Posted by
Gavin
• 04.20.09 04:20 pm

To commemorate 4/20 4:20, I present to you something I thought was incredibly funny when I was stoned out of my fucking mind the other night.

To commemorate 4/20 4:20, I present to you something I thought was incredibly funny when I was stoned out of my fucking mind the other night. It’s another, “Hi me, it’s high me” situation and I gotta say, as a sober person, this does not sound even remotely funny.

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In case you can’t hear the baked whispering, the concept is: an old lady finds everything so adorable, when she catches a burglar in her house she says, “My, aren’t you a sneaky Christopher.” No idea what a sneaky Christopher is or why that would be amusing but when I was under the influence of drugs this seemed like a historical piece of comedy. You may need to get stoned to see if I was right or not.

  1. POT DOESN’T WORK
  2. JEZEBEL: POT PSYCHOLOGY
  3. JEZEBEL: POT PSYCH IN THE PARK
  4. HIGH STREET CARNAGE
  5. SPECIAL OR SPECIALIST?


Comments
  1. Jello Biafra says:

    We sound the same whence high.

  2. autozocks says:

    megalols! ahahah, a sneaky christopher!

  3. Regginald B Queefnballs says:

    im not stoned, yet, but this is a funny concept

  4. Regginald B Queefnballs says:

    hahhah im not stoned and sneaky christopher made me laugh

  5. tommy gun says:

    lolz @ “sneaky christopher”. so good.

  6. ZLUR says:

    “You sneaky christopher” – gonna say that all the time now…pure funny!

  7. miss appalachian says:

    i’m not stoned so i just bypassed.

  8. miss appalachian says:

    ok i listened and it was so cute! like so cute.

  9. Veevers says:

    that shit is hilarious Gav. Please do more of these. x

  10. Chelsea says:

    LOVE IT

  11. sweat mouth says:

    i’d say it was atleast remotely funny. did you see that jar opener commercial on tv? i was high and theres this old lady struggling to open a jar of pickles. she eventually drops the jar and makes this ridiculous face as the pickle jar smashes to the floor. i imagine her screaming “ooo MY PICKLES!”, in terror. but i don’t think she actually said that at all. because i was high.

  12. Dr. Furious says:

    i’m not high, drunk or tired and i laguhed so hard that i’ve got a hot soft damp patch between my ass cheeks i don’t even want to think about investigating, it smells and feels like someone is cooking wet grass down there

    kudos

  13. cuntvomit says:

    You sound like an annoying high person.

  14. guy guy says:

    I think I appreciate that more as a sober guy than I would as a high guy.

  15. Homo Police says:

    pot makes me gay

    i’m not gay.

    I’M NOT GAY!

  16. Anonymous says:

    what? are there two of you or just one?

  17. James says:

    I’m stoned right now, and “sneaky Christopher,” is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

    Well, maybe not that funny, but it was still pretty fucking good.

  18. cat fancier says:

    Bunch of hippies couldnt have picked a better day to choose to smoke up weed than on hitlers birthday. How gay..

  19. Dom says:

    LOLZ

  20. 2 cents says:

    It made me laugh, but probably only because of the setup. If I actually saw that, I’m not so sure I’d laugh. The thought of you getting baked and surreptitiously whispering a shitty idea into a handheld recorder so as not to wake the kids is pretty damned funny.

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  22. pincer movement says:

    I’m stoned but I’m loling

  23. jissom jigaboo says:

    Stop sucking his dick so much. Ja, it was funny and he’s a funny Canadian guy. Heil Hitler~! & well Get High

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  25. pony says:

    stoned whispering


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