Meanwhile, in CA they’ve made it impossible for the middle class to survive in half the state, leaving yuppie/hipster aristocrats and illegal peons.
It will be good to send an education Mexican back to her country. Maybe she can use that book learnin’ to help her own country and improve it. Doesn’t that make a lot more sense than pretending that every illiterate, backwards wog in the world will turn into a educated contribution to this country if we just let them stay?
If she’s so smart, and a minority, shouldn’t she have a vault full of scholarship money that puts Scrooge McDuck to shame?
Shit, I had colleges falling all over themselves to give me full ride scholarships, and my grades weren’t as high and I’m not a member of a preferred ethnic group.
I didn’t know Lou Dobbs was writing for Street Boners…
Anyone of european descent on this land which is known as “The United States of American” is an immigrant and if you believe that all immigrants should go back to where they are from then get the fuck back to europe. This land was stolen from Tribal Natives and a mass genocide was started by the 1st europeans to come to this land. In my eyes the most evil of all people come from europe. europeans are greedy ass fuckers that have fucked up the world.
Just because no one affiliated with this website has ever been within 2 points of a 4.09 GPA doesn’t mean scores like this don’t exist. In fact, I’ve never achieved less than a 4.05 GPA myself: 4.07 in high school (Andover) 4.11 in college (Princeton) and currently a 4.08 in graduate school (Yale). Thank you.
“There are other, legal immigrants who have spent time and money doing it right, and they still can’t get loans.”
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I hear this one from racists all the time, they’re not racist cuz they support these “legal” immigrants who worked so hard…
Since the time of Clinton the State Dept does NOT give visas to non-rich Latin people to come to the US… exceptions would be if your sibling or child live here, in which case you can wait up to 15 YEARS to get processed.
Fuck you fact-hating bigots for fronting this mean-spirited red-herring.